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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What’s yours? If any? How did you deal with it ? Ours is when we arranged to meet a couple, she was completely moody the whole time and he looked nothing like his photos. We said our thank yous and good byes and laughed about it on the way home. One of those things x |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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Can’t say we’ve had any meet that was bad, really they’ve all been amazing.
During one FFM we did set the duvet on fire though. We were all thoroughly engaged in the proceedings at the foot of the bed, and suddenly smelled smoke. We sprang apart to see a candle on the bedside table had caught the corner of the duvet alight and it was merrily burning away.
We beat it out with a pillow…the room was full of feathers!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can’t say we’ve had any meet that was bad, really they’ve all been amazing.
During one FFM we did set the duvet on fire though. We were all thoroughly engaged in the proceedings at the foot of the bed, and suddenly smelled smoke. We sprang apart to see a candle on the bedside table had caught the corner of the duvet alight and it was merrily burning away.
We beat it out with a pillow…the room was full of feathers! "
We all want to know if you got back down to business immediately after the fire was out lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We arranged a social with a couple after chatting on here and swapping face pics.. we'll..
They chose the venue which was an old grubby working man's club that only sold warm cans which wasn't a great start then they walked in, I the husband didn't recognise them at all but the wife gave me a nudge and said I think that's them.. well they was definitely around 15 years older than the pics they sent us and on top of that apart from chatting about swinging which we was trying to veer them away from we had absolutely nothing in common..
Plus unbeknown to us they were a pair of absolute fruit bats.. we found out this after from others who know them or had also had a social with them..
They left the site after falling out with so many local people..
It was an experience we laugh about now. |
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Short version of a much longer story lol
Arranged to meet a woman at a hotel I was staying at with adjoining bar and restaurant
She turned up with her kids and wanted to leave them in the play area ball park etc while we went to my room.
I Suggested we just do a social and said no you can’t do that it’s not safe or fair on the kids, so then she suggested bringing the kids to the room and play while they watched tv
Again I said I’m sorry but no I’m not doing that, she went absolutely bat sh.t crazy shouting that I was a time waster (polite way of what she actually called me)
Manager came over to calm her down and she left in a huge strop with her kids in tow.
Laugh now but not so funny at the time
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Worst was a couple who were so d*unk they could barely stand up. I made my excuses and left them to it.  Quickest was a time my ex wife popped into Asda for whatever while I waited in the car and came out accompanied by one of her regular guys. Ten minutes later in another location, they were at it in the back of the car.  Weirdest was an outdoor meet on the river bank where the guy just walked straight past us and carried on going, then messaged us complaining that we were not there.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Short version of a much longer story lol
Arranged to meet a woman at a hotel I was staying at with adjoining bar and restaurant
She turned up with her kids and wanted to leave them in the play area ball park etc while we went to my room.
Think this currently takes first place lol
I Suggested we just do a social and said no you can’t do that it’s not safe or fair on the kids, so then she suggested bringing the kids to the room and play while they watched tv
Again I said I’m sorry but no I’m not doing that, she went absolutely bat sh.t crazy shouting that I was a time waster (polite way of what she actually called me)
Manager came over to calm her down and she left in a huge strop with her kids in tow.
Laugh now but not so funny at the time
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Worst was a couple who were so d*unk they could barely stand up. I made my excuses and left them to it. Quickest was a time my ex wife popped into Asda for whatever while I waited in the car and came out accompanied by one of her regular guys. Ten minutes later in another location, they were at it in the back of the car. Weirdest was an outdoor meet on the river bank where the guy just walked straight past us and carried on going, then messaged us complaining that we were not there. "
Your quickest was definitely planned lol. Maybe not by you tho ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We arranged a social with a couple after chatting on here and swapping face pics.. we'll..
They chose the venue which was an old grubby working man's club that only sold warm cans which wasn't a great start then they walked in, I the husband didn't recognise them at all but the wife gave me a nudge and said I think that's them.. well they was definitely around 15 years older than the pics they sent us and on top of that apart from chatting about swinging which we was trying to veer them away from we had absolutely nothing in common..
Plus unbeknown to us they were a pair of absolute fruit bats.. we found out this after from others who know them or had also had a social with them..
