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Where do you hide your sex toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Where do you hide your sex toys and have anyone else found them accidentally?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't hide most of mine as anyone who has been here will tell you. I keep a lot of them in a glass fronted cabinet.

The sex swing hooks in the sitting room are impossible to hide x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't hide most of mine as anyone who has been here will tell you. I keep a lot of them in a glass fronted cabinet.

The sex swing hooks in the sitting room are impossible to hide x"

We have managed to hide 2 hard points with fire alarm covers, if anyone asks we say one is a fire alarm and the other a carbon monoxide alarm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the ottoman next to my bed Px.

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston

The bottom of my wardrobe eve though i live alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard"

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By *ixey and CopperCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

We have 3 boxes on our wardrobe...

A(nal)

B(ondage)

C(litoris)

All our toys are organised this way in 3 fabric boxes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When the teenager is home they are in the ottoman and under the bed, when he’s away we have some of our favourites out at arms length on a peg board over our bed

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By *iasubTV/TS  over a year ago

Ilkeston


"We have 3 boxes on our wardrobe...

A(nal)

B(ondage)

C(litoris)

All our toys are organised this way in 3 fabric boxes

"

That is such a good idea! Rather than just shoved in a box

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By *winging_couple300Couple  over a year ago

Doncaster

Bottom of the wardrobe under lots of shoes

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By *illie69Woman  over a year ago

leeds/wakefield

I live alone so I don't need to hide them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't hide most of mine as anyone who has been here will tell you. I keep a lot of them in a glass fronted cabinet.

The sex swing hooks in the sitting room are impossible to hide x

We have managed to hide 2 hard points with fire alarm covers, if anyone asks we say one is a fire alarm and the other a carbon monoxide alarm "

My swing is a 6 point swinging, I think having 6 alarms wouldn't work. X

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By *mthatoneMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

a case full of rubber gear, gas masks and harnesses. Found by my Mum.

I just shrugged... if she knew she knew if she didn't... she did now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’ve got a little trunk in the cupboard but we are terrible for leaving toys all round the bedroom

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By *mthatoneMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

just want to make it clear the case was not 'by' my Mum. Nor was she dead, killed by a case.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a plastic box on the top shelf of the wardrobe. They were under the bed prior to that but much cleaner keeping them boxed and out of the way.

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By *izzibeth9Couple  over a year ago

Loughborough

We've got about five storage boxes under the bed, but there's no more space left now.

The floggers hang up in the wardrobe though

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By *TnTxCouple  over a year ago

North West

In a large suitcase ready to roll

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By *torm in a G cupWoman  over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I have a lockable bedside table which I have all my toys in.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple  over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

We don’t any more, realises there’s a sex toy in every room of the house the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We have 3 boxes on our wardrobe...

A(nal)

B(ondage)

C(litoris)

All our toys are organised this way in 3 fabric boxes

"

Sounds a bit anal. Sorry couldn’t resist lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bottom bedroom draw for now

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By *leased to meet youTV/TS  over a year ago

Southend-on-Sea

I hide them under ya dads bed

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By *eAndMaryJaneCouple  over a year ago

North East


"In a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard" "

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By *ittyDaggerWoman  over a year ago

Near Taunton

I don’t.. they’re everywhere!!

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By *ittyDaggerWoman  over a year ago

Near Taunton


"We don’t any more, realises there’s a sex toy in every room of the house the other day! "

The joys of no children!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a trunk in the corner of the room, but I keep a couple handy in my bedside drawer. Gem

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By *wiggy2112Woman  over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

Under the pillow … however I must remember to move them every time the cleaner changes my bed haha oooops

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By *opinovMan  over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Up my arse.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple  over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Hide them? Is that what we are meant to do..

There has been a 10” horse cock stuck to the shower wall for about 4 weeks now.. friends don’t say anything anymore!

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By *enrythe8thMan  over a year ago

worthing

What a women...

Hide them!!!

There out constantly

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By *ussraneCouple  over a year ago

Romford

We keep Ranes toys in cupboard next to bed, a couple of years ago while we was away in the caravan our girls called us to say they’d come home that night and we’d been burgled, we rushed home to find Police, girls & neighbours in our house and the entire toy collection on the bedroom floor where they had emptied our drawers etc

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Large weekend bag and leather case on top shelf of wardrobe.

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By *reen as JadeCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire

In a shoe box in the bottom of my cupboard x

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By *ndyPandyLoopyLouCouple  over a year ago

Cornwall


"I don't hide most of mine as anyone who has been here will tell you. I keep a lot of them in a glass fronted cabinet.

The sex swing hooks in the sitting room are impossible to hide x"

Love that!!!

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By *ndyPandyLoopyLouCouple  over a year ago

Cornwall


"I don't hide most of mine as anyone who has been here will tell you. I keep a lot of them in a glass fronted cabinet.

The sex swing hooks in the sitting room are impossible to hide x

We have managed to hide 2 hard points with fire alarm covers, if anyone asks we say one is a fire alarm and the other a carbon monoxide alarm

My swing is a 6 point swinging, I think having 6 alarms wouldn't work. X

"

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By *SuperbMan  over a year ago

now in Germany

Butt plugs in my top draw of the bedside table which is handy.

Years ago my landlady used to keep her doxy on the floor by her bed. She caught me looking at it and her high heel collection. Quite rightly told me off then embarrassed me by using it on her there and then making me watch. That was a lesson learned.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ours are in a box under the bed, don't have to be so careful now the kids have left home

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

The drawer under the bed & a bag that we take when we are going away.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In vintage suitcases that my son doesn't know how to open

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By *akingHayCouple  over a year ago

Mayfield

A bag in Hays car

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By *oinerbillMan  over a year ago

warrington

Dont forget where you hide them !!

Few years back while fitting windows we had to move a bed to fit the bedroom window

The 2 boxes under the bed contained loads of sex toys - some made my eyes water tbh

We didnt mention it but the poor lady was embarrassed as hell afterwards

Was too much of a gent to make any joke or say anything

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