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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok this one is for the ladies.. why are you all so anti one line messages.. surely the ice has to be broken somehow.. its not easy to write chapter and verse to someone you have only read a bit about..
What is the hatred for a simple hello type message? |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok this one is for the ladies.. why are you all so anti one line messages.. surely the ice has to be broken somehow.. its not easy to write chapter and verse to someone you have only read a bit about..
What is the hatred for a simple hello type message?"
In my opinion, its not the amount of lines, its the content of that line! I'm sure the ladies will agree that the old classic "wot u up 2" is one of the ones that we don't reply to! Because would you really want the reply "well, I've just done the ironing, about to make the beds then gotta pick the kids up from school"??!! What the hell are we supposed to reply to "what u up 2"??
But, one friendly, well structured introductory line wouldn't go amiss at all!  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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Lol...just to prove my point, in the time it took me to write that last post, I have had 3 one-line messages - one "wot u up 2" and two "what u doing up so early"! Now, am I really expected to reply to them??!! Maybe now you have an insight in to the one-liner hatred! |
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I agree, it's because the one line messages are usually
'How are you?'
'What you up to?'
'Fancy a meet/fuck?'
If it were more along the lines of 'hi, my name is ...., I'm 27 from London, just read your profile and think we have similar interests, here's a pic of me, check out my profile and if I'm what you looking for drop me a line'
I think that's the shortest you can go. But it's not very personal. The best mails I get have a little something tailored to me in them, still not essays but just shows they've read and paid attention lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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You better believe it! I would say well over 90 percent of messages are like that - 4 words at the most - and if we are VERY lucky, all 4 words spelt right too....although that doesn't happen often either! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You better believe it! I would say well over 90 percent of messages are like that - 4 words at the most - and if we are VERY lucky, all 4 words spelt right too....although that doesn't happen often either! Lol"
it relly carnt b that badd |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You better believe it! I would say well over 90 percent of messages are like that - 4 words at the most - and if we are VERY lucky, all 4 words spelt right too....although that doesn't happen often either! Lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok this one is for the ladies.. why are you all so anti one line messages.. surely the ice has to be broken somehow.. its not easy to write chapter and verse to someone you have only read a bit about..
What is the hatred for a simple hello type message?
In my opinion, its not the amount of lines, its the content of that line! I'm sure the ladies will agree that the old classic "wot u up 2" is one of the ones that we don't reply to! Because would you really want the reply "well, I've just done the ironing, about to make the beds then gotta pick the kids up from school"??!! What the hell are we supposed to reply to "what u up 2"??"
I was so tempted to do just that yesterday lol
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"Ha ha love it. I may have to steal your 1-5 list. Do you still get the one liners even with that as your profile opening? x"
Yep, still get them I'm afraid - they either don't read or don't understand! Lol xx |
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"OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol"
I left a tongue in cheek comment on the "dogging in London" thread yesterday.
I got a message: trucker, in layby, fancy it?
That's one of the most eloquent ones I've received...to my hidden profile!  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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I had one yesterday who asked if I fancied a "fuk" or wanted to "suk his cok"....I replied, asking if he had an allergy to the letter "c" or if the "c" key on his keyboard didn't work...but then I realised, silly me, that couldn't be the case, as he had managed "cok"!!! |
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"You better believe it! I would say well over 90 percent of messages are like that - 4 words at the most - and if we are VERY lucky, all 4 words spelt right too....although that doesn't happen often either! Lol
it relly carnt b that badd"
When my profile was visible I've had, title 'x', message 'xx'.
What's the point in that?!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had one yesterday who asked if I fancied a "fuk" or wanted to "suk his cok"....I replied, asking if he had an allergy to the letter "c" or if the "c" key on his keyboard didn't work...but then I realised, silly me, that couldn't be the case, as he had managed "cok"!!! "
hahaha that just made me really laugh out loud! quality |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha love it. I may have to steal your 1-5 list. Do you still get the one liners even with that as your profile opening? x
Yep, still get them I'm afraid - they either don't read or don't understand! Lol xx"
Love the beginning of your profile but how many actually read them and take notice??? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fresh clean linen is the BEST! Would you like to come and do my ironing for me? (naked of course)   "
sure.. i'm a dab hand with the iron, just bette make sure it doesnt steam to much if i'm naked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had one yesterday who asked if I fancied a "fuk" or wanted to "suk his cok"....I replied, asking if he had an allergy to the letter "c" or if the "c" key on his keyboard didn't work...but then I realised, silly me, that couldn't be the case, as he had managed "cok"!!! "
Brilliant!!! I must try that. I usually just ignore and block badly spelt messages. |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"I had one yesterday who asked if I fancied a "fuk" or wanted to "suk his cok"....I replied, asking if he had an allergy to the letter "c" or if the "c" key on his keyboard didn't work...but then I realised, silly me, that couldn't be the case, as he had managed "cok"!!!
Brilliant!!! I must try that. I usually just ignore and block badly spelt messages. "
Must admit, that's what I usually do - I must have been in a naughty mood yesterday! Hehe!  |
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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago
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"OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol
I left a tongue in cheek comment on the "dogging in London" thread yesterday.
