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How do guys (and girls) measure cock size
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over a year ago
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I start measuring on top right where my penis begins up to my urethra, this measures me at 8 inches.
Though I mostly just use a variety of comparison pics as I personally find they give a much better indicator of my size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I start measuring on top right where my penis begins up to my urethra, this measures me at 8 inches.
Though I mostly just use a variety of comparison pics as I personally find they give a much better indicator of my size."
You should have out the sun glasses on as you would... That would have been a cool cock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont, mainly cos i'm no longer 14 yrs old anymore, angel says its nice, our playmates say its nice n thick, and that'll do for me  "
I refuse to believe you don't know how big you cock is in inches  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I start measuring on top right where my penis begins up to my urethra, this measures me at 8 inches.
Though I mostly just use a variety of comparison pics as I personally find they give a much better indicator of my size.
You should have out the sun glasses on as you would... That would have been a cool cock lol "
When its wearing its sunglasses, I like to refer to my cock as 'El Wood' |
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"I dont, mainly cos i'm no longer 14 yrs old anymore, angel says its nice, our playmates say its nice n thick, and that'll do for me
I refuse to believe you don't know how big you cock is in inches "
7 inch maybe, dunno, not fussed. All i know is, since the age of starting to wank and then after a few years, fucking, it has brought me (and many others) an enormous amount of pleasure.......its the gift that keeps on giving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With my pussy.
'Have you got it in yet?' = too small
"More!" = not that big but ok.
"Oh yes!" = just right.
"Oooof!" = too big.
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That just made me giggle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I almost played with a guy in a club once and his cock was that big I couldn't even get the end in my mouth 
Didn't need to measure that to know it was to big and I was off
Hence nearly played with him  |
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Bigger than me = just grotesque, nobody needs one that big..
Smaller than me = poor souls
On a serious note though, why have we as a society not moved to measuring male genitalia in centimetres? How long have we been a metric nation? It's not like we cum in pints ... Well, most of us, anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I almost played with a guy in a club once and his cock was that big I couldn't even get the end in my mouth
Didn't need to measure that to know it was to big and I was off
Hence nearly played with him "
Exactly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps, rather like photo verifications, there should be one for penis size also, a standard of measurement requiring pictoral evidence - then women and couples specifically requiring men with penises of a certain size would be able to automatically block anyone who didn't measure up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, serious question but there is lots of talk on here of cock size, VWE, VVWE etc but where do you actually measure a cock from? Pelvic bone? Scrotum?"
Such a song and dance, quite straight fwd ! Measured elbow to wrist multiplied by shoe size divided by the number of horsepower of your car ! Simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pelvic bone, why would you measure from your scrotum! lol"
i could get an extra inch too if i measured like you do! lol
However i don't feel any need to bragg about or measure size, never had any complaints, only compliments! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"point 1:-there should be a standard method of measuring laid down by the EU and random checks should be carried out to ensure these are complied with!"
Brilliant! You've just found something we can put Nick Clegg to work on!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With my pussy.
'Have you got it in yet?' = too small
"More!" = not that big but ok.
"Oh yes!" = just right.
"Oooof!" = too big.
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Now I know why they keep saying "Oooof!" - I thought they were just puffed out..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, serious question but there is lots of talk on here of cock size, VWE, VVWE etc but where do you actually measure a cock from? Pelvic bone? Scrotum?"
It either fits and feels nice or doesn't its that simple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With my pussy.
'Have you got it in yet?' = too small
"More!" = not that big but ok.
"Oh yes!" = just right.
"Oooof!" = too big.
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I have never measured mine in this way, it must be said it sounds the most fun. I'm game.
I have always used a flexible tape measure, one of the sewing type ones. Id be distraught if I couldn't accurately measure that slight upward curve hahaha. Anyway measuring girth is more fun than length |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pelvic bone, why would you measure from your scrotum! lol
i could get an extra inch too if i measured like you do! lol
However i don't feel any need to bragg about or measure size, never had any complaints, only compliments!"
Of course old man. |
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"point 1:-there should be a standard method of measuring laid down by the EU and random checks should be carried out to ensure these are complied with!
point 2:-man inches are always smaller than woman/real inches,hence a guy saying 9inches usually equates to about 7 real inches if you're lucky,this practice should also be investigated by the EU and if manipulation of the data has occurred hefty fines should be levied! "
Now THAT is funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With my pussy.
'Have you got it in yet?' = too small
"More!" = not that big but ok.
"Oh yes!" = just right.
"Oooof!" = too big.
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Well hello Goldilocks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"measure your cock just after you have cum thats the biggest it ever gets.
Surely it would be just before you cum. Most cocks start shrinking right after ejaculation."
Not if you include the old sock you cleaned up with |
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