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By *ndianLuxCouple
over a year ago
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Clean shaven (no beard )
Respectful
8 inches max and should be able perform well wearing condoms
Average body, dad bod is fine
6 ft tall max
Preferably white
Able to accommodate in a nice hotel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I personally like the ones with teeth pointing in every which direction but never straight, the body odor of ten dead camels, food stuck between their teeth because they don’t floss and forget them brushing their teeth, stray hairs upon their head but not a full head of hair, legs so thin they resemble cocktail sticks or the images of stick legs I used to colour on stick figures as a toddler, the heart opposite of Mother Theresa’s- selfish and not self-less, egoistic, a total prick, after their own pleasure and a two pump chump who says right and boils the kettle leaving me laying there wondering wtf that was as it was not long enough to be called sex.
Oh, and they must hate coffee with a passion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I personally like the ones with teeth pointing in every which direction but never straight, the body odor of ten dead camels, food stuck between their teeth because they don’t floss and forget them brushing their teeth, stray hairs upon their head but not a full head of hair, legs so thin they resemble cocktail sticks or the images of stick legs I used to colour on stick figures as a toddler, the heart opposite of Mother Theresa’s- selfish and not self-less, egoistic, a total prick, after their own pleasure and a two pump chump who says right and boils the kettle leaving me laying there wondering wtf that was as it was not long enough to be called sex.
Oh, and they must hate coffee with a passion. "
 They're all 10's on here. |
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