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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
seriously i think that speaks more about you than her  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
What a charmer! 
Did you take back the flowers you'd brought her from the graveyard as well?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Better to run than do that fake awkward lie there with nothing to say thing for half an hour and then making up a fake exit strategy mumbling something about being late. Women wouldn't understand
maybe the full blanket of realisation that comes over you just after you've shot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think it does say a lot about me your right..
Squirt and run! Hahahaha
Selfish I know but when you have blown your load in the first 3 minutes what's left to do .. Hold hands? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Better to run than do that fake awkward lie there with nothing to say thing for half an hour and then making up a fake exit strategy mumbling something about being late. Women wouldn't understand
maybe the full blanket of realisation that comes over you just after you've shot. "
ive met loads of people and left as soon as plays over, its no strings, you dont need to make an excuse to leave, i met for sex, i've had it now im going  whats wrong with that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think it does say a lot about me your right..
Squirt and run! Hahahaha
Selfish I know but when you have blown your load in the first 3 minutes what's left to do .. Hold hands? Lol "
PMSL
no seriously PMSL
never heard of round two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !! |
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i had a guy i use to see who never took the hint to fuck off after we had done... he finally relised when i picked up ALL his clothes and his shoes and chucked them out my front door, and told him to get dressed out there lmao strangly never saw him again after that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !! "
bored today are we? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"i had a guy i use to see who never took the hint to fuck off after we had done... he finally relised when i picked up ALL his clothes and his shoes and chucked them out my front door, and told him to get dressed out there lmao strangly never saw him again after that"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i had a guy i use to see who never took the hint to fuck off after we had done... he finally relised when i picked up ALL his clothes and his shoes and chucked them out my front door, and told him to get dressed out there lmao strangly never saw him again after that"
ahh i hate that, nothing worse than someone out staying their welcome |
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"i had a guy i use to see who never took the hint to fuck off after we had done... he finally relised when i picked up ALL his clothes and his shoes and chucked them out my front door, and told him to get dressed out there lmao strangly never saw him again after that
ahh i hate that, nothing worse than someone out staying their welcome "
tell me about it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !!
bored today are we? "
Just keeping it real ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol |
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol "
i am gonna piss myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
i am gonna piss myself "
i think he has a food fetish myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol I do like food..
If I've given a woman a damn good shafting .. And I mean serveral good hip thrusts.. I need food..
I see it as a favour better in my belly as I've just burnt it off and in hers and she just gets fatter.. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol I do like food..
If I've given a woman a damn good shafting .. And I mean serveral good hip thrusts.. I need food..
I see it as a favour better in my belly as I've just burnt it off and in hers and she just gets fatter.. Lol "
you not thought about not shafting fat birds? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol I do like food..
If I've given a woman a damn good shafting .. And I mean serveral good hip thrusts.. I need food..
I see it as a favour better in my belly as I've just burnt it off and in hers and she just gets fatter.. Lol "
But when do you tell her you love her? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Lol I do like food..
If I've given a woman a damn good shafting .. And I mean serveral good hip thrusts.. I need food..
I see it as a favour better in my belly as I've just burnt it off and in hers and she just gets fatter.. Lol
But when do you tell her you love her? "
when she goes to the toilet to wipe and reappears in a wedding dress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh and please don't get me wrong I love fat women! .. They might be fat but there's some good pussy under that belly!!
Praise to the BBW ! Xxxx "
FFS if we're going down the lets take the piss out of fat women road im off back to work before WW3 breaks out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol I do like food..
If I've given a woman a damn good shafting .. And I mean serveral good hip thrusts.. I need food..
I see it as a favour better in my belly as I've just burnt it off and in hers and she just gets fatter.. Lol
But when do you tell her you love her? "
If a woman needs to hear that I love them so I can rub uglies then lies will be told..
Fuck it .. Ill tell her ill marry her if she's got wagon wheels ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh and please don't get me wrong I love fat women! .. They might be fat but there's some good pussy under that belly!!
Praise to the BBW ! Xxxx
FFS if we're going down the lets take the piss out of fat women road im off back to work before WW3 breaks out "
No ones taking the piss out of fat women .. The hot just like thin girls.. I love them ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Its just part of the experience I offer.. I won't even put the wrapper in the bin when I'm leaving .. Leave it on the fuckin side .. And ill swig milk straight from the carton .. No glass ! .. Then I'm gone ! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"Its just part of the experience I offer.. I won't even put the wrapper in the bin when I'm leaving .. Leave it on the fuckin side .. And ill swig milk straight from the carton .. No glass ! .. Then I'm gone ! "
Thats not being a rebel....now if you had scattered crumbs all over the carpet too then you are a rebel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I left a pair of boxers at one house .. She wasn't pleased as I'd had them on a week ! ..
