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Have you actually measured your cock?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have tried but it doesn't want to stay really hard when I try to measure it. Some sort of psychological game going on. Bout 7.5 inches but I there's more to give |
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over a year ago
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I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it 
That was an awkward convo! |
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"I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!
How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?
What's the average?"
We don’t see the problem with measuring it. It’s using that metric to say hey look at me that there can be issues with. Does size matter? For us it does. |
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo! "
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?"
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there! |
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there! "
Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on |
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"I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!
How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?
What's the average?"
I have its on my page |
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"Never measured it , but from message that we have had from single guys
It seems like the standard place to start measuring from is there arse hole ? "
Ahah inside their arsehole for maximum length |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never measured it , but from message that we have had from single guys
It seems like the standard place to start measuring from is there arse hole ?
Ahah inside their arsehole for maximum length "
Exactly!! |
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo! "
Did your mother say "Oh, you know David* as well, darling"?
* Random name for purpose of this joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!
Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on "
Oh please, please do!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!
Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on
Oh please, please do! "
New thread idea right there  |
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!
Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on
Oh please, please do! "
I will, I have some post it notes knocking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait, you can use a ruler or tape? I thought sky remotes and monster cans were the only accepted units of measurement… learn something new every day
Her x"
Yeah I have always found that weird, Sky control just randomly smelling off dick, or drinking your monster after you have rubbed your cock over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!
Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on
Oh please, please do!
New thread idea right there "
Done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest I've never messuerd it before myself. BUT I also never had yo ask he woman who I funked before was it big enough there screams always answerd that question |
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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago
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"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!
But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it
That was an awkward convo!
So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?
God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there! "
Such a funny story, I love how you actually had to start drawing around it and get to the end of the sheet of paper before you realised that it wasn’t going to fit rather than noticing it wasn’t going to fit as soon as you held the piece of paper next to it haha. I love how you were looking at the dick and could see the size of it but you didn’t realise that it was big enough until you tried to draw around it and noticed it didn’t fit on the piece of paper haha. I love how he he hadn’t measured it and wouldn’t let you measure it (which are 2 normal things to do) but he let you draw around it (which isn’t a normal thing to do) haha. I love that the purpose of the exercise was to establish the size of his dick but you went to the effort of drawing around his ball sack (which I can even picture how you possibly did it) even though the size of his ball sack doesn’t have anything to do with the size of his dick haha. So many funny elements to the story haha. |
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"I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!
How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?
What's the average?"
Lol don’t forget too, side or bottom can a difference. Then there’s men’s inches and then their woman’s/ actual inches ( so for example I guy might say that something is 6 inches when in reality it’s 3 -3.5 inches lol). I kid of course but not really ever paid much attention to averages tbh. Medically speak the vagina depth starts roughly around 3.7 inches and is also able to then stretch, so really anything bigger than that is fine in reality. I guess after that it really just comes down people’s preferences, so what ever size it actually is your all good and in the average or just over bracket I’d guess |
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often carry a tape measure around in my ‘club bag’ as a conversation starter. 
