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Things that make you laugh on here.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, so I am not meaning to be horrible and it good to laugh.
So what’s the funnest thing you have seen on here.
For me, it’s profiles where she or him look amazing then you see them fucking, to then be distracted by a white line between their butt cheeks. The curse of the sun bed..   |
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Video of an older cpl fucking on sofa. Going for it like life depended on it. Gurning facial expresions, grunting, sweat then into the background walks the dog. Stops looks at them an tilts its head an just stares at the guys ass going up an down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One status update was asking if anyone had a JCB digger for sale or hire.
Another one was asking if anyone available to come and fix a septic tank.
PS - the couple needing the digger got one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you specifically say in your bio that single guys will never be added to your friends list ( just our preference ) but they still message you anyway saying “hope you don’t mind but I’ve sent you a friend invite” , I take it you didn’t bother reading the bio then?
with over 50 public pictures and a few videos I think that’s enough for people to get an idea of what we are about. |
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Men complaining they can't get any meets when they are just a blank silhouette with not even one public pic and no bio - as if we are all free "working ladies" (would not let me put the other word in) here who'd shag anything.
People still messaging me despite my profile being very clear I'm only here for the forum currently.
People messaging from miles and miles away wanting to be a "regular". I guess my definition of a "regular" does not match them
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Men messaging "I'm in the area in (put number here) minutes, fancy a fuck?" - of course, my legs are always open, and I have zero life outside this place.
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Whenever threads blow up and all out war wages among the forumites...
You could be having the most heated and intense political argument of your life with somone named "UltimateDongLord" whose profile pic is of their gaping bum hole...
Never ceases to amuse me. |
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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Women that want to swallow 10 strangers loads but won’t meet smokers "
This is perfectly reasonable. Swallowing cum can be enjoyable and a turn on so it stands to reason that doing it multiple times would multiply the experience.
However meeting one person that smells like an ash tray can ruin my entire day. It's revolting. |
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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago
Nottingham |
My serious answer is when people edit out their faces in imaginative ways.
I've encountered two guys in the history of this site who just blurred their faces out of existence. Not like they put a black square over themselves or a smiling emoji or something but actually blurred everything from the neck up so their body just disappears into the wallpaper like they've dissolved. It's hard to explain but whenever I see it I lose it laughing. Looks so fucking stupid |
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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago
Nottingham |
Oh and a guy I saw post on here the other week about being a sigma male, I looked though his pics and there was a glory hole pic of a room with an empty chair, a black sheet and his sad cock just flopped through. The framing of the pic made it look so lonely,especially with the empty chair. It was a decent sized cock but hanging there separate from the body in the vast open space of the room made it look extremely silly. I think it was the funniest pic I've seen in 12 years on this site. |
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9"+ only, the Sydney uni thing, 'average' and 'athletic' bodies, couples where it's only ever the guy who's available, unwiped arses
Genuinely did LOL at a profile that said "Ruin my anus, not my mascara" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Video's were a couple have invited a male or two to join them and the
Blokes can't even be bothered to take there socks off "
Oh my god you are so right, usually dirty white socks |
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The single men who forget to removes wifes belongings from backgrounds.
The vast array of things I've seen stuck up places they shouldn't have been stuck up.
The posts slagging off single women for not meeting them to then post looking for a meet the next day, especially that one that said they'd messaged people they wouldn't look twice at in the street, that one did make me giggle.
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
The blank profiles that are always morning nobody replies or meets ,why would they when you've made no effort.
Profiles with just graphic pics that say I'll/we'll be out in X place , if you see me/us say hi.I don't tend to recognise people by their bits.
Safe sex only and profile full of action shots where they're not using a condom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Only the male playing at the minute”
“Anyone wanna suck my hubbys covk while I’m at work”
“Fab won’t let me upload any pics”
To mention a few  "
Yes!
Or the straight guys that want to meet but won't put a veri up because it will put off females! |
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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago
Baughurst |
"The blank profiles that are always morning nobody replies or meets ,why would they when you've made no effort.
Profiles with just graphic pics that say I'll/we'll be out in X place , if you see me/us say hi.I don't tend to recognise people by their bits.
Safe sex only and profile full of action shots where they're not using a condom."
Totally this. The safe sex though, we always have safe sex with other couples, but unprotected between us. But yes, funny in couples profiles when there's no condom and clearly one of them is not part of the couple. |
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
West Midlands |
The explosion of 20something glamorous single fem profiles with very suggestive daily statuses, heavy filtered pics, multiple webcam veris and one ‘met in person for a coffee’ (probably from a guy who they never met but he got a membership discount)
How gullible do you have to be |
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"Oh and a guy I saw post on here the other week about being a sigma male, I looked though his pics and there was a glory hole pic of a room with an empty chair, a black sheet and his sad cock just flopped through. The framing of the pic made it look so lonely,especially with the empty chair. It was a decent sized cock but hanging there separate from the body in the vast open space of the room made it look extremely silly. I think it was the funniest pic I've seen in 12 years on this site. "
I think that piece won the Turner Prize a few years back. |
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Being so fiercely against the chat in your profile. “We all know what we’re here to do”. Sure but with busy lives and the fact you’re a complete stranger with no face pics…..the chat is suddenly quite important. It’s a huge part of whether we’re likely to want to meet let alone play!! Stop skipping the important bits  (obviously each to their own before we get trolled) xx |
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