They left the site after falling out with so many local people..
It was an experience we laugh about now."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We arranged a social with a couple after chatting on here and swapping face pics.. we'll..
They chose the venue which was an old grubby working man's club that only sold warm cans which wasn't a great start then they walked in, I the husband didn't recognise them at all but the wife gave me a nudge and said I think that's them.. well they was definitely around 15 years older than the pics they sent us and on top of that apart from chatting about swinging which we was trying to veer them away from we had absolutely nothing in common..
Plus unbeknown to us they were a pair of absolute fruit bats.. we found out this after from others who know them or had also had a social with them..
They left the site after falling out with so many local people..
It was an experience we laugh about now."
That sounds pretty grim to us |
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Exchanged a flurry of messages with a guy.
Went to his place in man mode. He wouldn't let me change in the bathroom or the bedroom so I had put put on my dress and heels in front of him. He insisted I was wearing the dress.
He then took me upstairs to the bedroom.
I went down on him and he'd obviously cum very recently. He then proceeded to tell me he didn't really like being sucked and wasn't into anal.
So... I left.
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By (user no longer on site)
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My worst was when I met a couple in a hotel, the women clearly didn’t want to be there and he was pushing vodka on her, then he kept trying to pull my hair in hard snaps, I warned him once more and I’m leaving, he did so I left
Hours later at silly am I get a knock on the door, the police were doing a wellness check on me, apparently he’d plied her with so much drink and she was having her stomach pumped, they wanted to check I was safe. Explaining swinging and bdsm in my pjs to the police was not so fun
Never again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My worst was when I met a couple in a hotel, the women clearly didn’t want to be there and he was pushing vodka on her, then he kept trying to pull my hair in hard snaps, I warned him once more and I’m leaving, he did so I left
Hours later at silly am I get a knock on the door, the police were doing a wellness check on me, apparently he’d plied her with so much drink and she was having her stomach pumped, they wanted to check I was safe. Explaining swinging and bdsm in my pjs to the police was not so fun
Never again"
You should have salvaged the night with policemen lol. |
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By *stoppMan
over a year ago
Durham |
Twice on arrival found the woman had hit the dutch courage a little bit too hard, full of giggles etc.. all potential sexual actively went out the window, on the up said the guys were great apologising and chatted for a few hours.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Twice on arrival found the woman had hit the dutch courage a little bit too hard, full of giggles etc.. all potential sexual actively went out the window, on the up said the guys were great apologising and chatted for a few hours.. "
Oh no. That could be dangerous. |
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Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch! |
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!"
Similar to my worst meet. Went around and her house was real mess. We went to bedroom. When I went down on her she stank and nearly gagged. Was very quick meet and left. Yuk |
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My other bad one was with a guy who had a load of good veris.
Good messaging, promises of being fucked ragged.
I drove like 20 miles to get there, this time I did change in his bathroom.
I walk into the room, take off my robe and reach of and touch his cock.
He cums. By touch alone. And then tells me I'll have to leave now.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!"
Hope you made it up to her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I agreed to meet a single male and when I tuned up there was 6 men in the house waiting for me. I managed to get out quickly "
Wow. U had a very lucky escape there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My other bad one was with a guy who had a load of good veris.
Good messaging, promises of being fucked ragged.
I drove like 20 miles to get there, this time I did change in his bathroom.
I walk into the room, take off my robe and reach of and touch his cock.
He cums. By touch alone. And then tells me I'll have to leave now.
The excitement. He must have thought u was sexy as hell tho
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meet at the club with another couple. Was in the room about 10 mins and the other guy cum so quick.
Mrs was not happy at all and run out the room to find another guy   |
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
Fairytale Wood |
Funny was just chatting about this the other day, its up there.
Met a couple in a hotel for FF non-male participation, was all agreed up front. Was lay down lol receiving lovely oral from her. Next thing i knew the guy had his cock out in my face trying to shove in my mouth hoping i would suck it.
I pushed him away grabbed my clothes to a torrid of abuse an left. Walked naked holding my clothes throught to the hotel bar toilets where i got dressed and left.
