So what's your funniest moments in swinging? We have quite a few, and some that are a bit much for here..but one that sticks in mind is we were having a foursome with male/female friends of ours. When our female friend was on the verge of a huge huge orgasm Mr P yelled out "for the horde" a gamer term our male friend instantly recognised and knew from them both playing the game Warcraft. He burst out laughing so hard he couldn't continue and our female friend lost her orgasm. Needless to say Mr P was in her bad books and her sexual minion to use at whim as punishment for quite some time after! At least everyone saw the funny side  |
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In a club playroom and watched, gobsmacked, as a woman pumped a load of ‘not lube’ into her hands, slathered it over her partners cock and slapped the remainder between her legs…
…and then sat back watching the antiseptic hand-gel do its thing. I think he got the tip in before they both realised  |
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"In a club playroom and watched, gobsmacked, as a woman pumped a load of ‘not lube’ into her hands, slathered it over her partners cock and slapped the remainder between her legs…
…and then sat back watching the antiseptic hand-gel do its thing. I think he got the tip in before they both realised "
Fucking ouch  |
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"So what's your funniest moments in swinging? We have quite a few, and some that are a bit much for here..but one that sticks in mind is we were having a foursome with male/female friends of ours. When our female friend was on the verge of a huge huge orgasm Mr P yelled out "for the horde" a gamer term our male friend instantly recognised and knew from them both playing the game Warcraft. He burst out laughing so hard he couldn't continue and our female friend lost her orgasm. Needless to say Mr P was in her bad books and her sexual minion to use at whim as punishment for quite some time after! At least everyone saw the funny side "
That's Orc-some!   |
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Mr Licking a lady whilst Mrs was riding another guys cock and another 2 ladies were riding their respective “horses” in a race to the finish. Mr won the race by a nose… everyone pissing themselves laughing  |
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We can laugh about it now as the guy in question was ok… Sat in the hot tub at VA and a rather large gentleman gets in while putting all his weight onto the hand rail, that promptly comes off its fixings and deposits him in the tub in the middle of a load of people playing..
we checked he was ok. |
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
brighton |
Handcuffing a willing participant to a hotel bed, the key somehow found itself behind the headboard. Took me ages to find it and then I had to pull the whole bed out to recover it.
She went from laughter, to panic, to anger and back to laughter again, thankfully. |
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over a year ago
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Went into a playroom and the woman I was speaking to told me when we shut the door that it takes her some time to get wet.
I turned to grab a condom and decided to give her oral...only to find she'd put an absolute ton of of lube on herself. Ended licking a bunch out and choking on it. |
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There was another time, in a club, with the usual plastic play mattress. Becky squirted so much that she flooded the bed and then promptly slid off the end into a heap on the floor..
6 of us in the room, all in fits of giggles.. |
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
At a gangbang and she was sucking two guys off together and had both cocks in her mouth at the same time. She was very good and she made them both cum pretty much at the exact same time, a second between them tops.
Course this was quite a load for her and caught her by surprise instantly causing a gag like reflex... which resulted in cum flowing down from her nostrils!
Cue all of us in hysterics, her joining us in the giggling once she'd stopped gagging and choking! |
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