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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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A little story for my Master to (unusually for me) avoid derailing another thread:
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Three young students at a mountaintop retreat were talking one day about their Masters.
'My Master is so wise' said the first, 'he can go without sleep for a whole month'.
'Yet my Master' says the second, 'is so wise he can go without food for a whole month'
'My Master is wise indeed' says the third student. 'For when he is tired, he sleeps, and when he is hungry, he eats' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A little story for my Master to (unusually for me) avoid derailing another thread:
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Three young students at a mountaintop retreat were talking one day about their Masters.
'My Master is so wise' said the first, 'he can go without sleep for a whole month'.
'Yet my Master' says the second, 'is so wise he can go without food for a whole month'
'My Master is wise indeed' says the third student. 'For when he is tired, he sleeps, and when he is hungry, he eats' "
Didn't say what their Masters did when they were gagging for a shag though, did they!  |
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over a year ago
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long"
I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV..... |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long
I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV....."
NOT!  |
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long
I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV.....theres a mk IV?  mind you......I've been making do with series 4000 deatomiser and noisy cricket. "
The MkIV has a 30-sec Fake Profile pre-warn system. Nuts and Loaded gave it 10./10 last month. Had mine on backorder from Orinoco for weeks! Parcelforce Julie was most impressed with the size of my package when she dropped it off this morning... |
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"Wise words grasshopper. Now please step away from the anhihalator mk III I think you've been exposing yourself to its power for far too long
I think he's steaming with jealousy cos I've just got the Mk IV.....
NOT! "
Oh yes you are!!! |
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