Its all good .. You walk through a field you might step in shit that's how I see it ! .. BOOM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol at this thread
By your quick exits , at least you didn't have time to roll over and fart and have a snooze
I won't need to lock the fridge lol my kitkats are safe lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !! "
He is 31 and cannot last more than a hand full of minutes with a woman he does not fancy? Oh dear.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dont think you are going to have much look on this site"
Popularity on a swingers site isn't my first thought when I wake up lol.. I don't do to bad on here thanks for the input though haha!
Ill eat..
Kitkats
Crisps
Whisper golds etc..
Stock up ladies .. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !!
He is 31 and cannot last more than a hand full of minutes with a woman he does not fancy? Oh dear. "
Correct! ! ... Nice pants btw lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont think you are going to have much look on this site
Popularity on a swingers site isn't my first thought when I wake up lol.. I don't do to bad on here thanks for the input though haha!
Ill eat..
Kitkats
Crisps
Whisper golds etc..
Stock up ladies .. Xxx "
I have plenty of fresh chilli's/ginger, a fully loaded air rifle and a 6ft 5" ex army major with a huge strap on ready and waiting for you..
What time are you coming?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sure theres a line forming pmsl "
Its hard talking to couples cus you never know if its the gezza or the woman your talking too..
There is nothing wrong with admitting your a shaft-splash and dash man .. You will get a good 3-8 minutes out of my love length .. Them boom I'm gone.. Leaving chocolate wrappers in my wake ! ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"dont think you are going to have much look on this site
Popularity on a swingers site isn't my first thought when I wake up lol.. I don't do to bad on here thanks for the input though haha!
Ill eat..
Kitkats
Crisps
Whisper golds etc..
Stock up ladies .. Xxx
I have plenty of fresh chilli's/ginger, a fully loaded air rifle and a 6ft 5" ex army major with a huge strap on ready and waiting for you..
What time are you coming? "
Firstly thanks for the offer .. (Very kind)
Second this army major .. 6'5.. I'm guess he's a male? Why has he got a strap on ? Lol ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"well you made me laugh, so a
good luck on the site & enjoy"
Cheers mate .. Half the women commenting will be messaging me later begging for 3 minutes.. Hahahaha .. Boom ! That just happen! ... Aint gonna lie that felt good.. Keeping it real |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it .. Ill tell her ill marry her if she's got wagon wheels ! "
Man, I've read this thread and got to say your attitude is a bloody disgrace. You should be ashamed of this appalling behaviour.
I mean, come on, Wagon Wheels? Seriously? Those things are gross. Have you no shame???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"woman talking ,3 to 8 mins wouldnt bother"
Sometime not even that .. Once I started fucking a lass and within 20 pumps I was cuming!
Gods honest truth that..she was proper pissed off .. I was out of there in a shot ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're welcome to the offer. I'll start peeling the ginger and chopping the chillies to shove up your arse as you're hunting through my cupboards..
Major Big loves to abuse disrespectful men, he's excellent at teaching good manners with his trusty 10" rubber friend. Not many are capable of "fuck and runs" after a meet with him!  |
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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago
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"sure theres a line forming pmsl
Its hard talking to couples cus you never know if its the gezza or the woman your talking too..
There is nothing wrong with admitting your a shaft-splash and dash man .. You will get a good 3-8 minutes out of my love length .. Them boom I'm gone.. Leaving chocolate wrappers in my wake ! ..
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You might want to try eating the kit Kat
During play ! Tastes better along with pussy lol
Saves time on the exit lol ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it .. Ill tell her ill marry her if she's got wagon wheels !
Man, I've read this thread and got to say your attitude is a bloody disgrace. You should be ashamed of this appalling behaviour.
I mean, come on, Wagon Wheels? Seriously? Those things are gross. Have you no shame???
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Hahaha beggers can't be choosers lol.. All the good stuffs gone unless you fuck them an hour after they have done a big shop.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sure theres a line forming pmsl
Its hard talking to couples cus you never know if its the gezza or the woman your talking too..
