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Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy  | |||
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"Heavily filtered pics Mrs C " Exactly this  | |||
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"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy "How long have you got? 
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
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"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
......."Oh god ! All of the above !! Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ?  | |||
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"We always find photos of women bending over shoving their bare arse into the camera a turn off, though they do seem popular on profiles. " Ha ha! I can’t agree with you on that one…but I accept personal preference is everything! | |||
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"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
.......
Oh god ! All of the above !!
Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ? "Could be phimosis - go to a GP, get it sorted. | |||
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"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
.......
Oh god ! All of the above !!
Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ?
Could be phimosis - go to a GP, get it sorted."Think it’s unlikely all the guys doing it have the same affliction lol | |||
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"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
.......
Oh god ! All of the above !!
Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ?
Could be phimosis - go to a GP, get it sorted.
Think it’s unlikely all the guys doing it have the same affliction lol "It's when they've tried to pull the foreskin back but it doesn't go all the way. Therefore some will not bother. Obviously not all of them will suffer from it. | |||
"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
.......
Oh god ! All of the above !!
Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ?
Could be phimosis - go to a GP, get it sorted.
Think it’s unlikely all the guys doing it have the same affliction lol
It's when they've tried to pull the foreskin back but it doesn't go all the way. Therefore some will not bother. Obviously not all of them will suffer from it."Lol I know what it is
I think what I was trying to say is there are soooo many pics like this that they can’t all have that problem
Having spent 10 years on here and seen his knows how many pics like it I can tell you thst most times it’s because they aren’t clean
I think my being tactful originally was lost lol | |||
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Anything held open
Just close up genital shots.
Miss | |||
"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
.......
Oh god ! All of the above !!
Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ?
Could be phimosis - go to a GP, get it sorted.
Think it’s unlikely all the guys doing it have the same affliction lol
It's when they've tried to pull the foreskin back but it doesn't go all the way. Therefore some will not bother. Obviously not all of them will suffer from it.
Lol I know what it is
I think what I was trying to say is there are soooo many pics like this that they can’t all have that problem
Having spent 10 years on here and seen his knows how many pics like it I can tell you thst most times it’s because they aren’t clean
I think my being tactful originally was lost lol "Say cheese | |||
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"When you go to a profile photo, what puts you off? Btw peeps feel free to use these thread as advice
Dirty fingernails - you cannot put them in a pussy
How long have you got?
Messy backgrounds
Mouldy bath and tiles
Close up genitalia
Jizz oozing out a Pussy
A garden for pubic hair
Ridiculous angles deceiving their body shape
Filters where their face looks amazingly wrinkle and blemish free
Family photo's in background
.......
Oh god ! All of the above !!
Oh and personal hate , hard cocks hiding the bellend with foreskin - what exactly are you hiding ?
Could be phimosis - go to a GP, get it sorted.
Think it’s unlikely all the guys doing it have the same affliction lol
It's when they've tried to pull the foreskin back but it doesn't go all the way. Therefore some will not bother. Obviously not all of them will suffer from it.
