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By *dog59507718 OP   Man  over a year ago

Essex

Likely having a boring day at work so to keep me entertained I’d like to hear your best chat up lines.

Happy to have them DM’d to me.

If you do say done to keep the thread alive.

Bonus points for making me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Likely having a boring day at work so to keep me entertained I’d like to hear your best chat up lines.

Happy to have them DM’d to me.

If you do say done to keep the thread alive.

Done

Bonus points for making me laugh "

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By *spotpleasurerMan  over a year ago

Norwich

'No need to chat, I've sent you a dick pic'

Never fails to work here

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By *nonymous95-2Woman  over a year ago

Northwich

I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

Or

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

Granted, they don't always work but I'll keep trying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

Or

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

Granted, they don't always work but I'll keep trying. "

Haha! Love these

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The names Bond.....

Uni-Bond...

I'm here to fill your crack!!

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By *an JuniperoCouple  over a year ago

North East


"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

Or

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

Granted, they don't always work but I'll keep trying. "

We wrote a song about tortillas once

Well it was more of a rap really…

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By *empted23Couple  over a year ago

countryside

I’m not a guitarist but I’m great at playing with a G string

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By *ezebel100Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham

This has been used on me:

My name's Arsenal, I start on top but always finish second.

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By *nonymous95-2Woman  over a year ago

Northwich


"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on you.

Or

Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out.

Granted, they don't always work but I'll keep trying.

We wrote a song about tortillas once

Well it was more of a rap really…"

I laughed way to loud at that.

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By *lex0147Man  over a year ago

biggleswade

I don’t know why I bothered making my bed this morning. I’m only going to mess it up with you later tonight.

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