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Designer or Half-eaten kebab?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What do you guys and gals prefer on your ladies, a neat vagina with delicate,pink labial petals, or big, fleshy, meaty, plump, lips that can be sucked into the mouth and stretched?
Mrs likes a designer vagina, while Mr prefers the half-eaten kebab look.
What type of vagina do you have ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Kebabs turn on me...too greasy, and just like findus pancakes you really don't know what's in them ! "
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"What do you guys and gals prefer on your ladies, a neat vagina with delicate,pink labial petals, or big, fleshy, meaty, plump, lips that can be sucked into the mouth and stretched?
Mrs likes a designer vagina, while Mr prefers the half-eaten kebab look.
What type of vagina do you have ladies?"
what exactly is a designer vagina if you dont mind me asking ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Is there not like a middle ground? You know, where she can trim her bush and not have a fanny that looks like it's swallowed an old man's head and spat out the ears?
I've had all different kinds of vagina. So long as it's clean and free of spiders legs its safe to eat lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does it really matter what a woman has.
How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?
I am sure there will not be many.lol"
No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does it really matter what a woman has.
How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?
I am sure there will not be many.lol
No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic. "
What you posted this for entertainment ?? A bit like my recent ugly cock thread - the forums are no place for humour it would seem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does it really matter what a woman has.
How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?
I am sure there will not be many.lol
No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic.
What you posted this for entertainment ?? A bit like my recent ugly cock thread - the forums are no place for humour it would seem "
Regrettably yes, in our enthusiasm to try and enjoy a little conversation and involve ourselves in the forums and the community of FAB, we clearly forgot the unwritten rule about posting anything that may be construed as humourous. We would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone we may have offended with our post and understand that the forum 'clique' will no doubt bear down on us with their wrath and we will be blocked by them all.  |
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"Does it really matter what a woman has.
How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?
I am sure there will not be many.lol
No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic. "
I know it was a bit of fun thats why at the end of my post i put "lol"
phew panic over though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol"
Threads not about pubic hair...lol...but thanks for that info anyway hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol
Threads not about pubic hair...lol...but thanks for that info anyway hehe "
Oops lol.. def a designer vagina ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol
Threads not about pubic hair...lol...but thanks for that info anyway hehe
Oops lol.. def a designer vagina !"
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