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Woman wanted, 9" vagina only. Don't message me if smaller
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"There you go. Have that ladies!  
How the hell do women measure their vaginas 
 now there's a thought
Christ I want to see this thing in real life now I'm all intrigued. Is it really that long!"
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"Going to suggest measuring with one of those tape measures used for dress making. They can follow the contours and don’t have the sharp edges of the carpenters tape "
Ha, glad it made you chuckle  and a dress makers tape measure is better than a carpenters one. Owch lol |
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By *archelCouple
over a year ago
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"Going to suggest measuring with one of those tape measures used for dress making. They can follow the contours and don’t have the sharp edges of the carpenters tape "
Flexicurve ruler  |
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Think we need someone with a mathematical background to prove a formula for volume. That way we can use all the different measurements - width, depth and height. Put everyone on a level playing field and enable us to understand like got like |
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"Think we need someone with a mathematical background to prove a formula for volume. That way we can use all the different measurements - width, depth and height. Put everyone on a level playing field and enable us to understand like got like
So we should be talking 9 cubic inches??? Lol!!  "
But that would make all the dimensions 2.08 inches. That doesn’t seem right
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"Think we need someone with a mathematical background to prove a formula for volume. That way we can use all the different measurements - width, depth and height. Put everyone on a level playing field and enable us to understand like got like "
Which smartypants is going to help us out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there?
Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison "
Used to be a great shampoo not as good now. |
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ?
All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate?
MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged  "
Ah I could donate a blue or green one? Not the orange though, thars my favourite
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ?
All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate?
MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged
Ah I could donate a blue or green one? Not the orange though, thars my favourite
Lxx"
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ?
All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate?
MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged "
That’s opening a can of worms, several other colours will be out now
Green - mouldy
Red - don’t go there…
Brown - you’ve missed
Etc etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there?
Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison
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I could match them for length but not girth, maybe a different kind of mammal for that |
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ?
All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate?
MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged
That’s opening a can of worms, several other colours will be out now
Green - mouldy
Red - don’t go there…
Brown - you’ve missed
Etc etc "
I absolutely wont part with my orange one for it to be used anx abused.
I am sorry but no. Cannkt be done. Only blue or green or ponk.
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there?
Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison "
My maths might be a wee bit off but 9" circumstances would be about 2.86" diameter. We are somewhere between a can of monster and a tin of beans.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile.
About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values. |
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"I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile.
About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values. "
PDV, pretty deep vagina.
DV, deep vagina.
VDV, very deep vagina.
Would be my suggested categorisation. |
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"I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile.
About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values.
PDV, pretty deep vagina.
DV, deep vagina.
VDV, very deep vagina.
Would be my suggested categorisation. "
You missed one
FLB. fanny like a bucket |
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"I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile.
About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values.
PDV, pretty deep vagina.
DV, deep vagina.
VDV, very deep vagina.
Would be my suggested categorisation.
You missed one
FLB. fanny like a bucket"
The ultimate,
NASAYB, need a stick across your back. |
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