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Profiles that made you put down the sandwich
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.. got that feeling in your stomach, an overwhelming sexual desire and as a dude, an uncontrollable hardon that needed guiding down the trouser leg to be able to continue to sit at my home office desk.
It’s been a while since I have seen such a sexy, filthy, perfect profile… ages, body shape, subject matter of the pictures, clothing, participants… everything.
And the the overwhelming desire to be part of THAT..
Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?
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"We are just going to hang out here for the sandwiches. "
It’s white bread, buttered, corned beef, brown sauce, cut in triangles because I’m classy -
luckily nobody here to judge me demolishing this jar of pickled onions |
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over a year ago
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"Never, maybe one day though 
We must endeavour by tweaking our filters, extending our travel range and spending even more hours on this bloody website…"
Haha, you possibly could be right there, though I don't have the time for travel  |
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"2 or 3... Although if we find a profile like that, we end up being way too shy to contact them!
Em  "
Dammit people! We must overcome this shyness. Hitch up your holdups and take a shot, what’s the worst that could happen?
*Actually there are lots of things  Don’t listen to me. |
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"We find profile's and reality different enormously. We love a good profile perv but always prefer to meet people in person at clubs xx"
Sigh… you’re right, it’s an overweight, wanking troll bedroom dweller with a fake profile  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No profile is worth putting a sandwich down for.
The my
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I put my sandwich down my neck so does that count?
There's a few that I really admire the effort and thought that's gone in to them and definitely if there's also a twang of dry humour. All of those are for admiration only due to location and preferences though |
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over a year ago
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I've come across a few that are definitely well up there, but it depends what sandwich I've got at the time.
Cheese? I'll put it down for the milkman.
Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice |
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over a year ago
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Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice"
Calling BS on that!!! No one could ignore that woman with her legs wrapped around their neck!! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?
Yep. Over a decade ago.
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You messaged and then met your Fox, right?
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Yep.
As soon as we started the couples profile it went downhill quality wise, due to the pictures of me.
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"I've come across a few that are definitely well up there, but it depends what sandwich I've got at the time.
Cheese? I'll put it down for the milkman.
Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice"
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Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice
Calling BS on that!!! No one could ignore that woman with her legs wrapped around their neck!! "
Damn.. busted! Just don't tell her that I said that  |
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Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?
Yep. Over a decade ago.
A
You messaged and then met your Fox, right?
Yep.
As soon as we started the couples profile it went downhill quality wise, due to the pictures of me.
A"
Oh behave! |
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There are many stunning women and couples on here. And ,of course , men, but they aren’t my thing.
I have a long Hotlist of totally out of my league people ,it’s nice to see real people, not airbrushed porn.
Thank you all.
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