Next i new day i was being slated to pretty much everyone i knew and talked to and sadly his partner was backing him up. Hey ho live and learn
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We've only had two meets that weren't great so far. The first, the guy was about 20 years older than advertised and kept talking about how rich they were. The second meet, as soon as the guy came, he and his partner immediately got up and left while barley saying a word |
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
West Midlands |
Just a fb couple who were pleasant and sexy but her and Ben didn’t really connect whilst me and her fella were all over the flat, noisy and rampant. It was just a little awkward.
Other than that we’ve been quite lucky |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Can’t say we’ve had any meet that was bad, really they’ve all been amazing.
During one FFM we did set the duvet on fire though. We were all thoroughly engaged in the proceedings at the foot of the bed, and suddenly smelled smoke. We sprang apart to see a candle on the bedside table had caught the corner of the duvet alight and it was merrily burning away.
We beat it out with a pillow…the room was full of feathers!
We all want to know if you got back down to business immediately after the fire was out lol "
Of course! Keep Calm and Carry On! |
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"I agreed to meet a single male and when I tuned up there was 6 men in the house waiting for me. I managed to get out quickly "
Omg ,I'm glad you got our safely
That's awful and people wonder why many of us ask for a social only first
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Funny was just chatting about this the other day, its up there.
Met a couple in a hotel for FF non-male participation, was all agreed up front. Was lay down lol receiving lovely oral from her. Next thing i knew the guy had his cock out in my face trying to shove in my mouth hoping i would suck it.
I pushed him away grabbed my clothes to a torrid of abuse an left. Walked naked holding my clothes throught to the hotel bar toilets where i got dressed and left.
Next i new day i was being slated to pretty much everyone i knew and talked to and sadly his partner was backing him up. Hey ho live and learn
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Wow!! That’s right up there !!! |
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"My worst was when I met a couple in a hotel, the women clearly didn’t want to be there and he was pushing vodka on her, then he kept trying to pull my hair in hard snaps, I warned him once more and I’m leaving, he did so I left
Hours later at silly am I get a knock on the door, the police were doing a wellness check on me, apparently he’d plied her with so much drink and she was having her stomach pumped, they wanted to check I was safe. Explaining swinging and bdsm in my pjs to the police was not so fun
Never again"
Just wow ,well done for getting out of there
His poor wife though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We've only had two meets that weren't great so far. The first, the guy was about 20 years older than advertised and kept talking about how rich they were. The second meet, as soon as the guy came, he and his partner immediately got up and left while barley saying a word"
You would definitely get conversation out of us!! Ur hot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just a fb couple who were pleasant and sexy but her and Ben didn’t really connect whilst me and her fella were all over the flat, noisy and rampant. It was just a little awkward.
Other than that we’ve been quite lucky"
Is it bad that that kinda turned us on?? |
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By *nasuitMan
over a year ago
Ruislip |
More comedy than bad.
I'd arranged to meet a couple in the Holiday Inn in Slough. I turned up on time but at the wrong Holiday Inn in Slough. The one I was at was being used to house asylum seekers.
I had a very awkward conversation with the security guard as I couldn't tell him why I was there and who I was meeting. At the same time as exchanging equally wierd messages with the couple who were wondering why I couldn't come straight up to the room.
We eventually worked out that I needed to go to the other Holiday Inn. The meet still happened but it was all a bit rushed as they had to get up really early for a flight, so it wasn't great in the end. I know to ask for a postcode next time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"More comedy than bad.
I'd arranged to meet a couple in the Holiday Inn in Slough. I turned up on time but at the wrong Holiday Inn in Slough. The one I was at was being used to house asylum seekers.
I had a very awkward conversation with the security guard as I couldn't tell him why I was there and who I was meeting. At the same time as exchanging equally wierd messages with the couple who were wondering why I couldn't come straight up to the room.
We eventually worked out that I needed to go to the other Holiday Inn. The meet still happened but it was all a bit rushed as they had to get up really early for a flight, so it wasn't great in the end. I know to ask for a postcode next time."
