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Strangest thing you’ve ever found out about a partner
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So myself and Mrs3 were having a discussion the other night about strange things that have happened to us, and it quickly turned in to the strangest thing we’ve ever found out about a partner.
Apparently I won this hands down, because I found out that my ex was selling risqué photos of herself to some older guy on a frequent basis, and had been for some time. They were risqué as in her dressed in sexy outfits pulling seductive poses, nothing more, and sometimes he bought the outfits she had worn too. The mad thing is this had been going on for over 2 years whilst we were together.
So who else has found out some strange things about a partner or ex that could rival this?
Mrs3 had a few about an ex of hers, so that might be for another time. |
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A former FWB I am still in touch with but not having sex with anymore, told me he had been wanking with weird stuff. I asked him what and he told me a slice of ham. I am sorry to say I found this highly amusing. He then sent me an unsolicited video of himself wanking with said piece of ham wrapped around his cock and a plastic bag on his hand too.
I no longer eat ham .. |
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"A former FWB I am still in touch with but not having sex with anymore, told me he had been wanking with weird stuff. I asked him what and he told me a slice of ham. I am sorry to say I found this highly amusing. He then sent me an unsolicited video of himself wanking with said piece of ham wrapped around his cock and a plastic bag on his hand too.
I no longer eat ham .."
Incredible! 
Whole new version of pigs in blankets!! |
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"A former FWB I am still in touch with but not having sex with anymore, told me he had been wanking with weird stuff. I asked him what and he told me a slice of ham. I am sorry to say I found this highly amusing. He then sent me an unsolicited video of himself wanking with said piece of ham wrapped around his cock and a plastic bag on his hand too.
I no longer eat ham .."
I’ve not got anything to even come close to that.
What I have is 2nd hand, but I’m on time ago are used to go out with a nurse and they had a guy coming to A&E with fluid weeping from his dick. They sent it off a test and it came back not of human origin. |
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So as a few of you have asked privately, we said we’d share one of the things about mrs3’s ex.
So I’ll tell as I discovered it. I left work early one day and as I walked in the house I heard a commotion upstairs. I thought my ex was at work so assumed the dog had got upstairs and was causing chaos, so I rushed up. What I discovered was not the dog, but was in fact my ex running for the bathroom wearing some of my lingerie. I think he’d tried to get it off before I got upstairs and failed, so ran to the bathroom to hide it, but failed at that too. There he was in my stockings and suspender belt, thong, and a bra half undone and hanging off his shoulder.
He claimed he wasn’t in to cross dressing, just used to love to wank whilst wearing something sexy of mine. Once I found out I tried to entertain it and pleasure him whilst he wore it, but it just wasn’t something I shared the excitement for x |
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"My wife shagged Superman.
Or rather a random guy dressed as Superman in the street.
She only asked to take his photo!
We hope he had superpowers in the bedroom!"
Dunno, she shagged him in someone else's front garden!!  |
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"A former FWB I am still in touch with but not having sex with anymore, told me he had been wanking with weird stuff. I asked him what and he told me a slice of ham. I am sorry to say I found this highly amusing. He then sent me an unsolicited video of himself wanking with said piece of ham wrapped around his cock and a plastic bag on his hand too.
I no longer eat ham .."
Maybe you just have to make sure that you're the one who opens the ham |
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