"Sky remote, deodorant can, dildo.
My favourite was a guy who had the tiniest dick ever it was like a nub and he'd written too tiny on it in biro.
Really didn't need pointing out lol x"
You never know - he might have a 10" tongue... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
My favourite was a guy who had shopped a can of Raid next to his cock. It was such a bad job I had to smile.
Note to men - if you're going to shop a can next to your cock to make it look bigger, don't forget to shop out your thumb.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it 
I don't like Stella. Would a nice bottle of Rioja be an acceptable substitute? 
I only drink white or rose "
For you I'll tolerate white but rose is definitely out! |
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man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but stella , the barman asks why not stella ? , the man says last night he had 12 pints of stella and came too in the morning fucking skint , the barman says , well 12 pints of anything will set you back, the man says skint is the name of my dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sky remote, deodorant can, dildo. "
Are there many profiles with cocks next to Sky remotes? I saw it once and couldn't help laughing...
"man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but stella , the barman asks why not stella ? , the man says last night he had 12 pints of stella and came too in the morning fucking skint , the barman says , well 12 pints of anything will set you back, the man says skint is the name of my dog "
Why do I think I've heard this before? |
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