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By *yeSure OP Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
There can be lots of whining and moaning in here at times (I know sometimes it is fully merited). So lets have a cheery thread now.
Who know's any good jokes to share? And lets challenge it to have a Swingers context or slant to it  |
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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Man in new Bentley picks up hitchhiker ,
Hitchhiker is impressed with car,asks what the knobs and dials for,
Driver tells him that one for television screen,that one for air con ,that one for foot warmer,that one for seat massager etc etc ,he opens glove box and pulls out a golf tee,
What’s this for ,
To rest your balls on when driving ,
Wow Bentley think of everything |
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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
True story ,many years ago a mate of mine was seeing this girl,she very attractive but very posh ,spoke very nicely,bit shy,
After they had been drinking in night clubs ,went back to his place,undressed and got straight into it,he was fucking her missionary,then out of the blue she shouted go on my son !, well he fell off her laughing so much,she instantly got angry and asked why he laughing ,he explained he couldn’t believe she said go on my son!, I didn’t she said ,I said I am going to cum lol ,I still smile after 40 years ago it happened |
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Jokes are all well and good but sometimes people go to far. There are certain things that you should never joke about, for instance, the holocaust, and I speak from a position of authority on this as my grandfather died in a concentration camp.....he fell out of a machine gun tower. |
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Bus full of nuns crashes and they all die
At the gates of heaven St Peter is there and tells the nuns if they ever touched a Penis to place that part of there body in the bath of holy water and they can go in
At the back to nuns start fighting
St Peter goes and asks what happening
The first nun says " she won't let me do in front of her" St Peter asks why she would want to
" well sir I do that want to gargle that holy water after she's washed her ass in it"
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By *ubbles8Woman
over a year ago
Portsmouth |
A cockerel and a cat are out for a walk, they reach a river and look for a way to cross. They spot a bridge and head towards it but as they approach the cat stumbles and lands in the river. The cockerel can't stop laughing as the drenched cat pulls itself out of the water...
What's the moral of this story you might ask?
Well...Wherever there is a wet pussy there is always a happy cock  |
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