I took a right blow to the kidneys wrestling Mrs Misfit. Accidentally, she managed to kick me off her and my side hit the edge of a set in the cinema room. It totally knocked me for six for a good few minutes.

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By *entlemanrogueMan over a year ago

Motherwell

a mate of mine broke his banjo string during sex with his wife.

i had no idea that could happen at the time

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By *isterE ManMan over a year ago

Taunton

Banjo string thrice!!

Fell out of a window!!

Broke a bed!!

Various ruined clothes...

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

An xgf enthusiastically bounced on me and snapped my banjo string. I have never seen so much blood.

I’ve also had teeth marks from a clumsy blowjob and got it caught in a particularly aggressive zip.

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