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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
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Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? |
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pmfsl, how can you be to big for missionary position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get her to go on top and ride you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This made me laugh out loud!! got my popcorn ready  |
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"pmfsl, how can you be to big for missionary position"
+1 
yes please do tell!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol don't fuck her if you think you can't  |
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i hope the poor lass dont read this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
Do her a favour.....stand her up because if you have this attitude towards her she will be better off!
I hope she is on here and reads this forum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i hope the poor lass dont read this "
I was thinking the same  |
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unless you are very poorly endowed it shouldn't be a problem....But as someone said above,...do her a favour and stand her up... |
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Dont forget to tie a plank of wood to your feet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pmfsl, how can you be to big for missionary position"
Maybe it's not that she's too big for missionary but some is too .......?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hahaha why would a fat arse make it difficult for missionary or have you just got a cocktail sausage. Us BBWs (I'm not a BBW though!) need a good big fat cock!! |
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You must come back and let us know how the meet went |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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having once been a size 32-34 (yes i was a heffer ill admit it) i was never too big for mossionary the only positions ive ever struggled with are standing up as im too short and my tummy got in the way now im getting there at a 24-26 im able to do everything the same but for longer now and get thrown about a bit now. This guys attitude is all wrong and it implies shes a tick on a bucket list i hope she stands him up after reading this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
Hey, my ex missus was 5' tall and size 22. Missionary was no problem, lay her on her back, open her legs wide and into the land of lush pussy you go! |
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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago
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A quick question for the OP
Is that BBW reading in the forum????
Just need to ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont forget to tie a plank of wood to your feet"
Haha thanks Diamond..I've now got to wipe coffee off my screen after reading that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
you really need advice on how to shag a woman? ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a wind up right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carry on the charm like that.................makes life easier for the good guys.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy"
Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
give her a strap on and get her to fuck you.... easier all round
have a good one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"give her a strap on and get her to fuck you.... easier all round
have a good one..."
Outstanding suggestion but fear once she reads this, (if she hasn't already) he'll be fucked anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once a bbw. Then went to skinny. Now put bit weight on lol. But whatever size I have been missionary never been a problem looool. But doggie better whatever my size has been mmmmm xx |
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maybe you could put her up on poles and use her as a trampoline |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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long as u can maneuver her u should be ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy
Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently "
Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This site never fails to amuse me...next question |
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"i hope the poor lass dont read this
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After drying my eyes from laughing that was my first thought...poor cow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you will be ok just slow to start and use fingers as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
Could you take a friend who could take some pics ?
Would lI've to see the look on her face as you negotiate the best way in !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?
Could you take a friend who could take some pics ?
Would lI've to see the look on her face as you negotiate the best way in !!!! "
New thread needed, navigation by map or satnav lol |
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Maybe you could get an architect friend to right up a drawing plan of best way for entry, or possibly add a few more holes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?
Could you take a friend who could take some pics ?
Would lI've to see the look on her face as you negotiate the best way in !!!!
New thread needed, navigation by map or satnav lol"
or periscope !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy
Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently
Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day"
Oh I do hope you aren't suggesting us BBW's are slow ...race ya to the horizontal position  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy
Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently
Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day
Oh I do hope you aren't suggesting us BBW's are slow ...race ya to the horizontal position "
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Not at all, not into sprinting, I am greedy and like a lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is this a joke ?? i have been with a few larger ladies, and we done it every which way u can ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy
Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently
Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day
Oh I do hope you aren't suggesting us BBW's are slow ...race ya to the horizontal position .
Not at all, not into sprinting, I am greedy and like a lot "
Me too I love the fact this is the only place I can be called greedy and not take it as an insult
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips "
Too big for missionary? Think about what that means  I don't think I know anyone that big, male or female. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips
Too big for missionary? Think about what that means I don't think I know anyone that big, male or female."
ive seen a few women who when laid on their back with their legs open the tops of the thighs have still been touching....maybe thats what he means, im not being rude i just think people are being to quick to jump down his throat, he maybe just being a little naive in his wording but i dont think he was deliberately being rude but some of the replies have been |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips
Too big for missionary? Think about what that means I don't think I know anyone that big, male or female.
ive seen a few women who when laid on their back with their legs open the tops of the thighs have still been touching....maybe thats what he means, im not being rude i just think people are being to quick to jump down his throat, he maybe just being a little naive in his wording but i dont think he was deliberately being rude but some of the replies have been"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive seen a few women who when laid on their back with their legs open the tops of the thighs have still been touching....maybe thats what he means, im not being rude i just think people are being to quick to jump down his throat, he maybe just being a little naive in his wording but i dont think he was deliberately being rude but some of the replies have been"
I see. I think it's been piss-taking more than rudeness, which is par for the course. It seems the OP didn't think before he posted, I don't think there was any nastiness in his post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"having once been a size 32-34 (yes i was a heffer ill admit it) i was never too big for mossionary the only positions ive ever struggled with are standing up as im too short and my tummy got in the way now im getting there at a 24-26 im able to do everything the same but for longer now and get thrown about a bit now. This guys attitude is all wrong and it implies shes a tick on a bucket list i hope she stands him up after reading this"
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?
Do her a favour.....stand her up because if you have this attitude towards her she will be better off!
