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By *thDevonman OP Man over a year ago

Barnstaple

I’m sure most on here have received a strange message at some point. Received this one earlier today

Could you get another older woman to join me and you? I'm only into older couples

This from a straight man. So he wants me to find a woman for him to have fun with.

. Hard enough working on my own profile let alone doing all the work for someone else .

Let’s hear some of your best ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i wank whilst i watch you walk my dog on the beach.. that was a very strange one... wasnt sure what his kink was there but i dont involve animals of any kind in my play so was a nope!

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By *londebiguyMan over a year ago

Southport

A guy wanted to suck my cock and wank on my feet while he did.

When I said that I didn't think that was for me as I hate my feet , he asked if I had a dog he could wank on as he gave me a BJ...

Blocked

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By *archelCouple over a year ago

A field somewhere

A deacons wife telling us she wanted to be fucked on her husbands church alter up the arse with Jesus watching over her. OK champ

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By *et and WillingCouple over a year ago

Nuneaton

Got asked if Mrs W&W would like to wrestle another lady why me and the ladys husband watched. Nothing sexual apparently

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By *isstinseltoesWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Will you pretend to be my sister, that was a v odd one & no ta.

Also had a man tell me he had wanked in his mums underwear drawer, block.

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By *inkylipsWoman over a year ago

Debauchery

I guy asked me to watch him take a dump in a park and then proceed to eat it, if that wasn’t for me he would sit in his car outside of a supermarket and eat it.

I very politely declined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A deacons wife telling us she wanted to be fucked on her husbands church alter up the arse with Jesus watching over her. OK champ

Do you still have her number??

happy for Jesus and/or her husband to watch. They can join in if they want

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By *weet and SpiceCouple over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Reading some of the others, we have been lucky so far with the weirdest being that some random guy wanted Mrs to pretend to be his sister-in-law

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By *thDevonman OP Man over a year ago

Barnstaple

"Got asked if Mrs W&W would like to wrestle another lady why me and the ladys husband watched. Nothing sexual apparently

Who won ?

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By *thDevonman OP Man over a year ago

Barnstaple

"A deacons wife telling us she wanted to be fucked on her husbands church alter up the arse with Jesus watching over her. OK champ

Wow. Three Hail Marys for her on Sunday

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