Maybe you should arrange to meet again? |
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Ours was, we had arranged to meet a couple we had been talking too for a few weeks, only meant to be meeting for coffee and a craic, But on meeting we all thought we were getting on great so thought fukk it, let's get a hotel room in carlisle and go for food and drinks, skip in a few hours, Me and fiona were stood in a bar and realised they'd fucked off back to the hotel without telling us leaving us without a word said.
Bit childish but we just carried on and got pissed,,, we're good like that together  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!
Similar to my worst meet. Went around and her house was real mess. We went to bedroom. When I went down on her she stank and nearly gagged. Was very quick meet and left. Yuk"
You had sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ours was, we had arranged to meet a couple we had been talking too for a few weeks, only meant to be meeting for coffee and a craic, But on meeting we all thought we were getting on great so thought fukk it, let's get a hotel room in carlisle and go for food and drinks, skip in a few hours, Me and fiona were stood in a bar and realised they'd fucked off back to the hotel without telling us leaving us without a word said.
Bit childish but we just carried on and got pissed,,, we're good like that together "
Sounds like a case of nerves. But you two handled it like a couple of boss’s |
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"Ours was, we had arranged to meet a couple we had been talking too for a few weeks, only meant to be meeting for coffee and a craic, But on meeting we all thought we were getting on great so thought fukk it, let's get a hotel room in carlisle and go for food and drinks, skip in a few hours, Me and fiona were stood in a bar and realised they'd fucked off back to the hotel without telling us leaving us without a word said.
Bit childish but we just carried on and got pissed,,, we're good like that together
Sounds like a case of nerves. But you two handled it like a couple of boss’s "
Thank you xx yehh maybe was nerves, could of done without the unexpected £120 hotel, but we had a good night anyhow..  xx |
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!
Similar to my worst meet. Went around and her house was real mess. We went to bedroom. When I went down on her she stank and nearly gagged. Was very quick meet and left. Yuk
You had sex "
Yes was a quick bang and go. Not my preference as like to kiss and touch all over |
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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago
Fairytale Wood |
"Funny was just chatting about this the other day, its up there.
Met a couple in a hotel for FF non-male participation, was all agreed up front. Was lay down lol receiving lovely oral from her. Next thing i knew the guy had his cock out in my face trying to shove in my mouth hoping i would suck it.
I pushed him away grabbed my clothes to a torrid of abuse an left. Walked naked holding my clothes throught to the hotel bar toilets where i got dressed and left.
Next i new day i was being slated to pretty much everyone i knew and talked to and sadly his partner was backing him up. Hey ho live and learn
Wow!! That’s right up there !!! "
Although at the time wasn't great but wonder looking back in amusement what hotel guests must have thought seeing me walking through hotel stark naked into crowded bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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alot of these stories about going to peoples places etc is why we like dogging, doesnt feel as awkward if things aren't a match and less pressure. we can say no but still chat/play with anyone else around and who ever wants to watch its upto them |
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1st ever meet, pics didn't match definitely old but it was still going well until we finished that was.
She then told us she needed to go take her baby a bottle (like what the fuck) unbeknown to us there was a baby in another room.... Getting dressed swiftly thinking things couldn't get worse her brother let himself in (her undies still on the sofa) apparently this was secure accomodation we were in & she wasn't allowed visitors, he wasn't impressed she'd not answered her phone and was worried, turned out she was hidden away from an abusive ex, we made a swift exit and learned many lessons.
Socials 1st always.
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By (user no longer on site)
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We have not been swinging long so don't have many stories yet! But a funny one was, Angharad told me to sort out a MMF for her and not know who it was. Anyways I was chatting to a lad on here and he was telling me how he was going to absolutely ruin her ect.
He turns up a little nervous so we have a chat for 5 then go upstairs. She started sucking his cock and literally 20 seconds he came all over her face, He's said il just go to the bathroom clean myself up and il be back in to fuck her.
Literally 2 minutes later we hear the front door slam, look out the window and he's running our down the road
Then about 4 months later has the cheek to message and ask if he can come round again
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Everything was going great, I was doing my favourite thing, but then he tried to pull my head away and I wasn't having any of it. It made him laugh, and he lost the ability to hold in the fart that was the reason he was trying to pull my head away.
He'd definitely been eating eggs that day. |
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First meet over 7 years ago.