I hope she is on here and reads this forum "
exactly right.. not a nice way to talk about her.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
phew, he's in Edinburgh so can't be me he's referring lol x  |
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Best thread i have read in yonks! For all the wrong reasons. Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why not ask her?  |
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"ive seen a few women who when laid on their back with their legs open the tops of the thighs have still been touching....maybe thats what he means, im not being rude i just think people are being to quick to jump down his throat, he maybe just being a little naive in his wording but i dont think he was deliberately being rude but some of the replies have been
I see. I think it's been piss-taking more than rudeness, which is par for the course. It seems the OP didn't think before he posted, I don't think there was any nastiness in his post."
I agree, i see it as piss taking which if the op had thought before he had typed he would of expected |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's a tip fella:
Take some talc, it'll help you find which fold has the wet bit in.
Hahaha, best thread since the one about different aged couples. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"having once been a size 32-34 (yes i was a heffer ill admit it) i was never too big for mossionary the only positions ive ever struggled with are standing up as im too short and my tummy got in the way now im getting there at a 24-26 im able to do everything the same but for longer now and get thrown about a bit now. This guys attitude is all wrong and it implies shes a tick on a bucket list i hope she stands him up after reading this"
You cannot say his attitude is all wrong at all , his attitude is not to your liking, others have found it amusing.
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" I know she's to big for missionary position "
Are u sure it's not a case of your cocks to small |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMFG, funny as fuck, how can someone be to big for doggy or missionary, i was size 28 now 18 and never then or now struggled to be fucked. maybe he is worried about the size of his pecker rather than the size of the poor women he is going to meet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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couldnt agree with you more xx well said x |
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over a year ago
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By *BW ChloeWoman
over a year ago
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Is anyone else tempted to send a link of this thread to his friends? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Is anyone else tempted to send a link of this thread to his friends? "
No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doggy works very well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in all fairness we dont know how big this bird is yet... |
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"in all fairness we dont know how big this bird is yet... "
yes we do we know shes too big for missionary |
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A couple of my exs were BBW, I never had any problems with any positions In fact those ladies gave me some of the best sex I ever had  |
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I donn't think it is rude to take him to task. I personally would be mortified if anyone posted a thread on here asking how to fuck me because I was too fat.....perhaps he should consider her feelings if she saw this...It would be like asking how to avoid looking at a really ugly bird when shagging her...just not nice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?
Do her a favour.....stand her up because if you have this attitude towards her she will be better off!
I hope she is on here and reads this forum "
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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have to agree
Sexual experimentation is all about finding something that mutually works, and there is always something that works...
No such word as can't
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all! |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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"Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all! "
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips "
thank you I did say I was very excited about meeting her she's a lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self
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"Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all!
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Think you all wrong end of stick teehee iv meet her for a drink lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self thank you |
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"Think you all wrong end of stick teehee iv meet her for a drink lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self thank you "
how would you embarass yourself?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think you all wrong end of stick teehee iv meet her for a drink lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self thank you
how would you embarass yourself?? "
By starting a thread on the forums asking how to shag her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tip when in missionary position make sure the lights off, you do not want to birn your arse on the light bulb
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all!
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? "
Its not wrong, but you are assuming she can't do missionary before you've even tried. Why don't you ask her what her favourite position is and do that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? "
Why don't you just have a wank into your hand then throw it at her? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol i think that's just in your head,she won't be too big for missionary or doggy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??
Why don't you just have a wank into your hand then throw it at her?"
Ha ha ha just spat my beer everywhere..lol |
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? "
would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??
would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?
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eh yes if I didnt have any experience why not ? |
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Lol i think that's just in your head,she won't be too big for missionary or doggy "
ok il let you ken |
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??
would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?
eh yes if I didnt have any experience why not ? "
fair point, is she n here? as she had many meets? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big women have sex all the time im sure you will manage just fine.
And im sure if she saw this she wouldn't be so happy.
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Was just trying to be consideret yes she's on here but not on forum |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??
would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?
eh yes if I didnt have any experience why not ? "
I dont get why a bbw is any different to any other woman unless shes so big she cant move i don understand. Your wording has been a bit off and therefore taken badly |
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"Was just trying to be consideret yes she's on here but not on forum "
how do yo know she is not on the forum? anyone can read them....but that point is irrelevant anyway now, if she sees it she sees it.
The only person that can tell you what works for her is her.
unless you have 5mm cock i am sure you will be fine. i have had sex with guys with small cocks in missionary position no problem and i am a big lass and he was a big gent!! |
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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Was just trying to be consideret yes she's on here but not on forum
how do yo know she is not on the forum? anyone can read them....but that point is irrelevant anyway now, if she sees it she sees it.
The only person that can tell you what works for her is her. Sure it il work out fine I really like BBW so excited
unless you have 5mm cock i am sure you will be fine. i have had sex with guys with small cocks in missionary position no problem and i am a big lass and he was a big gent!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??
Why don't you just have a wank into your hand then throw it at her?"
that made me chuckle |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Some of these answers are disgusting.
To the people who say it is just a piss take.....a good piss taker will know when to stop and when it isn't being recieved very well.
Ok, the first post could have been worded better, but I hope you lot never need any advice. |
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