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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Fucking auto-wrong! Any other favourite computer generated fuck-ups?

Whenever I write Mmmmmm - my phone changes it to Mummy...

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

My old Nokia used to change the word Coal into Anal. Was interesting when asked to pick up a bag for the stove

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

'I want to kick your puppy' is the definitive version from the pre-smartphone keyboard era.

Animal cruelty always being more shocking than mere sexual brutality.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'I want to kick your puppy' is the definitive version from the pre-smartphone keyboard era.

Animal cruelty always being more shocking than mere sexual brutality."

not my puppy!

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan over a year ago

Wrexham

"Taking the dog for a wank"

Back when you had to hit the buttons multiple times for the letters but weren't paying attention.

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Dear boss,

Please find the head cunt (count) for the week below

Dear boss, you left your dick (disk) in my pc. Do you want it back?

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By *ristinapinkWoman over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

Autocorrect sometimes changes “Regards” to “Retards”… stopped using that word all together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Similar......to the ex....saying I really want to kick you out......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once posted on Facebook that the wanking machined was fucked. What I meant to post was the washing machine was fucked.

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By *amesnplanesMan over a year ago

Banbridge

"I once posted on Facebook that the wanking machined was fucked. What I meant to post was the washing machine was fucked.

Brilliant! This certainly made me smile.

Did you get any interesting offers further to your FB posting then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once posted on Facebook that the wanking machined was fucked. What I meant to post was the washing machine was fucked.

Brilliant! This certainly made me smile.

Did you get any interesting offers further to your FB posting then?"

No. Just the Mrs messaging me telling ask if did that on purpose. I didnt!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once posted on Facebook that the wanking machined was fucked. What I meant to post was the washing machine was fucked.

Brilliant! This certainly made me smile.

Did you get any interesting offers further to your FB posting then?

No. Just the Mrs messaging me telling ask if did that on purpose. I didnt!

Ffs my typos errors above lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once posted on Facebook that the wanking machined was fucked. What I meant to post was the washing machine was fucked.

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Whenever I write Mmmmmm - my phone changes it to Mummy...

Maybe your phone has an anti vomit filter ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whenever I write Mmmmmm - my phone changes it to Mummy...

Maybe your phone has an anti vomit filter ?"

Que?

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By *exyfuncdTV/TS over a year ago

winchester Romsey Southampton

Bye lol xx = Xcode grrrrr

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