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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone asks about the nearest ATM and you call them a sick bastard!
Oh - and when you can instinctively tell how shit a message will be by the opening three words!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)"
Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ? |
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"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)
Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ? "
Cock and Ball Torture i think... and no it aint happening !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)
Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?
Cock and Ball Torture i think... and no it aint happening !! "
No def not , I crossed my legs at that and I have neither cock nor balls  |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)
Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?
Cock and Ball Torture i think... and no it aint happening !! "
Don't have nightmares
Wolf
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"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)"
That one tickles me every time. 
When my secretary asking for my subs (for coffee) takes on a whole new meaning.
When the menu in our staff restaurant reads MFM and I think Ruggers and not Meat Free Monday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Facial is my favourite.
Though I did choke on my coffee when once offered by a client, a tour of their new CBT room.
It was just a room full of computers..."
still, sitting in front of a PC for hours can be torture if your trousers are too tight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you find yourself in an online argument over whether it's a good or bad thing that you won't have sex with someone who doesn't honestly know the difference between, their, there, and they're or your and you're. |
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Every body thinks your swingers for years then when you finally make the leap into swinging they not got a clue . But with out the rumours would we have made the leap.
Then every time were out looking at other couples and wondering if their swingers.
Vicious circle |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)
Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ? "
CBT in BDSM... cock and ball torture I did not know that either until quite recently |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)
Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?
CBT in BDSM... cock and ball torture I did not know that either until quite recently "
Oops, apologies... just read the entire thread (makes achange for me lol) and realised the question had been answered |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your daughters bf overhears you talkin about who your gona fuck n go dogging with at the weekend 
Oooopppppsss lol good luck explaining lol "
it hasnt been mentioned but im sure he heard lol |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
When vanilla no longer brings ice cream to mind...
When friends are not invited together as some are vertical, others horizontal and never the two shall mix
When more than 50 % of the wardrobe space is taken up by raunchy corsets and lingerie
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"When vanilla no longer brings ice cream to mind...
When friends are not invited together as some are vertical, others horizontal and never the two shall mix
When more than 50 % of the wardrobe space is taken up by raunchy corsets and lingerie
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Ooh yes - I think all of my underwear is now suitable for wearing to a meet! I no longer have anything boring/ unmatching/ unpretty/ unflattering! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u look at the pampas grass in your front garden and think maybe I should get rid of that  "
lol now thats funny ...seen a few round here, always chuckle lol xx |
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When.. you hear your work mate saying to someone
'I still have on my strap on, will be at least another week'
she looked up saw me giggling and went red.
I forget sometimes not everyone is like me.
Bought her a bondage set for her anniversary last year and a wheel. She has admitted to loving that |
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so you get up three times for a wee ....lol 