There is nothing wrong with admitting your a shaft-splash and dash man .. You will get a good 3-8 minutes out of my love length .. Them boom I'm gone.. Leaving chocolate wrappers in my wake ! ..
You might want to try eating the kit Kat
During play ! Tastes better along with pussy lol
Saves time on the exit lol ! "
I don't lick pussy! .. I thought it was fairly clear I rub uglies and shift as fast as I can .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You're welcome to the offer. I'll start peeling the ginger and chopping the chillies to shove up your arse as you're hunting through my cupboards..
Major Big loves to abuse disrespectful men, he's excellent at teaching good manners with his trusty 10" rubber friend. Not many are capable of "fuck and runs" after a meet with him! "
Major big?? I'm confused.. Never mind lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"bored with you now ,sure you will be really lucky on the site pmsl "
Hahaha I like the way you have to announce your bored.. Hahaha..
Who's great ? .. You are ..! Don't go changing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol"
Never...I have to have a connection with people to play with them, so the last thing I want to do is cum and go, I want seconds and thirds lol
The only difference is play in clubs, that can by its nature be that way. |
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"i had a guy i use to see who never took the hint to fuck off after we had done... he finally relised when i picked up ALL his clothes and his shoes and chucked them out my front door, and told him to get dressed out there lmao strangly never saw him again after that"
Haha!! Brilliant x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you a one pump chump OP?
I've never cum from one pump.. But I think I could !.. "
I bet you could....we have had a few guys explode within seconds with D....however that may have been due to her BJ technique prior. |
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
Ha ha why??? Was it that bad x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it .. Ill tell her ill marry her if she's got wagon wheels !
Man, I've read this thread and got to say your attitude is a bloody disgrace. You should be ashamed of this appalling behaviour.
I mean, come on, Wagon Wheels? Seriously? Those things are gross. Have you no shame???
Hahaha beggers can't be choosers lol.. All the good stuffs gone unless you fuck them an hour after they have done a big shop.. "
I've just come back from the Co-op. I have a multipack of wagon wheels and 2 minutes to spare......
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol "
bet you increase your verification count after these posts!:-that is increase it from zero,zich none |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it .. Ill tell her ill marry her if she's got wagon wheels !
Man, I've read this thread and got to say your attitude is a bloody disgrace. You should be ashamed of this appalling behaviour.
I mean, come on, Wagon Wheels? Seriously? Those things are gross. Have you no shame???
Hahaha beggers can't be choosers lol.. All the good stuffs gone unless you fuck them an hour after they have done a big shop..
I've just come back from the Co-op. I have a multipack of wagon wheels and 2 minutes to spare......
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Sounds out .. Do you have Robinson's orange pop ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck it .. Ill tell her ill marry her if she's got wagon wheels !
Man, I've read this thread and got to say your attitude is a bloody disgrace. You should be ashamed of this appalling behaviour.
I mean, come on, Wagon Wheels? Seriously? Those things are gross. Have you no shame???
Hahaha beggers can't be choosers lol.. All the good stuffs gone unless you fuck them an hour after they have done a big shop..
I've just come back from the Co-op. I have a multipack of wagon wheels and 2 minutes to spare......
Sounds out .. Do you have Robinson's orange pop ? "
No but I do have a can of tizer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How desperate do you need to be to bother then if they are that big a minger ?!
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Who said they were mingers?? I could be fucking Cheryl Cole and I'd still blow my wad and leg it!...
.. Let a playa play ! |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol "
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
I only meet people I chat to and have a good feel about. If I wasn't happy about the situation I would make my excuses and leave. "
What vic said if its not working get ya shit together and walk.
* cReEpS rOunD cRyPt * - | - |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought these people were known as "panda's"...
eat shoots and leaves........
think about it... "
That gag has already been done _abio. The old ones are still the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought these people were known as "panda's"...
eat shoots and leaves........
think about it... "
thats the 2nd time i been summoned to this thread lol... do u do a panda dance too? hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How desperate do you need to be to bother then if they are that big a minger ?!
Who said they were mingers?? I could be fucking Cheryl Cole and I'd still blow my wad and leg it!...
.. Let a playa play !"
You have made me lol tonight reading this thread.
Best post I've seen in a long time x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling. "
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How desperate do you need to be to bother then if they are that big a minger ?!
Who said they were mingers?? I could be fucking Cheryl Cole and I'd still blow my wad and leg it!...
.. Let a playa play !
You have made me lol tonight reading this thread.
