Evening all
Well tonight the neighbour asked me if I knew about washing machines as she had a leak, I said id pop and have a look if she wanted so in I went and followed her up the stairs, shorts mini dress on couldn't help but try and have a look, I've noticed her look many times at me we speak when we see each other, shes invited me round the garden the other month to check the garden size and she had knickers on the washing line and started to take them off the line infront of me even though there was other clothing on the line! Yes ive also had a cheeky look, she has massive boobs and tonight I couldn't help but look! I really would love to get my cock in-between them! I wonder how I approach her??? |
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She asked you to take a look at her leaky washing machine, and she unpegged her washing from the line. I’m not sure that constitutes a come on in any way.
Maybe ask her for a drink rather than looking up her dress.
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"Did you fix the washing machine? What was wrong with it?
You cant tell us half a story you know."
Yes it was the cold water pipe leaking and wasn't screwed on properly, she has a boyfriend who comes on weekends as he lives abit away, I'm really thinking about dropping a hint or just be dam right cheeky next time |
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"You tried to look under someone's skirt without being invited to do so? "
She invites me in and she didn't even wait for me shut the door was off walking up the stairs, I think she new what she was doing were not children |
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"Did you fix the washing machine? What was wrong with it?
You cant tell us half a story you know.
I'm guessing it was full of a wet load"
Lol yes and I'd love to leave another wet load over those babies |
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"She asked you to take a look at her leaky washing machine, and she unpegged her washing from the line. I’m not sure that constitutes a come on in any way.
Maybe ask her for a drink rather than looking up her dress.
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Lol read it again a few months ago the knickers situation and tonight was her washing machine leaking! She walked up the stairs without hesitation she new what she was doing! |
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"Why is her washing machine upstairs?
It could be a first floor maisonette/flat.
glad someone has brains lol
Wow, how insulting. You’ll go far with your charm offensive and fantasies. Good luck."
Sorry you took offence but It was only a joke hence the LOL |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Jordanhill / Scotstoun |
Neighbour - "Can you have a look at my washing machine?"
OP - Sure
*fiddles under sink, hose bursts soaking the OP*
OP - Oh no, I'm all wet.
Neighbour winks, " You're not the only one"
boomchicka wow-wow,awow-wow... |
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"Neighbour - "Can you have a look at my washing machine?"
OP - Sure
*fiddles under sink, hose bursts soaking the OP*
OP - Oh no, I'm all wet.
Neighbour winks, " You're not the only one"
boomchicka wow-wow,awow-wow..."
Haha now we're talking!! I should of thought that before I tightened the pipe up for her! maybe I tell her I need to check it again and try this little trick |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
My neighbor has always asked me if I'll look at something weather in her home or garden with clothes hanging.... It's normal you're reading too much into it mind you my neighbor offers me a drink and I play with her |
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"My neighbor has always asked me if I'll look at something weather in her home or garden with clothes hanging.... It's normal you're reading too much into it mind you my neighbor offers me a drink and I play with her "
boobs hanging out last night, shorts mini dress up her bum and walks up stairs infont of me, I could be wrong might just be my naughty imagination but I'm quite sure she's up for it |
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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago
leeds |
It's your imagination. Asking you to help with her washing machine, or being embarrassed that her knickers are on the washing line doesn't constitute 'naughtiness'. The woman probably trusts you and you're in danger of betraying that trust. |
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"My neighbor has always asked me if I'll look at something weather in her home or garden with clothes hanging.... It's normal you're reading too much into it mind you my neighbor offers me a drink and I play with her
boobs hanging out last night, shorts mini dress up her bum and walks up stairs infont of me, I could be wrong might just be my naughty imagination but I'm quite sure she's up for it "
You're not sure. Please think about what you're saying |
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