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By *helroy OP Couple
over a year ago
Skegness |
My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks...
I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked...
Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on..
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Woman entered a TV show to win a £100,000..the show runs out time before the compere is able to ask her the final question, so she must return for tomorrow's live show.
That night her husband breaks into the TV studio and finds the winning question..
What are the 3 main parts of The male anatomy..?...the head the heart the Penis..
Wakes her up when he gets back to the hotel and says this is winning question...just remember the answer head heart Penis...she tossed and turned but could never remember all 3.
Again in the morning her husband gave her the answers..
They got to the TV studio and the show goes live.
Compere pulls out the question card and asks for her to win £100,000 what are the 3 main parts of the male anatomy.. ?
She pauses...answers head
Correct 10 seconds
The heart ..Correct 8 seconds
Then she pauses her mind has gone blank.
I know it
My husband was drilling me with it last night
This morning I had it on the tip of my tongue..
Compere steps in that's close enough you've won £100,000 congratulations.. |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"Woman entered a TV show to win a £100,000..the show runs out time before the compere is able to ask her the final question, so she must return for tomorrow's live show.
That night her husband breaks into the TV studio and finds the winning question..
What are the 3 main parts of The male anatomy..?...the head the heart the Penis..
Wakes her up when he gets back to the hotel and says this is winning question...just remember the answer head heart Penis...she tossed and turned but could never remember all 3.
Again in the morning her husband gave her the answers..
They got to the TV studio and the show goes live.
Compere pulls out the question card and asks for her to win £100,000 what are the 3 main parts of the male anatomy.. ?
She pauses...answers head
Correct 10 seconds
The heart ..Correct 8 seconds
Then she pauses her mind has gone blank.
I know it
My husband was drilling me with it last night
This morning I had it on the tip of my tongue..
Compere steps in that's close enough you've won £100,000 congratulations.."
How did she manage to get as far as the last question but she isn’t able to remember 3 words? |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks...
I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked...
Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on..
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Normally it’s the magician who makes the magicians assistant appear out of the box, wardrobe etc so your girlfriend wouldn’t have learned how to make someone appear out of a box as that’s what the magician would have done. |
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"My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks...
I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked...
Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on..
Normally it’s the magician who makes the magicians assistant appear out of the box, wardrobe etc so your girlfriend wouldn’t have learned how to make someone appear out of a box as that’s what the magician would have done. "
God you're picky tonight
Joke 1 evidently we havnt seen the questions
Joke 2 said she picked up tricks from work..
But the Joke is on the husband not knowing his mate is shagging his mrs |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks...
I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked...
Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on..
Normally it’s the magician who makes the magicians assistant appear out of the box, wardrobe etc so your girlfriend wouldn’t have learned how to make someone appear out of a box as that’s what the magician would have done.
God you're picky tonight
Joke 1 evidently we havnt seen the questions
Joke 2 said she picked up tricks from work..
But the Joke is on the husband not knowing his mate is shagging his mrs"
Why didn’t Dave just stay in the wardrobe then? It says ‘came out of the wardrobe’ which implies it was hos choice….and why did the girlfriend do a trick to reveal the man she’s having an affair with? Do you think that subconsciously Dave and the girlfriend wanted to reveal their relationship to him because they were tired of being secretive about it? |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
London/ South East |
"OMG these are JOKES!!!! why the need to question them and analyse them?
Ffs get a grip!!!"
This…..if you want to bore for England (or wherever) go and do it some where else. I quite liked the jokes, bit silly but….. |
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Old guy rear ends a young guys brand new top of the range sports car.
Young guy jumps out approaches old guy and says "look at the damage you've just caused...I want £10,000 NOW to cover repair damage"
Oh I am sorry says I am sorry but I don't have that kind of money but I'll phone my son he trains dolphins.
He rings his son "hey up its your dsd"
All of a sudden the irate young man grabs the phone and shouts down it " your da has just rear ended my top of the range brand new sports car and i want £10,000 to cover expenses NOW...
OK says the son ill be there in 10 mins..Good says coz if you're not I'm going to beat your dad to a pulp.
Exactly 10 minutes later son arrives in a battered old jeep, promptly gets out walks over and beats the young man to a pulp..
He then walks over to his father and says "dad for the last time I train Seals .....Navy Seals .
Not dolphins" |
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A little girl runs up to her dad and says "daddy I wish I had a sister"
Jokingly her dad says "but you do sweetheart"...the little girl is confused.."how"..pulling her leg her dad says "when you run in the front door your sister scoots out the back door"..the little girl has a look of puzzlement upon her face then breaks into a smile and says "oh you mean just like my other daddy" |
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