Best post I've seen in a long time x"
We agree, top-notch on the hilarity stakes for this thread. |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !"
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
Should of grabbed the telly!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre."
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha Should of grabbed the telly!"
Hahahaha yeah |
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"Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !! "
Was her suspicions not roused by your plimsoles and starting blocks????? |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa "
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is."
Do you want a saucer of milk ? X |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is.
Do you want a saucer of milk ? X "
Do you want a reality check? You CLAIM that this is all in jest YET the title you have put up is 'real question'. Can't have it both ways - now it has elicited some negative responses you are trying to say it was a 'joke'.
As they say, many a true word spoken in jest.
And the suggestion I am being 'catty' with the 'saucer of milk' comment is another means of being rude and sexist to women - congratulations! You may well be burying a load of chances on here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is."
How can he make single guys look like asses?
Surely people on here are intelligent enough to make their choices about certain single guys?
But to accuse this guy of giving single guys a bad name is a bit over the too?
Most people who have read this thread have seen it for what it is... A bit of banter, a laugh and some light hearted homour...
Personally we have enjoyed this and look forward to reading more of the OP'S posts xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is.
Do you want a saucer of milk ? X
Do you want a reality check? You CLAIM that this is all in jest YET the title you have put up is 'real question'. Can't have it both ways - now it has elicited some negative responses you are trying to say it was a 'joke'.
As they say, many a true word spoken in jest.
And the suggestion I am being 'catty' with the 'saucer of milk' comment is another means of being rude and sexist to women - congratulations! You may well be burying a load of chances on here! "
I'd offer a saucer of milk to a man to if he were being "catty".. Thank for the input ill sort it in a bin I have for your kind of advice .. Much love xx
THAT JUST HAPPENED x |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is.
Do you want a saucer of milk ? X
Do you want a reality check? You CLAIM that this is all in jest YET the title you have put up is 'real question'. Can't have it both ways - now it has elicited some negative responses you are trying to say it was a 'joke'.
As they say, many a true word spoken in jest.
And the suggestion I am being 'catty' with the 'saucer of milk' comment is another means of being rude and sexist to women - congratulations! You may well be burying a load of chances on here!
I'd offer a saucer of milk to a man to if he were being "catty".. Thank for the input ill sort it in a bin I have for your kind of advice .. Much love xx
THAT JUST HAPPENED x"
No - I don't think you would, actually. I find you rude and unpleasant. Your jokey threads are at the expense of women.
Anyway - good luck on here - you are really going to need it. |
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over a year ago
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"I make sure I get feed to if I go round a womans house.. If I go during the day and there a bit over weight I know there will be goodies in the house.. Kitlkats..crisps..pastys! Lol ..
My heads in the cupboards before I've said hello lol
This has surely got to be a wind up - if it isn't then your total lack of respect is appalling.
There's no icon for a violin playing.. Tell ya what imagine it ...
Boom !
I notice you have been here all of a week. No verifications yet - wonder, after your really sexist and insulting posts whether you will get any and of what calibre.
Interesting the people who take this thread for what it is (me having some fun and making a few people smaile while reading and all the time the only person I'm poking fun at is myself.. Because I'm not insecure lol I can laugh at myself ).. And then you have the people who need to point the finger.. And sa eh ma..thee he his the bad guy...
SAY HELLO TO MY LIDDLE FREND! Haahaa
Perhaps your sense of 'humour' is rather unappealing to some. You are coming across as neanderthalic and asinine. Your 'jokes' and poking fun at yourself, as you claim, are actually rather offensive. You have most likely not done yourself any favours and you make single men - many on here who are really nice guys - sound like total asses.
However, enjoy your fun, such as it is.
Do you want a saucer of milk ? X
Do you want a reality check? You CLAIM that this is all in jest YET the title you have put up is 'real question'. Can't have it both ways - now it has elicited some negative responses you are trying to say it was a 'joke'.
As they say, many a true word spoken in jest.
And the suggestion I am being 'catty' with the 'saucer of milk' comment is another means of being rude and sexist to women - congratulations! You may well be burying a load of chances on here! "
I don't mind her having a go .. You can't please all the people all of the time..
