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These posts are like 90% of the profiles I've ever seen 
Also "put twatfingers in the subject line so I know you've read the whole profile" (and not just skipped to the end where the magic keyword always is) |
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This one is a system one but the user has created the circumstances for the message. Fresh in my mind as it has just happened AGAIN!
I realise people have their reasons but........
Someone winks at me, being the polite wee lad I am I go to say thank you so click on the profile and get:
This user has hidden their profile
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Actually, the worst phrases are over on FG as Forum subject, the plethora of
Rate my ass / rate my cock
YAWN! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fill in profile later the profile year old been on here before idiots ruin it for good guys I know the ropes back again vwe hung BBC white women don't put ww hahaha |
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Used to be on verification’s
“What can I say about xxx”
Well I don’t know, but if you don’t what you can say it’s hardly promising!!!
Now it seems all “wow don’t pass this/these one(s) by”, yeah okay. Usually means they won’t bother reading messages you send lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Stunning."
Very few individuals are actually "stop you in your tracks" stunning. "
beauty is in the eye of beholder just cos you don't find that person stunning other people think they are |
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"Sydney University blah blah blah "
This on a profile really annoys me. Especially when fab itself specifically asks you NOT to post it.
Along with profiles with that daft silhouette instead of a picture. There must be at least one bit if your body thats not recognisable or can be blurred a bit. |
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""Stunning."
Very few individuals are actually "stop you in your tracks" stunning. beauty is in the eye of beholder just cos you don't find that person stunning other people think they are "
It's a term thrown about on here all the time. Begs the question, why are so many "stunning" people looking for sex when many of them (by their own admission) are looking for something more.
I didn't say lots of people can't be attractive. But stunning? Naw. Not buying it. |
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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago
Kingsbridge |
I do find “treat them with respect” a rather curious phrase. If you e got to the point of meeting hopefully you might have ironed out all the chances to be disrespectful before then. Plus of course some on here absolutely do NOT want to be treated with anything like respect, quite the reverse in fact! |
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""She gave me the best blowjob I've ever had"
(Basically any kind of blowjob feels amazing)
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We know that most women are not that great at BJ s.
BUT , men will never say that because they just want a BJ when they can get one. |
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By *weet6Woman
over a year ago
East Riding |
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Along with profiles with that daft silhouette instead of a picture. There must be at least one bit if your body thats not recognisable or can be blurred a bit. "
.....Slinks off to look for said 'bit' in darkened room...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Happily married" or "very much in love" couple.
Well, of course you are, otherwise you wouldn't be here as a swinging couple, you'd be on a single profile cheating or you'd have separated."
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“Might be free for a couple of hours later if you can accommodate”
Ok mate, we’ll get everything set on the off chance your wife goes out for a coffee with her friends, so you can come round empty your balls and fuck off again.
Does this sort of (surprisingly common) status ever work? |
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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago
Baughurst |
"“Might be free for a couple of hours later if you can accommodate”
Ok mate, we’ll get everything set on the off chance your wife goes out for a coffee with her friends, so you can come round empty your balls and fuck off again.
Does this sort of (surprisingly common) status ever work?"
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In a way it does work, for him, gets him all excited, heart racing, on the chance of receiving a response. Work as in being asked to pop round? I doubt it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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I find it strange all the profiles that say 'must show face pics' but don't have any face pics on their own profiles?? Why are we asking for something that we don't do ourselves? |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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“Send face picture with first message” when they have none on their profile.
“Looking for gym fit guys only” when they have never seen a gym in their lives. |
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"Been on here before so know how it works"
"We're back, verify us if you've met previously"
Well congratulations, what do you want, a medal? Champagne? Entry into the book of records?!?!?!
Jesus wept, its a swinging site people go on to look for hookups, don't try and pretend your royalty or some shit just because you've been on here before. Whoopy do. |
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By (user no longer on site) 52 weeks ago
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"Genuine alpha male". Honestly at this point I think I could probaly call myself one of those since every guy under the sun seems to use it.
"Can please for hours". I'm sorry dude but if you need hours to satisfy me you're not doing a very good job.
"No timewasters". Ah yes, that will stop them! Lets just put up signs saying "No crime allowed" or "Please don't bully me".
(Insert sydney university message here). I swear, did these people not listen in school when the teacher said "Anything you post on the internet is there forever"? |
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