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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Message Sender,
Thank you for your most recent missive, in which you eloquently inquired 'u free now?'. This, we felt, was an improvement on your first three messages of 'wanna play?', 'nice tits' and 'do u both suck cock?'.
We've given great consideration to your profile, noting the 'this site is full of timewasters' declaration, the excellent silhouette head shot (very artistic) and the soft focus (blurry) photo of your knob end (making an assumption here, as it could also have been a chicken drumstick). On this occasion, however, and please don't take this personally as we're sure you're really a likeable adonis just waiting to be discovered, we've decided to block you.
May we wish you good luck in your swinging adventures.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic! Now that is one I would love to cut and paste..."
Already have! 
To add to my "Not even if you were the last human being on the planet", "Sure - if you bring Rihanna" and "Jeezus Christ - you really want to see a doctor about that!" standard cut and paste replies !  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Fantastic! Now that is one I would love to cut and paste...
Already have!
To add to my "Not even if you were the last human being on the planet", "Sure - if you bring Rihanna" and "Jeezus Christ - you really want to see a doctor about that!" standard cut and paste replies ! "
Trust you to have a collection of rejection messages Obi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fantastic! Now that is one I would love to cut and paste...
Already have!
To add to my "Not even if you were the last human being on the planet", "Sure - if you bring Rihanna" and "Jeezus Christ - you really want to see a doctor about that!" standard cut and paste replies !
Trust you to have a collection of rejection messages Obi. "
Beats the usual "Thanks, but no thanks!" Bourbon!  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Fantastic! Now that is one I would love to cut and paste...
Already have!
To add to my "Not even if you were the last human being on the planet", "Sure - if you bring Rihanna" and "Jeezus Christ - you really want to see a doctor about that!" standard cut and paste replies !
Trust you to have a collection of rejection messages Obi. "
I've had all 3 of those messages off Obi  (Rihanna was free the following weekend so ner ner ner ner ner!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Message Sender,
Thank you for your most recent missive, in which you eloquently inquired 'u free now?'. This, we felt, was an improvement on your first three messages of 'wanna play?', 'nice tits' and 'do u both suck cock?'.
We've given great consideration to your profile, noting the 'this site is full of timewasters'
declaration, the excellent silhouette head shot
(very artistic) and the soft focus (blurry) photo of your knob end (making an assumption here, as it could also have been a chicken drumstick). On this occasion, however, and please don't take this personally as we're sure you're really a likeable adonis just waiting to be discovered, we've
decided to block you.
May we wish you good luck in your swinging adventures.
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you should own a copy write on that .bloody fantastic  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Fantastic! Now that is one I would love to cut and paste...
Already have!
To add to my "Not even if you were the last human being on the planet", "Sure - if you bring Rihanna" and "Jeezus Christ - you really want to see a doctor about that!" standard cut and paste replies !
Trust you to have a collection of rejection messages Obi.
Beats the usual "Thanks, but no thanks!" Bourbon! "
Very true mate, maybe I should try it out with minxie. She just won't take the hint  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That definitely tickled me it must be said. I am sure the recipient of that message must have had a hard time trying to decipher the correct use of the English language. Well played |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Message Sender,
Thank you for your most recent missive, in which you eloquently inquired 'u free now?'. This, we felt, was an improvement on your first three messages of 'wanna play?', 'nice tits' and 'do u both suck cock?'.
We've given great consideration to your profile, noting the 'this site is full of timewasters' declaration, the excellent silhouette head shot (very artistic) and the soft focus (blurry) photo of your knob end (making an assumption here, as it could also have been a chicken drumstick). On this occasion, however, and please don't take this personally as we're sure you're really a likeable adonis just waiting to be discovered, we've decided to block you.
May we wish you good luck in your swinging adventures.
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what do u mean no why not , i know what u want is another cock pic with a remote along side my cock, maybe a twix is more my size |
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