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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who when how?
Me years ago in tent fucking girl with hr mate lieing next to us. She woke up and went mental!! Ha ha
The girl you were fucking woke up?"
Ha no mate, but that would have been funny as fuck! Well technically rape shit never thought of that! Lo! She was awake and well up for it! No jimmy savilles going in! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who when how?
Me years ago in tent fucking girl with hr mate lieing next to us. She woke up and went mental!! Ha ha"
knock on wood. never happened. almost many times. wow. never thought of it.
whew.
i'm too old now to be climbing out windows especially in my heels and gowns. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a 3some with an ex and her mate. Ex went for breakfast when we were still asleep, we woke up horny, jumped in the shower for a quick morning play. ex came back and hit the fucking roof. lol
split up with the ex and still really good mates with her mate. Shes married with kids and calmed down. unfortunately. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the living room of my g/f's house when her parents let themselves in and walked in on us.
Hilarious. Who spoke first and what did they say lol"
They apologised and went to the kitchen to make coffee from then on they knocked on the door if they came to visit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was fucking a woman in the middle of a field, unbeknown to me quite close to a public footpath. I only noticed when out the corner of me eye i saw movemen, it was two women out walking their dogs but by that time it was too late to do anything. I didn't let on to the woman I was fucking what happened till we were leaving, she went mental. It also taught me to scout out the areas before hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who when how?
Me years ago in tent fucking girl with hr mate lieing next to us. She woke up and went mental!! Ha ha
The girl you were fucking woke up?
Ha no mate, but that would have been funny as fuck! Well technically rape shit never thought of that! Lo! She was awake and well up for it! No jimmy savilles going in! Lol"
Technically not a Jimmy Saville but a Julian assange but hey ho! |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"Who when how?
Me years ago in tent fucking girl with hr mate lieing next to us. She woke up and went mental!! Ha ha" fucking my mates girlfriend with mine laying next to us oops and him asleep the other side in a caravan , i was so bad changed man now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Got caught many years ago fucking my then g-f when mother walked in,as the mother walked me out she told me to come round the next day and fuck her-so I did-she was the first I fucked up the arse and boy did she love it,what a lucky guy I was. |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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"Got caught many years ago fucking my then g-f when mother walked in,as the mother walked me out she told me to come round the next day and fuck her-so I did-she was the first I fucked up the arse and boy did she love it,what a lucky guy I was. " did u then wake up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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was going at it with a girl I was seeing a few years back, doggy style with a dildo up her bum. her bf walked in on us. That made for an interesting few minutes. :/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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he said what do you think you are doing to my girlfriend, I.must admit I felt like saying im shagging her and ramming a dildo up her arse. but alas, I decided to just get dressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got caught many years ago fucking my then g-f when mother walked in,as the mother walked me out she told me to come round the next day and fuck her-so I did-she was the first I fucked up the arse and boy did she love it,what a lucky guy I was. "
Lier lier pants on fire !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was a lot younger I met a guy at a club one night and he took me back to a hotel where he worked. We went to his room in the staff quarters. I was on all fours with him when the hotel manager suddenly burst in and told us both to leave as the guy had been sacked and evicted the previous week. Worst still the manager told me that it was the second time that week that he'd thrown the guy out for shagging in his old room! |
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There is a train station in London that is opened during the night that a friend of mine told me about, took my ex there and was getting a good seeing two when two cleaners walked pasted us.
We ran for it but it is still down as one oft best shag. |
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A few times - when 17, I went around to a girlfriend's house to listen to records and her mum announced she was going to the shops. As soon as she'd gone we undressed and got into bed, and about 15 minutes later her mum came home and threw open the bedroom door, catching us fucking; we hadn't heard her come back. She'd obviously set it up, and went crazy, throwing me out and screaming at her daughter that she was a little tart etc. What made it worse was she thought her girl was a virgin; she hadn't been one for quite a while. A very embarrassing incident!
The last time it happened we were in a hotel having a pre-breakfast fuck when the door suddenly opened and the maid just walked in, obviously thinking we'd gone to breakfast. She said "sorry sorry" and left very quickly. We should have invited her to join in! |
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At uni, travelled to Manchester to meet a fuckbuddy. Booked into the Travelodge and quickly got down to doing her from behind at the end of the bed...
...hotel then checked someone else in and gave them the same room. They opened the door to the view of me going for it as hard as I could.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At uni, travelled to Manchester to meet a fuckbuddy. Booked into the Travelodge and quickly got down to doing her from behind at the end of the bed...
...hotel then checked someone else in and gave them the same room. They opened the door to the view of me going for it as hard as I could.
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That must have been funny lol I was given a room funny enough in Manchester and might even have been travelodge... When I got into the room, saw stuff spread out and obviously someone was already using the room... Went back to the desk complaint and got another room :-/ was t very impressed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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At my mates wedding in a hotel in worsley there were two stunning blondes and a midget ( dont know if thats the PC way of putting it) having drinks.
got talking to the barman and he said they had been filming porn all week. been banned from using gym and pool due to repeatedly getting caught. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It was funny. Scared the crap out of us at the time though. With the swipe cards there was no warning of hearing a key turn, the door just opened and there was someone at the door staring at me. They quickly made their way and we weren't disturbed for the rest of the weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When I was 15 I got picked up at the pub by the local 35 year old slapper. Whilst banging her from behind in walks her 7 year old Son! She didn't even notice him & said "Don't stop, don't stop!" & then noticed him & said Oh poor boy what's up?"
He's a nice bloke & we chat briefly when we see each other, but it's never mentioned!" |
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