Lol I know what it is
I think what I was trying to say is there are soooo many pics like this that they can’t all have that problem
Having spent 10 years on here and seen his knows how many pics like it I can tell you thst most times it’s because they aren’t clean
I think my being tactful originally was lost lol
Say cheese "Haha this | |||
"Any of the following types of profile pic are a bit of a turn off for me: The Drinker The subject is clearly at a pub, wedding, or other social event holding a drink. Not usually a selfie - taken by an unsuspecting friend or relative. The Driver A selfie taken in the driver's seat of the subject's car. Often combined with The Cool Dude and occasionally with The Fred Durst. Thankfully, rarely with The Drinker. The Mirror A back camera selfie taken in the mirror, which is almost always worse than a front camera selfie. Bonus points if the mirror is filthy, in which case it's sometimes referred to as "The Dirty Mirror". The Dirty Mirror is often accompanied by The Kevin the Teenager and the subject wearing tracksuit bottoms which they're using as thigh-warmers, ungroomed cock semi-hard and barely hanging out. The Down Under A selfie taken from below, rather than above. Unflattering as hell, the Down Under is the very worst of the front camera selfies. The Down Under is sometimes taken on a bus or train for some reason. The Fred Durst The subject is wearing a hat. Typically this is either a baseball cap or a beanie, such as the eponymous Limp Bizkit frontman might don. Often done to hide a receding hairline and/or a bald spot, and frequently combined with The Cool Dude. The Cool Dude The subject is wearing sunglasses. Also known as "The Aviator", "The Ski Instructor", "The Men in Black" and "The Cyclops from X-Men" depending on the style of shades. Frequently combined with The Fred Durst. The Cropper Where the subject's partner, friend, or family member has been blatantly cropped out of the picture. The Newlywed Where a man is in a dinner suit and it's clearly one of his wedding photos. I've tried to be as gender-neutral as possible with this list but I don't think I've ever seen The Newlywed presented by anyone else. Bonus points if combined with The Cropper and his wife has been poorly cropped out. The Team Player A group photo, which may be of a group of 'lads' out to paint the town red, or perhaps a rugby scrum or football squad. No idea why, but for some reason these exist. The Ant and Dec In fairness, I've only ever seen this once. Someone's profile pic was of them and their unsuspecting brother, completely unblurred! The Kevin the Teenager Either a selfie or The Mirror where the subject is located in a messy bedroom. Typically, the bed is unmade, dirty laundry is strewn across the floor, and old plates of food and mugs of tea add a sense of laziness to the ensemble. The Tropical Plant A picture of a penis and/or vagina which hasn't been groomed, with long pubes making it look like something of a tropical plant. The Softie A picture of a flaccid penis... No matter how pretty and well-groomed it is, I do prefer it 'ready' so to speak! The Snake The subject is sticking their tongue out, like a snake. This may be done in an attempt to appear "cheeky". The Instagrammer A competent selfie, but which is covered by loads of filters giving an unrealistic impression." Wow ! Some serious thought put into that Bravo  | |||
Untidy rooms
Unprotected sex with different people
Piss
Not judging we are all different and each to their own. | |||
"Any of the following types of profile pic are a bit of a turn off for me: The Drinker The subject is clearly at a pub, wedding, or other social event holding a drink. Not usually a selfie - taken by an unsuspecting friend or relative. The Driver A selfie taken in the driver's seat of the subject's car. Often combined with The Cool Dude and occasionally with The Fred Durst. Thankfully, rarely with The Drinker. The Mirror A back camera selfie taken in the mirror, which is almost always worse than a front camera selfie. Bonus points if the mirror is filthy, in which case it's sometimes referred to as "The Dirty Mirror". The Dirty Mirror is often accompanied by The Kevin the Teenager and the subject wearing tracksuit bottoms which they're using as thigh-warmers, ungroomed cock semi-hard and barely hanging out. The Down Under A selfie taken from below, rather than above. Unflattering as hell, the Down Under is the very worst of the front camera selfies. The Down Under is sometimes taken on a bus or train for some reason. The Fred Durst The subject is wearing a hat. Typically this is either a baseball cap or a beanie, such as the eponymous Limp Bizkit frontman might don. Often done to hide a receding hairline and/or a bald spot, and frequently combined with The Cool Dude. The Cool Dude The subject is wearing sunglasses. Also known as "The Aviator", "The