Met in an hotel after 2 previous socials and without any warning or prior discussion she punched me full in the face.
I had no idea wtf was going on.
Apparently it was her kink and she wanted me to retaliate.
I told her she had picked the wrong guy and if I'd known beforehand I would never have met her.
She apologised and said she assumed I would be happy to go along with it.
I didn't leave at that point because she was so apologetic.
A short time later she waited on me to come out of the bathroom and drove her knee into my balls.
I got dressed and left and left the site a couple of days later thinking everyone on here was a lunatic like her.
I dread to think of the reaction if the roles had been reversed.
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"First meet over 7 years ago.
Met in an hotel after 2 previous socials and without any warning or prior discussion she punched me full in the face.
I had no idea wtf was going on.
Apparently it was her kink and she wanted me to retaliate.
I told her she had picked the wrong guy and if I'd known beforehand I would never have met her.
She apologised and said she assumed I would be happy to go along with it.
I didn't leave at that point because she was so apologetic.
A short time later she waited on me to come out of the bathroom and drove her knee into my balls.
I got dressed and left and left the site a couple of days later thinking everyone on here was a lunatic like her.
I dread to think of the reaction if the roles had been reversed.
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Omfg. That’s horrendous. |
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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago
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We have more than a few.
Met a very nervous couple for pub social prior to play meet. They kept putting off going to theirs by visiting one more pub then another. Turned into a pub crawl with only me, Mr, sober.
Back at theirs play begins and going well. Suddenly notice the guy trying to go in bareback. We stop him and say Where’s the condom? His partner says ‘It’s ok he’s had a vasectomy’.
We left. He was not happy at play stopping. |
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"We have more than a few.
Met a very nervous couple for pub social prior to play meet. They kept putting off going to theirs by visiting one more pub then another. Turned into a pub crawl with only me, Mr, sober.
Back at theirs play begins and going well. Suddenly notice the guy trying to go in bareback. We stop him and say Where’s the condom? His partner says ‘It’s ok he’s had a vasectomy’.
We left. He was not happy at play stopping. "
What a plonker!!! |
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!
Similar to my worst meet. Went around and her house was real mess. We went to bedroom. When I went down on her she stank and nearly gagged. Was very quick meet and left. Yuk
You had sex
Yes was a quick bang and go. Not my preference as like to kiss and touch all over"
I'd have left straight away |
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!
Similar to my worst meet. Went around and her house was real mess. We went to bedroom. When I went down on her she stank and nearly gagged. Was very quick meet and left. Yuk
You had sex
Yes was a quick bang and go. Not my preference as like to kiss and touch all over
I'd have left straight away "
In hindsight I should have done. It just felt a bit rude to do that and I like to be polite. She had asked me around many times. |
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Guy from another site I met regularly years ago. Knew him well, I thought. Popular and well respected on the scene.
Went to his, playing in the bedroom. Front door opens, woman’s voice, feet on the stairs. She tries to open the bedroom door - never seen him move so fast. His wife, sorry, neighbour, starts yelling and asking what’s going on and why he’s blocking the door.
A few minutes later, she’s going through the handbag I’d left downstairs, finds my driving licence and is back at the door yelling some more but armed with a few more facts. Awkward. He went out to calm her down and left me to get dressed.
Walking past her to get my handbag in order to make good my escape wasn’t my favourite experience. |
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"Guy from another site I met regularly years ago. Knew him well, I thought. Popular and well respected on the scene.
Went to his, playing in the bedroom. Front door opens, woman’s voice, feet on the stairs. She tries to open the bedroom door - never seen him move so fast. His wife, sorry, neighbour, starts yelling and asking what’s going on and why he’s blocking the door.
A few minutes later, she’s going through the handbag I’d left downstairs, finds my driving licence and is back at the door yelling some more but armed with a few more facts. Awkward. He went out to calm her down and left me to get dressed.
Walking past her to get my handbag in order to make good my escape wasn’t my favourite experience. "
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"Guy from another site I met regularly years ago. Knew him well, I thought. Popular and well respected on the scene.
