What’s your funniest experience in this wonderful world of swinging? Ours was during a night at a club, we decided to have a go in the glory holes by ourselves. Mr (straighter than a straight thing) went in the cubicle and I went around the back, which was pitch black and started sucking his cock. I only did it for a short while then stopped and walked back around to the front only to find him still with his cock in the hole enjoying himself!! He hadn’t noticed I’d moved and I hadn’t noticed there was a fella lurking in the corner in the dark. I spoke up behind him and said “it isn’t me”. I’ll never forget the look of horror on his face and have never seen him move so fast :D |
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over a year ago
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Lots of other threads about meeting someone you know but I once bumped into a former colleague at Chams.
It was the first time I'd seen her since I'd had to sack her. That was awkward
(PS I always add that she is the only person I've ever sacked, honest. Always late, often never showed up. I'm a nice guy really.) |
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By *lashyMan
over a year ago
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First time my wife and I went to a swinging club (we didn’t even know about Fab!).
I nagged my wife to go after I’d googled ‘swinging clubs’ and found one not too far away. My wife, although a serial flirt and sexually adventurous was reluctant to say the least. I persuaded her that it would be a laugh at the very least, we didn’t have to do anything and no reason to go back if we didn’t enjoy it.
So, eventually she agreed and we went along one Friday night. I was nervous, my wife was indifferent, viewing it as ‘driving a long way just to have a drink’!
When we got there payed the fee to join up etc. we were shown around. I was shocked at some of the sights, naked women casually wandering around and I freaked out when taken into the very well equipped dungeon. As I was rapidly going off the idea my wife was increasingly getting ‘into it’, laughing and flirting with the guy showing us around, expressing interest in trying out the dungeon etc.
Once we got back to the bar area and were left to our own devices I suggested to my wife that we should call it a night ‘nothing to see here etc.’ sort of thing. She was having none of it. So over the course of the next few hours she proceeded to fuck two guys, have a go in the dungeon in her lingerie with a crowd watching, all with me hiding in the background as a timid observer and eventually we were practically thrown out as we were the last to leave at 2am.
Talk about role reversal. |
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"First time my wife and I went to a swinging club (we didn’t even know about Fab!).
I nagged my wife to go after I’d googled ‘swinging clubs’ and found one not too far away. My wife, although a serial flirt and sexually adventurous was reluctant to say the least. I persuaded her that it would be a laugh at the very least, we didn’t have to do anything and no reason to go back if we didn’t enjoy it.
So, eventually she agreed and we went along one Friday night. I was nervous, my wife was indifferent, viewing it as ‘driving a long way just to have a drink’!
When we got there payed the fee to join up etc. we were shown around. I was shocked at some of the sights, naked women casually wandering around and I freaked out when taken into the very well equipped dungeon. As I was rapidly going off the idea my wife was increasingly getting ‘into it’, laughing and flirting with the guy showing us around, expressing interest in trying out the dungeon etc.
Once we got back to the bar area and were left to our own devices I suggested to my wife that we should call it a night ‘nothing to see here etc.’ sort of thing. She was having none of it. So over the course of the next few hours she proceeded to fuck two guys, have a go in the dungeon in her lingerie with a crowd watching, all with me hiding in the background as a timid observer and eventually we were practically thrown out as we were the last to leave at 2am.
Talk about role reversal."
^^^ That’s brilliant, pretty similar to our first experience at Chams  |
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"First time my wife and I went to a swinging club (we didn’t even know about Fab!).
I nagged my wife to go after I’d googled ‘swinging clubs’ and found one not too far away. My wife, although a serial flirt and sexually adventurous was reluctant to say the least. I persuaded her that it would be a laugh at the very least, we didn’t have to do anything and no reason to go back if we didn’t enjoy it.
So, eventually she agreed and we went along one Friday night. I was nervous, my wife was indifferent, viewing it as ‘driving a long way just to have a drink’!
When we got there payed the fee to join up etc. we were shown around. I was shocked at some of the sights, naked women casually wandering around and I freaked out when taken into the very well equipped dungeon. As I was rapidly going off the idea my wife was increasingly getting ‘into it’, laughing and flirting with the guy showing us around, expressing interest in trying out the dungeon etc.
Once we got back to the bar area and were left to our own devices I suggested to my wife that we should call it a night ‘nothing to see here etc.’ sort of thing. She was having none of it. So over the course of the next few hours she proceeded to fuck two guys, have a go in the dungeon in her lingerie with a crowd watching, all with me hiding in the background as a timid observer and eventually we were practically thrown out as we were the last to leave at 2am.
Talk about role reversal.
^^^ That’s brilliant, pretty similar to our first experience at Chams "
And us. I unleashed a demon   |
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A night meet with a guy in his van, we drove to find somewhere we could play. Found a track with a small building further back in the distance with 2 little lights on that gave us enough light to just about see each other.
We got out,he opened the back doors of the van, I took my clothes off & lay down, we started to fuck, after a while I wanted to go on top. I looked up & thought that the lights at the building had maybe moved, or not. We carried on, me facing the building, bouncing away & being really loud too.
Then the lights turned off, 1 then the other & what we thought were 2 small spotlights were actually torches being held by 2 security guards standing about 40 yards away & had seen my whole performance  |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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I got handcuffed to a bed for the woman to lose the keys. It's alright they are fake you just press a button and they pop off. No there wasn't and no they didn't. So I'm lay there on a waterbed with a silver bracelet while this woman scurries around trying to find anything that could open them. No keys were found but pliers, screwdrivers and eventually a nail file managed to not sever an artery. I calmed myself looking at boobs (he says). |
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We were at a gangbang party run by Jenny and Mick of Funtimeswingers (sadly no longer). Very little was happening as it was early, when the doorbell rang. The woman at the door called out for her husband who sheepishly left. It turned out that he had left his computer switched on and she had found out where he was. He never returned - I wonder why!! |
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Went to Vanilla Alternative with my partner. It was a really quiet night and we headed to the jacuzzi room. We had finished having sex when Diane said she was getting in the jacuzzi. I'm just lying there when I hear a little scream and a big splash. She lost her footing and fell in. Luckily nobody else was there to see it.
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Once whilst we were at Mick and Jenny's (Funtimeswingers) I noticed that the guy fucking my wife had a bit of toilet paper stuck between the cheeks of his arse. The dilemma was what to do. What would you have done? |
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Ohhh lordy lord. So many.
The most awkward hotel breakfast the morning after the night before was when we arranged a meet with another couple. Full swap, their first time. He was struggling to get hard (nervous newbie bless him) so he ran out our room into their room with his cockring on while my husband was balls deep in his mrs.
9am breakfast dining, our table was right next to them. A quick "hi" then sat eating a full English in silence. All dying a slow painful death hoping each other would hurry and leave
Mrs C xx |
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"Ohhh lordy lord. So many.
The most awkward hotel breakfast the morning after the night before was when we arranged a meet with another couple. Full swap, their first time. He was struggling to get hard (nervous newbie bless him) so he ran out our room into their room with his cockring on while my husband was balls deep in his mrs.
9am breakfast dining, our table was right next to them. A quick "hi" then sat eating a full English in silence. All dying a slow painful death hoping each other would hurry and leave
Mrs C xx "
Brilliant |
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