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By *yronutMan
over a year ago
St Austell |
Overheard a copper say this to an inebriated girl outside a club once (she was very pretty)
‘Ere darling I know your dad don’t I?? Yeah I nicked him…… girl immediately sober……
Yeah, he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes….. |
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"The names Bond
James..?
No Uni I'm here to fill your crack
That really made me laugh."
If it did good but sense may not.
Best I used on spur of moment out one night 3 colleagues single aussie woman ended up in our group joining in..other 2 were giving it best shots at her but noticed I was getting glances as I was the quite one...after a while thought had enough of this stepped forward and said apologies I don't think introductions have been made ...these two are earth WIND and I'm fire (with a wink)...she took me home..
Another time walked into a busy irish hotel large lounge bar..as I made my way towards bar a blonde was heading my way towards toilets ..about 10 yards apart we both locked eyes on each other and as we passed I just came out with Where's your man..she replied havnt got one Where's your woman hasn't got one I replied you heading to the toilets I'll seevyou when you come out |
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