"Just for shits and giggles lets hear the worst you have said and the worst you have heard.
Heres one, while ever I have a face you will always have a seat.
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When at uni my mates and I would give each other appalling lines that had to be used as ice breaker. And I mean properly juvenile cringey shit.  Anyway, one of the lads was stuck by me with a line, and stepped up to do his thing. At the bar, nods at a lass, she nods back, no preamble he goes “I want you to sit on my face”. She doesn’t react, looks him up and down, and replies “why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?” The dated for three months…. |
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