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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out  I didn't even know I needed a fart 
Now I have to find a new company to use ffs
Mrs C |
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"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out I didn't even know I needed a fart
Now I have to find a new company to use ffs
Mrs C "
Just own it, go with it! If they have a sense of humour they will be giggling for the rest of the day  |
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"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out I didn't even know I needed a fart
Now I have to find a new company to use ffs
Mrs C "
Hate it when that happens, at least it wasnt silent and deadly |
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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago
somewhere close |
"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out I didn't even know I needed a fart
Now I have to find a new company to use ffs
Mrs C
Hate it when that happens, at least it wasnt silent and deadly "
Where we come from we call it silent but violent  |
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By *empusMan
over a year ago
Poole |
"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out I didn't even know I needed a fart
Now I have to find a new company to use ffs
Mrs C
Hate it when that happens, at least it wasnt silent and deadly
Where we come from we call it silent but violent "
Not related, but great profile name! Amazing pics too...  xxx |
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By *ussraneCouple
over a year ago
Romford |
When out we got call from eldest saying she’s got home and we’d been burgled and had called the police, when we got home the police and our eldest daughter and friend were in our bedroom as it had been ransacked and all of Ranes toys were over the floor |
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