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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This should bring out some real funnies
Today we got (from a "couple"
"My wife won't visit someone else's home but I would love to come and see you both"
We have heard worse but this should set the ball rolling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This should bring out some real funnies
Today we got (from a "couple"
"My wife won't visit someone else's home but I would love to come and see you both"
We have heard worse but this should set the ball rolling"
Over the years we have heard them all x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This should bring out some real funnies
Today we got (from a "couple"
"My wife won't visit someone else's home but I would love to come and see you both"
We have heard worse but this should set the ball rolling
Over the years we have heard them all x"
tell us tell us it's just between us and you honest, trust me I am a salesman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had 1 couple tell me that their partner was doing overtime at the last mine. but the worst one was a woman messaged me half hour brfore and told me she wouldnt be coming as she got a better offer  |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"This should bring out some real funnies
Today we got (from a "couple"
"My wife won't visit someone else's home but I would love to come and see you both"
We have heard worse but this should set the ball rolling"
Ask if they accomodate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This should bring out some real funnies
Today we got (from a "couple"
"My wife won't visit someone else's home but I would love to come and see you both"
We have heard worse but this should set the ball rolling
Over the years we have heard them all x
tell us tell us it's just between us and you honest, trust me I am a salesman"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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had one kinda like that, was talking to one couple, many years ago and he said his wife was a little shy with new people so what he wanted to do was come and play with us alone first and if we was ok he'd bring the wife next time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"have u given it a thought - that some people cant afford to move out of the family home in this financial fallout we are having at the moment "
errrr oh I get it, no hang on, no I don't .... who mentioned moving house ? we were asking about excuses used not to meet or why only the male can meet at the moment ?
... and to the "can they accommodate" question, profile says they can't and during the msn conversation he did say to me that his wife wanted to know how big my cock was, 2 minutes later he asked us to cam when I said will you both be on cam as well he told me his wife was out at the moment visiting her sister ? I was just kinda keeping the post short ... aint that a rarity for me and now look I failed again |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"have u given it a thought - that some people cant afford to move out of the family home in this financial fallout we are having at the moment
errrr oh I get it, no hang on, no I don't .... who mentioned moving house ? we were asking about excuses used not to meet or why only the male can meet at the moment ?
... and to the "can they accommodate" question, profile says they can't and during the msn conversation he did say to me that his wife wanted to know how big my cock was, 2 minutes later he asked us to cam when I said will you both be on cam as well he told me his wife was out at the moment visiting her sister ? I was just kinda keeping the post short ... aint that a rarity for me and now look I failed again "
I'll save everyone the hassle:
1) single guy (no news there)
2) he REALLY wanted to meet you "both" |
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i once posted a thread on 100 reasons why a single man cant accommodate.it was removed by the admin.some reasons were my intercom isnt working .roadworks outside so no parking.have a flatmate.i could go on and on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"have u given it a thought - that some people cant afford to move out of the family home in this financial fallout we are having at the moment "
Man in say... 30's let alone 40's.. Recession = say... Oooo 3 years now even at worst... Basic maths, says theres not much of a 'moment' about it pmsl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have u given it a thought - that some people cant afford to move out of the family home in this financial fallout we are having at the moment "
some people yeah, but 90% of the single guys on one site? humm think mummy may really be wifey lol |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"We haven't had any pathetic excuses - haven't been let down yet feel a bit left out now!!!
Fancy a meet? I'm 150 miles away but I can be there in 2 hours....
ok - see you soon xx"
Consider yourself let down :p
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We haven't had any pathetic excuses - haven't been let down yet feel a bit left out now!!!
Fancy a meet? I'm 150 miles away but I can be there in 2 hours....
ok - see you soon xx
Consider yourself let down :p
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"have u given it a thought - that some people cant afford to move out of the family home in this financial fallout we are having at the moment "
"Oooooo Timothy"
Was Ronnie Corbett a role model?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"had 1 couple tell me that their partner was doing overtime at the last mine. but the worst one was a woman messaged me half hour brfore and told me she wouldnt be coming as she got a better offer "
least she was honest she couldve
lyed 2 u..so wat wouldve been better?? |
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
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Fancy a meet? I'm 150 miles away but I can be there in 2 hours...."
 We have friends in Wesbury outside of Bath. Last time we drove down to see them it took over 4 hours. We are as far North as Bolton, so that time needs rethinking!
As to pathetic excuses we have had the lot! Best advice we'll give is, when you meet genuine people, develop the friendship and meet them more than once. Then look around to see if you can find others to play with. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Fancy a meet? I'm 150 miles away but I can be there in 2 hours....
We have friends in Wesbury outside of Bath. Last time we drove down to see them it took over 4 hours. We are as far North as Bolton, so that time needs rethinking!
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I was being deliberately unrealistic. (Although I did once do a similar journey in a similar time - back when the M6 was a private road  ) |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
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Fancy a meet? I'm 150 miles away but I can be there in 2 hours....
We have friends in Wesbury outside of Bath. Last time we drove down to see them it took over 4 hours. We are as far North as Bolton, so that time needs rethinking!
As to pathetic excuses we have had the lot! Best advice we'll give is, when you meet genuine people, develop the friendship and meet them more than once. Then look around to see if you can find others to play with."
How about "Sorry, you've chosen to meet others so won't be meeting you again" (I didn't realise I was now exclusive property) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we av had 2 really psthetic excuses
1 we have only got £10 left till pay day so if we come over can you give us the petrol money
2 1/2 hour befor they were due at ours, sorry we forgot our son was in hospital lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not sure if this counts as a pathetic excuse or just damn right cheeky lol
But
I was meeting a guy a few weeks back was going to his house, i dont drive so i got the train to where he lives, arranged for him to pick me up outside the station at 7.45 as that was just after the train got in, so gets train, goes to said meeting places and waited, about 7.50 i got a text of him that said
Sorry but theres been a change of plan, im meeting somebody else now so im not coming to fetch you, im free wednesday tho if you want to rearrange |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"not sure if this counts as a pathetic excuse or just damn right cheeky lol
But
I was meeting a guy a few weeks back was going to his house, i dont drive so i got the train to where he lives, arranged for him to pick me up outside the station at 7.45 as that was just after the train got in, so gets train, goes to said meeting places and waited, about 7.50 i got a text of him that said
Sorry but theres been a change of plan, im meeting somebody else now so im not coming to fetch you, im free wednesday tho if you want to rearrange"
Yup - its pathetic and insulting, had the same off a lady in Cheltenham.
We had chatted for hours and she watched me pack for the night on cam. Got the 12:00 to Cheltenham, sent text when on train, sent text when at Gloucester (10 mins away) then phoned when pulled in at 2:45 - phone rang, no answer, left voicemail and as started waiting at station entrance.
Waited 15 mins and started to get cold so went into pub across the road, ranger again to tell her where I was. Left several voicemails and texts (was worried if i left, she'd turn up after I left) - eventially gave up and left pub to catch the 7.45pm (last train) back to London.
Later got a text from her at 10:10pm "Sorry, something came up and I couldn't phone you". When i quizzed her about it "Not even a text?" she replied "Listen - this is swinging, I'm not married to you so I owe you nothing - I haven't killed anyone so back off."
I wonder if a guy would have got away behaving like that. Sadly she's on a site that does not use verifications as they feel its a breach on privacy, so she till today continues to tell people she's genuine and not a timewaster. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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How about "Sorry, you've chosen to meet others so won't be meeting you again" (I didn't realise I was now exclusive property)"
Have seen a couple of profiles that say "not too many verifications please".
Gives new meaning to the phrase "cherry picking" |
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