Ski Instructor", "The Men in Black" and "The Cyclops from X-Men" depending on the style of shades. Frequently combined with The Fred Durst. The Cropper Where the subject's partner, friend, or family member has been blatantly cropped out of the picture. The Newlywed Where a man is in a dinner suit and it's clearly one of his wedding photos. I've tried to be as gender-neutral as possible with this list but I don't think I've ever seen The Newlywed presented by anyone else. Bonus points if combined with The Cropper and his wife has been poorly cropped out. The Team Player A group photo, which may be of a group of 'lads' out to paint the town red, or perhaps a rugby scrum or football squad. No idea why, but for some reason these exist. The Ant and Dec In fairness, I've only ever seen this once. Someone's profile pic was of them and their unsuspecting brother, completely unblurred! The Kevin the Teenager Either a selfie or The Mirror where the subject is located in a messy bedroom. Typically, the bed is unmade, dirty laundry is strewn across the floor, and old plates of food and mugs of tea add a sense of laziness to the ensemble. The Tropical Plant A picture of a penis and/or vagina which hasn't been groomed, with long pubes making it look like something of a tropical plant. The Softie A picture of a flaccid penis... No matter how pretty and well-groomed it is, I do prefer it 'ready' so to speak! The Snake The subject is sticking their tongue out, like a snake. This may be done in an attempt to appear "cheeky". The Instagrammer A competent selfie, but which is covered by loads of filters giving an unrealistic impression. Wow ! Some serious thought put into that Bravo "Now there's a couple with none of these faux pas! Beautiful pics xx | |||
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"Any of the following types of profile pic are a bit of a turn off for me: The Drinker The subject is clearly at a pub, wedding, or other social event holding a drink. Not usually a selfie - taken by an unsuspecting friend or relative. The Driver A selfie taken in the driver's seat of the subject's car. Often combined with The Cool Dude and occasionally with The Fred Durst. Thankfully, rarely with The Drinker. The Mirror A back camera selfie taken in the mirror, which is almost always worse than a front camera selfie. Bonus points if the mirror is filthy, in which case it's sometimes referred to as "The Dirty Mirror". The Dirty Mirror is often accompanied by The Kevin the Teenager and the subject wearing tracksuit bottoms which they're using as thigh-warmers, ungroomed cock semi-hard and barely hanging out. The Down Under A selfie taken from below, rather than above. Unflattering as hell, the Down Under is the very worst of the front camera selfies. The Down Under is sometimes taken on a bus or train for some reason. The Fred Durst The subject is wearing a hat. Typically this is either a baseball cap or a beanie, such as the eponymous Limp Bizkit frontman might don. Often done to hide a receding hairline and/or a bald spot, and frequently combined with The Cool Dude. The Cool Dude The subject is wearing sunglasses. Also known as "The Aviator", "The Ski Instructor", "The Men in Black" and "The Cyclops from X-Men" depending on the style of shades. Frequently combined with The Fred Durst. The Cropper Where the subject's partner, friend, or family member has been blatantly cropped out of the picture. The Newlywed Where a man is in a dinner suit and it's clearly one of his wedding photos. I've tried to be as gender-neutral as possible with this list but I don't think I've ever seen The Newlywed presented by anyone else. Bonus points if combined with The Cropper and his wife has been poorly cropped out. The Team Player A group photo, which may be of a group of 'lads' out to paint the town red, or perhaps a rugby scrum or football squad. No idea why, but for some reason these exist. The Ant and Dec In fairness, I've only ever seen this once. Someone's profile pic was of them and their unsuspecting brother, completely unblurred! The Kevin the Teenager Either a selfie or The Mirror where the subject is located in a messy bedroom. Typically, the bed is unmade, dirty laundry is strewn across the floor, and old plates of food and mugs of tea add a sense of laziness to the ensemble. The Tropical Plant A picture of a penis and/or vagina which hasn't been groomed, with long pubes making it look like something of a tropical plant. The Softie A picture of a flaccid penis... No matter how pretty and well-groomed it is, I do prefer it 'ready' so to speak! The Snake The subject is sticking their tongue out, like a snake. This may be done in an attempt to appear "cheeky". The Instagrammer A competent selfie, but which is covered by loads of filters giving an unrealistic impression." This is undoubtedly the best comment I’ve seen in a long time! | |||
