Sprayed my own eye doing coitus interuptus - couldn's see and stung a bit.
Sprayed straight past our heads and left an embarrassing job cleaning the books on the bookshelf - in another coitus interuptus. |
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By *ister_EMan
over a year ago
Hayling Island |
I've shot myself in the eye a few times in friendly fire incidents  And I've shot it up over my head, cleared the whole headboard and up the wall.
It's not just the cum either. When I'm really horny and turned on I can literally stream an almost constant flow of precum
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id thought hiding out in vicarage wasnt that bummy
But what goes on in cemetery is ..
Bona fide Andy & Dappy crap
Sure someone going mention out car window onto undercover cop female one
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"And I've shot it up over my head, cleared the whole headboard and up the wall."
Back in the mid 90's when I was between wives, pre-Internet I used phone chatlines to arrange meets with ladies looking for late night/early hours fun...
....one night, I visited a 30-something single mum near Heathrow, and was soon laid on her bed receiving an enthusiastic blow-job...
....she'd told me that she didn't like cum in her mouth, and to warn her when I was about to cum - so I did so as she took me to the point of no return...
....she jerked her head back at the very last second, and the first spurt of spunk hit her squarely between the eyes - except it wasn't on her face itself...
....but rather on the large 'family portrait' photo of her and her kids on the wall directly above me, a couple of feet above the headboard!  |
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By *igben9169Man
over a year ago
Waterlooville (ish) |
Once came very powerfully into another members eye, the sound of the impact was quite something!
Also, been made to cum after a massage and I shot it up and over my head to the wall behind me. I was impressed by that, less so by the bit that got in my mouth.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Although I usually cum a decent load, it doesn't always spurt....but on one occasion was being blown expertly by a FB...she liked to see my cum but wasn't keen on me coming in her mouth. As she got me close, I made sure she knew and she wiggled her finger in my arse....It hit the ceiling.....such a powerful blast!! |
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