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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

The kind that don't look like a realistic penis. Do you use one? Does anyone have any recommendations? Around the 7-8" range. My wife wants one for Christmas.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple  over a year ago

Sheffield

We get our monster type ones from John Thomas Toys

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By *he_turtle_movesMan  over a year ago

york

Lots of companies out there. I have 2 from bad dragon that are such a good feeling but lots of companies have caught up and I'm not sure they're worth the money.

I browsed the fantasy dildos subreddit to find ones I liked the look of as people post where they got them from. It was an amazing resource

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By *un couple 2Couple  over a year ago

Tynemouth.

Ive got a huge dildo. Not seen one like it. Dont even know what its supposed to resemble

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

I expect she'd freak if she saw those Bad Dragon dildos girthy and nn realistic around 8". That seems about right.

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By *od ThrusterMan  over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"Ive got a huge dildo. Not seen one like it. Dont even know what its supposed to resemble"

A telegraph pole?

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ive got a huge dildo. Not seen one like it. Dont even know what its supposed to resemble"

But does it feel good? That's all that matters right?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

But what if using something that's not like a male organ, gets one too distant and unfamiliar with cock?

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"But what if using something that's not like a male organ, gets one too distant and unfamiliar with cock? "

I don't think that could happen. It's all about situational play really. Plus she doesn't want a realistic looking dildo and I'm all about her at the moment.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"But what if using something that's not like a male organ, gets one too distant and unfamiliar with cock? "

....

I.

Uh.

I don't think that's a thing.

I've used only tentacle and monster toys for years and it's never taken away from how much I enjoy actual cock

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

It's all about variety and fun and feeling something different in the moment I think. I want her to be able to use it while I lick her clit. We'll see where things go from there.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying "

I'm not sure that's the ideal material for insertables.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

I'm not sure that's the ideal material for insertables."

Mine prints in lots of different materials/plastics. Even flexible ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have one we got on Amazon. It’s so lifelike. Feels, moves and responds like the real thing. It has a firm internal shaft and softer outer and not ‘hard’. Feels amazing. R

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What about a tentacle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Colt 'The Prowler' Anal Probe

Clonezone or somewhere mail-order

About £20

Its 6.5" or more

Got a good vibe & slips in real well

Dont get lost in weeks xx

Let me know when you've looked at it

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Colt 'The Prowler' Anal Probe

Clonezone or somewhere mail-order

About £20

Its 6.5" or more

Got a good vibe & slips in real well

Dont get lost in weeks xx

Let me know when you've looked at it

"

Yeah that's totally inappropriate for my wife. She definitely won't be interested in that.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

hankeys toys .

look at clonezone website they sell lots of weird whacky ones .

I have a seahorse one , a huge horse cock , dog looking knot type one I got given as a freebie for promoting and some weird dragon looking thing .. they feel pretty good though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hopefully the one she decides we can see

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

Whichever one we got it's got to be her choice. I can only suggest really.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What’s the general opinion on glass dildos? Are they all they are cracked up to be or can you see right through them?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As long as it's not yours, because

Thats the power of giving

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

Update! My wife went ahead and ordered one she liked. I don't know what it looks like or how big it is or anything. It hasn't yet arrived. All I know is she bought it from Lovehoney.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Update! My wife went ahead and ordered one she liked. I don't know what it looks like or how big it is or anything. It hasn't yet arrived. All I know is she bought it from Lovehoney."

Hope she doesn't stick it in u first

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Update! My wife went ahead and ordered one she liked. I don't know what it looks like or how big it is or anything. It hasn't yet arrived. All I know is she bought it from Lovehoney.

Hope she doesn't stick it in u first "

Well I kinda hope she does She did say she'd bought some sex toy cleaning stuff. Apparently she's bought some other stuff as well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used bigdildos.co.uk

Quite cheap but regular types

P&P free

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bigdildosuk.com

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman  over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I got a Creature Cock Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo - Insertable Length: 7" off Amazon - different sellers have different prices but i found it for under 50. It looks like a tentacle with bubbles that reminded me of a Jacob’s Ladder piercing

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"I got a Creature Cock Beastly Tapered Bumpy Silicone Dildo - Insertable Length: 7" off Amazon - different sellers have different prices but i found it for under 50. It looks like a tentacle with bubbles that reminded me of a Jacob’s Ladder piercing "

Sounds like fun, hope you enjoy it. Maybe you'll post some pictures?

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

So after all that she ended up buying a cock shaped dildo that doubles up as a vibrator. It's also much bigger than me in both girth and length* Now we cant wait to use it. Good job we've got plenty of lube.

*It's prob 8", more than 2" bigger than me, and very girthy and I'm pretty thick myself!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"I have a 3D printer if anyone has an idea for one.

Just saying

I'm not sure that's the ideal material for insertables.

Mine prints in lots of different materials/plastics. Even flexible ones. "

I guess you could print something and use it to make a mould and then cast it in silicon.

You have to be careful what you make sex toys out of, I'm not sure you would be safe with something straight from a 3d printer

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London


"Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables "

I really need to get around to getting something from there

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables

I really need to get around to getting something from there "

I think I have a link that gives you 15% off if you want it

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Phreak.club are my go to for weird insertables "

Oh my gosh. Thank you for posting this. I think I'm about to spend all my January going out money on new reasons to stay in instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A rolling pin? We have a glass one that gets used quite a lot.

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"A rolling pin? We have a glass one that gets used quite a lot. "

Great idea

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple  over a year ago

Rushden

Recently got a tentacle dildo which is fun & looking at getting a horse style one hopefully.

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Recently got a tentacle dildo which is fun & looking at getting a horse style one hopefully."

I think she'd be totally freaked out by either of those but, hey, she said she didn't want a realistic one and that's what she bought so who knows?

Now I'm looking forward to playing with it and her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Easy to get what you searched for

I still think it's bit turn off that's why I don't use one

There are ones that are vibrators & true anal sticks

With bit lube either way..

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

We played with it this morning for the first time and a good time was had. It surprised her feeling that full and I think it will take a few goes to really get in the swing of things. It really is much much bigger in length and girth than me.

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield

Uploaded a comparison pic of my me and my wife's new dildo. Do you think she's trying to tell me something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has anyone ever used an animal shaped one? Cos I really want one lol

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By *umslave OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Has anyone ever used an animal shaped one? Cos I really want one lol"

Then just buy one! Life's too short not to give yourself pleasure. Which animal btw?

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By *onningtonplumberMan  over a year ago

Donnington

Print her a voucher and take her to a sex shop to choose. You'll probably get more than one and lots of other ideas too

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By *un couple 2Couple  over a year ago

Tynemouth.

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By *un couple 2Couple  over a year ago

Tynemouth.


"Has anyone ever used an animal shaped one? Cos I really want one lol"
sams is either a dragon, or the devils own, we have no idea, feel free to take a look at our pics, its on there.

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