I got a message: trucker, in layby, fancy it?
That's one of the most eloquent ones I've received...to my hidden profile! "
Oooohh, lovely - every girls dream - trucker in layby, been driving for 6 hours, sweaty boxers, unwashed armpits, tuna sandwich breath - bet you jumped at his very kind offer and got down there quick smart before the other hoards of women turned up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol
I left a tongue in cheek comment on the "dogging in London" thread yesterday.
I got a message: trucker, in layby, fancy it?
That's one of the most eloquent ones I've received...to my hidden profile!
Oooohh, lovely - every girls dream - trucker in layby, been driving for 6 hours, sweaty boxers, unwashed armpits, tuna sandwich breath - bet you jumped at his very kind offer and got down there quick smart before the other hoards of women turned up "
I've had that message too, maybe the same trucker lol  |
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"OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol
I left a tongue in cheek comment on the "dogging in London" thread yesterday.
I got a message: trucker, in layby, fancy it?
That's one of the most eloquent ones I've received...to my hidden profile!
Oooohh, lovely - every girls dream - trucker in layby, been driving for 6 hours, sweaty boxers, unwashed armpits, tuna sandwich breath - bet you jumped at his very kind offer and got down there quick smart before the other hoards of women turned up "
If I'd posted earlier and read your glowing description of what I'd encounter, I'd have wrapped up warm, strapped a couple of 2x4s to my feet and skied down the hill to this Adonis! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol
I left a tongue in cheek comment on the "dogging in London" thread yesterday.
I got a message: trucker, in layby, fancy it?
That's one of the most eloquent ones I've received...to my hidden profile!
Oooohh, lovely - every girls dream - trucker in layby, been driving for 6 hours, sweaty boxers, unwashed armpits, tuna sandwich breath - bet you jumped at his very kind offer and got down there quick smart before the other hoards of women turned up
If I'd posted earlier and read your glowing description of what I'd encounter, I'd have wrapped up warm, strapped a couple of 2x4s to my feet and skied down the hill to this Adonis! "
You missed out there then. Should have been up earlier |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OK ladies i get that, i just find it hard to believe people send such empty messages, surely an introduction first helps.. maybe i am getting this all wrong.. so... what you up to? lol
I left a tongue in cheek comment on the "dogging in London" thread yesterday.
I got a message: trucker, in layby, fancy it?
That's one of the most eloquent ones I've received...to my hidden profile!
Oooohh, lovely - every girls dream - trucker in layby, been driving for 6 hours, sweaty boxers, unwashed armpits, tuna sandwich breath - bet you jumped at his very kind offer and got down there quick smart before the other hoards of women turned up
If I'd posted earlier and read your glowing description of what I'd encounter, I'd have wrapped up warm, strapped a couple of 2x4s to my feet and skied down the hill to this Adonis! "
i bet he would have been really appreciative of that and spent hours pleasuring you and treating you like a real lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We had one that just said "need to unload" the idiot is blocked x"
This week alone
I'm havin you
Hi
What you up to?
How's your day been?
Sorry pnj I missed your wink! x |
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Not a one liner but I had one that was along the lines of..
'Hi, I deleted the message you sent me by mistake, I'd be really interested in meeting you tho having looked at your profile so would appreciate it if you could resend??'
Sneaky git... I'd never messaged him! Hadn't even viewed his profile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not a one liner but I had one that was along the lines of..
'Hi, I deleted the message you sent me by mistake, I'd be really interested in meeting you tho having looked at your profile so would appreciate it if you could resend??'
Sneaky git... I'd never messaged him! Hadn't even viewed his profile x "
I've had similar and had to look to see if I'd sent him message. I hadn't and wouldn't have lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not a one liner but I had one that was along the lines of..
'Hi, I deleted the message you sent me by mistake, I'd be really interested in meeting you tho having looked at your profile so would appreciate it if you could resend??'
Sneaky git... I'd never messaged him! Hadn't even viewed his profile x
I've had similar and had to look to see if I'd sent him message. I hadn't and wouldn't have lol x"
hmmm i seem to have deleted all the messages you have all sent me before can you send them again please x |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
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In my opinion, its not the amount of lines, its the content of that line! I'm sure the ladies will agree that the old classic "wot u up 2" is one of the ones that we don't reply to! Because would you really want the reply "well, I've just done the ironing, about to make the beds then gotta pick the kids up from school"??!! What the hell are we supposed to reply to "what u up 2"??
But, one friendly, well structured introductory line wouldn't go amiss at all! "
I have to say I actually reply giving the truth and have met some really interesting people from it. Those who can't hold a conversation, don't reply back after a honest response.
I understand why we get so many messages that are short, I receive long and quite thought out ones, but if the attraction is not there I politely decline.
I have a brother who is dyslexic and is terrible in his written work, but is one of the most talkative and friendly people you could ever meet. He just cannot present himself well via text etc.
I send messages to men I find attractive, it must be tough for the single guys on here. |
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