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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
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the more i read in the forums the more i think wtf am i doing here sometimes. "i made a women cum some hard she shit the bed wht do i do" "i have a 10inch dildo and wanna shove it up my girlfriends arse advise please" "my fb came so hard she sprayed the rest of the room that were watching" "i fucked my wifes arse and she wont suck it off after help. please" just posts of this caliber, this site definitely opens your eyes to a very diverse array of people boardering on strange to me i know im gonna get hammered for this so bring it on   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me too but I am struggling to type wrapped in cling film and bubble wrap whilst being vigorously frottaged and sea-gulled."
Confused I am still such an innocent. is frottaged and sea-gulled fun?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Public information message:
Frottage may refer to: Frottage (art), technique; Frottage, consensual sexual rubbing non-penetrative sex.  "
Ta. Bit like vic reeves does in shooting stars? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the more i read in the forums the more i think wtf am i doing here sometimes. "i made a women cum some hard she shit the bed wht do i do" "i have a 10inch dildo and wanna shove it up my girlfriends arse advise please" "my fb came so hard she sprayed the rest of the room that were watching" "i fucked my wifes arse and she wont suck it off after help. please" just posts of this caliber, this site definitely opens your eyes to a very diverse array of people boardering on strange to me i know im gonna get hammered for this so bring it on "
some of us do post genuinely normal forum things too. ive done a few the last few days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Public information message:
Frottage may refer to: Frottage (art), technique; Frottage, consensual sexual rubbing non-penetrative sex. "
Aaaaahh, so THATS why i'm barred from my local supermarket!!
I thought it was a tub of yoghurt!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the more i read in the forums the more i think wtf am i doing here sometimes. "i made a women cum some hard she shit the bed wht do i do" "i have a 10inch dildo and wanna shove it up my girlfriends arse advise please" "my fb came so hard she sprayed the rest of the room that were watching" "i fucked my wifes arse and she wont suck it off after help. please" just posts of this caliber, this site definitely opens your eyes to a very diverse array of people boardering on strange to me i know im gonna get hammered for this so bring it on "
thing is you got to read the forums with tongue in cheek as they are written that way lol |
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It's all part of the rich and often insane patina that is the forums. We all have sunjects we hate, we all are bored with the same old ones popping up - but it's the rest that make it worthwhile.
Anything from insigtful wisdom to utter lunacty and everything in between.
Just roll with it and hsve fun. |
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I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about? |
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?"
Ye, THE FLU!!  |
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?"
I can only tell you if your in the ornithology clique... |
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over a year ago
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
Ye, THE FLU!! "
According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments "
In from work - yeah right!!!
You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! |
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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
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"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments
In from work - yeah right!!!
You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! "
lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
Ye, THE FLU!!
According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me. "
Bastard. And he said he loved me. |
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
Ye, THE FLU!!
According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me. "
tis a japanese thing, i believe.......work hard, play hard.......the dirty fuckers |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
Ye, THE FLU!!
According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me.
Bastard. And he said he loved me."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
Ye, THE FLU!!
According to the splinternet "Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling. " Each to their own but that smacks of sexual assault to me.
tis a japanese thing, i believe.......work hard, play hard.......the dirty fuckers "
Oh well, at least it makes a change from them making soup of the gulls! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments
In from work - yeah right!!!
You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! lmao "
HEY! Less of the dawrf, I am 4ft 6" I will have you know and it is not a sumo wrestler it is my cousin Gerald and he has a weight problem. |
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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
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"just in from work and had a look at the post very good guys u made me smile, with your crazy arse comments
In from work - yeah right!!!
You've only just managed to free yourself from a giant roll of bubble wrap whilst being sat on by a sumo wrestler and a dwarf dressed as a chicken - confess!!!! lmao
HEY! Less of the dawrf, I am 4ft 6" I will have you know and it is not a sumo wrestler it is my cousin Gerald and he has a weight problem. "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
I can only tell you if your in the ornithology clique..."
I was sitting on the bus the other day and the bloke behind me said "Excuse me, I think you've got semen on the back of your coat"
I said "No, it's probably bird shit", to which he responded, "No, it's semen, I don't ejaculate bird shit" |
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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"The shit the bed one i didn't bring myself to read "
i know !
90% of people say on there profiles, no poo pain or water sports.
yet the forums are full of it, and no one bats an eye lid, some things are just not sexy however u dress it up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd give a better reply, but its hard to type with marigolds on covered in baby oil
Any tips on how to type easier in this situation  "
Turn them inside out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still want to know what "sea-gulling" is - some bloke mentioned "pigeoning" in a post a few weekes ago and never explained it - is there some sort of avian thing going on that I don't know about?
I can only tell you if your in the ornithology clique...
I was sitting on the bus the other day and the bloke behind me said "Excuse me, I think you've got semen on the back of your coat"
I said "No, it's probably bird shit", to which he responded, "No, it's semen, I don't ejaculate bird shit" "
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