Post your funniest or most embarrassing sexy related incident.
I’ve had two that stick in the memory. A woman once threw her head back so hard during doggie that she burst my nose and lip, blood everywhere and second, afternoon sex in Turkey really hot, body slapping sounds and fanny farts reduced us to hysterical laughter and ended the fun |
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"The condom came off, inside me, he had to fish it out... Then on his way out of the bedroom, he knocked over my full length mirror and smashed it. I didn't invite him round again."
Oh dear was his surname “Bean” lol |
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We were on a balcony in Jamaica getting down to business overlooking the Caribbean Sea with nothing in sight. We weren't overlooked, so was safe from prying eyes. Then a little tug boat came sailing past  |
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"We were on a balcony in Jamaica getting down to business overlooking the Caribbean Sea with nothing in sight. We weren't overlooked, so was safe from prying eyes. Then a little tug boat came sailing past "
Did the crew applaud? |
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