DB9.. Would you let me take you on a date ? Ill take you anywhere as long as its 2 for 1 and you don't mind busing it. Genuine offer x |
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over a year ago
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"Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol"
More like shoot and loot... lol |
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over a year ago
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"Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol
More like shoot and loot... lol"
Hahahaha yeah loot the food hahahaha |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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again, if similar had been posted by a woman, what a hoot it would have been
or a forum regular comedian and there would have been damp patches and screen awash with coffee and wine, lmao, pmsl.....
but hey, that's the forum |
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"Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol"
Maybe when I was younger, like in my teens.
I would not even meet a person that I would want to do this with! If I thought that was I would be polite, make my excuses and leave, why would you want to fuck someone that you wanted to run from unless role play?
Odd as bollocks if you ask me!! |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol"
Nope and hopefully i never will  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"again, if similar had been posted by a woman, what a hoot it would have been
or a forum regular comedian and there would have been damp patches and screen awash with coffee and wine, lmao, pmsl.....
but hey, that's the forum "
damp patch and hooting here |
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
Post that on your profile..will do you no end of good, I am sure... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it does say a lot about me your right..
Squirt and run! Hahahaha
Selfish I know but when you have blown your load in the first 3 minutes what's left to do .. Hold hands? Lol "
Perhaps the fact you can only last three minutes is the reason the woman in question was pissing herself with laughter at your premature ejaculation problem. So you fled in embarrassement stealing from her as you left.
What a top bloke you must be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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PMSL at this thread. Brightened up my morning.
Before I joined Fabs, as a single man I used to shaft splash and dash when I was staying with a lady friend.
I made sure I was fed and then make an excuse to head for the exit door as soon as the sun started shining.
If she was at mine then i'd say I've got a busy day or family is coming over, let her have a biscuit, slice of toast, then leave.
Planning an escape route off her backside? Lol, brilliant.
Many years back I legged it even without having sex with the lady. Body was very fit but the face? Scary
Women do the same thing to men so let's not get all serious with this thread
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"I fucked one lass.. Cum in about 8 minutes..pulled up my pants ran down stairs.. Helped myself to a two fingered kitkat out the biscuit barrel and legged it.. Deleting her number as I ran hahahaha "
classy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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There is nothing wrong with being honest..
It may seem I haven't given the women I fucked much of a good time..I can assure you I gave them the best 5 minutes of there day !
By hook or by cruck I gave it my all ..
And yes I dipped my hand in the cookie jar.. Because that's what winners do ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I for one whilst not doing the shoot n skoot myself have been crying with laughter at this thread and see it for what it is, a hoot. Why so serious people? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just goes to show that you can't please everyone. What one person finds hilarious, another finds offensive in equal measure. Frankie Boyle, Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross are testament to that, among many others, no doubt. |
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I have a male friend who always legs it after he's been with a girl..he thinks it funny
wonder how funny he thought it was when last time he bolted he got half way home and realised he'd left a VERY VERY expensive leather jacket worth £1200 in her house.
Serves him right, lol
If the girl he did that too reads it, put his jacket on ebay hun and but yourself some sexy undies with the proceeds |
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I am truly staggered that someone aims to sell himself on a swingers site by announcing that he spends more time on the confectionary than the shagging.
All said and done this thread has been hilarious. Mental note to lock up the blue pop and crisps next meet.
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"I'm in the bath .. Just had a wank took about 3-5 mins to cum.. Its now stringy in the water.. Any suggestions to dodge it!?"
Flick it out of the water with a chunky kit kat. |
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"I'm in the bath .. Just had a wank took about 3-5 mins to cum.. Its now stringy in the water.. Any suggestions to dodge it!?"
Do a back flip out of the bath and over the taps with the aid of your enormous *cough* triceps. |
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"Men .. Have you ever met a woman or couple on here and as soon as you have shot ya muck wanted nothing more then to grab your clothes and run for the hills! Lol
Shoot n Shoot I call it lol
Maybe when I was younger, like in my teens.
I would not even meet a person that I would want to do this with! If I thought that was I would be polite, make my excuses and leave, why would you want to fuck someone that you wanted to run from unless role play?
Odd as bollocks if you ask me!!"
.. What what old bean! You still don't get it do you. It's a joke neither would he. (admit to anyway after this) |
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"Shoot n scoots the way of the busy modern shagger!!!! My hats doffed to your enterprising ways sir!!!!!!"
Hopes there are no tasty treats hidden in that hat. They'll end up pilfered. |
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"Shot ya muck.. Hope you last more than 3 minutes and do your best to get away as fast as humanly possible..
Fuck and sprint for the door .. Block and delete on the way out !! "
3 minutes? she probably didn't even notice you were there. |
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