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over a year ago
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Limerick .
This was what David Niven first uttered on his first ever screen test ..
There was a young man from Leeds
Who once ate a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Shot out of his arse
And his cock was covered in s.
They were not amused and he had to wait a little longer for his breakthrough into show biz . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady from Pitlochry
Who made love to a man on a rockery
She said to her chum
"Ooh these stones hurt my bum
This is not a fuck, it's a mockery " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Devizes
Who's balls were of two different sizes
One ball was so small
It was no ball at all
And the other one won several prizes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Limerick .
This was what David Niven first uttered on his first ever screen test ..
There was a young man from Leeds
Who once ate a packet of seeds
Great tufts of grass
Shot out of his arse
And his cock was covered in s.
They were not amused and he had to wait a little longer for his breakthrough into show biz . "
There was a young lady from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
In less than an hour,
Her tits were in flower,
And her crotch was a riot of s.  |
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Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.
A bolt of lightning shot up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon.
Mary had a littl pig, she couldn't stop it grunting.
So she took it behind the garden wall and kicked it's little C..t in.
Mary had a little frog, she kept it in a bucket, every time the frog jumped out her Alsatian tried to F..k it. |
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What's the difference between a blind archer and a constipated owl?.....
Well the blind archer shoots but can't hit.
What's the difference between a nun and a whore in the bath?....
Well the nun has hope in her sole. |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:
Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.
Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?
I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.
You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER!
I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig. |
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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago
Bradford |
My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?"
I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away." |
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