Went to his, playing in the bedroom. Front door opens, woman’s voice, feet on the stairs. She tries to open the bedroom door - never seen him move so fast. His wife, sorry, neighbour, starts yelling and asking what’s going on and why he’s blocking the door.
A few minutes later, she’s going through the handbag I’d left downstairs, finds my driving licence and is back at the door yelling some more but armed with a few more facts. Awkward. He went out to calm her down and left me to get dressed.
Walking past her to get my handbag in order to make good my escape wasn’t my favourite experience.
Bet she wasn't calm after you left!"
I’ll take a bet you’re right. Glad I wasn’t around to find out! |
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"Guy from another site I met regularly years ago. Knew him well, I thought. Popular and well respected on the scene.
Went to his, playing in the bedroom. Front door opens, woman’s voice, feet on the stairs. She tries to open the bedroom door - never seen him move so fast. His wife, sorry, neighbour, starts yelling and asking what’s going on and why he’s blocking the door.
A few minutes later, she’s going through the handbag I’d left downstairs, finds my driving licence and is back at the door yelling some more but armed with a few more facts. Awkward. He went out to calm her down and left me to get dressed.
Walking past her to get my handbag in order to make good my escape wasn’t my favourite experience. "
That sounds scary |
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I’ve been very lucky on the whole. The only unfortunate experience I’ve had was arriving in a couples house for a meet, and 20 minutes after arriving they mentioned they both had covid. I wasn’t happy, left and 4 days later I had a nightmare covid experience. |
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When we first started out swinging we met a couple for a drink in a local bar in the village we live in. I went to the bar some 20 meters from our seats and the guy shouted over to me (so how long you been swinging then) I walked back to the table grabbed Zoe and her very red face and left. Lesson learned never meet in a place near home |
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Many moons ago I was working near Leicester for a few weeks and got messaging a couple. All seemed to be going well and they invited me over. When I went in neither of them looked like the pictures, the house was a state with rubbish everywhere and dirty nappies in the living room. Kid screaming from upstairs, he was in the toilet and she went to see the kid, I ran for the door. |
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Worse meet ever was recently.
Met a man socially who told me he would have me laughing the entire time. He lied! I never once laughed.
Not only was he not funny but instead of spending what I thought would be a few hours together, we spent half the bloody day together. The gall of him taking up my day like that.
I was starting to fall asleep early on, and had to beg him to stop at a coffee shop. He couldn’t see how bored and ready to leave I was. So self absorbed this man. He tried to play footsies ar the coffee shop. How dare he? Unable to read a room this chap.
He also thought he had nice legs to show off. Pfft, I never once looked or touched them. Wouldn’t want to anyway.
Since that meet, I’ve never once thought of that cheeky, humourless man. I definitely never want to see him again. I won’t deny, his bum, legs and lips were nice to look at. Only look at though.
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By *rpeggioCouple
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"First meet over 7 years ago.
Met in an hotel after 2 previous socials and without any warning or prior discussion she punched me full in the face.
I had no idea wtf was going on.
Apparently it was her kink and she wanted me to retaliate.
I told her she had picked the wrong guy and if I'd known beforehand I would never have met her.
She apologised and said she assumed I would be happy to go along with it.
I didn't leave at that point because she was so apologetic.
A short time later she waited on me to come out of the bathroom and drove her knee into my balls.
I got dressed and left and left the site a couple of days later thinking everyone on here was a lunatic like her.
I dread to think of the reaction if the roles had been reversed.
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Lunatic or someone with a big trauma if that's what she needs to get turned on before having sex with a male. |
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"Our first couples meet at a hotel. She was gorgeous and very sexy, and we were soon enjoying each other. Only afterwards did my partner tell me that the guy smelled like he hadn't washed in a week! She really took one for the team there... Yuch!
Similar to my worst meet. Went around and her house was real mess. We went to bedroom. When I went down on her she stank and nearly gagged. Was very quick meet and left. Yuk
You had sex
Yes was a quick bang and go. Not my preference as like to kiss and touch all over
I'd have left straight away
In hindsight I should have done. It just felt a bit rude to do that and I like to be polite. She had asked me around many times. "
I wouldn't be polite if they hadn't bothered to be clean and fresh lol |
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Also, she had a lot of cats
