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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

At what age do women become one, i've seen a few profiles from twenty somethings proclaiming themselves to be one

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

when they become mothers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If a woman has a child and you want to fuck them that's your answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"when they become mothers"

not when they become mother-in-laws

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And a GILF is when they become grandmothers has someone recently called me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

from about 40 for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So im a DILF then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At what age do women become one, i've seen a few profiles from twenty somethings proclaiming themselves to be one "

At what age do you become a mother?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"when they become mothers

not when they become mother-in-laws "

no its an acronym for "mother I'd like to fuck"

and also the reason my daughter had a huge row with two of her male friends in a bar when the term was mentioned and they said I was one lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent

It has no bearing on age I don't think, just what it stands for 'mum I'd like to fuck' so any age as long as they have kids x

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By *igTeeMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"And a GILF is when they become grandmothers has someone recently called me "

Well yes then you are a GILF

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"when they become mothers

not when they become mother-in-laws

no its an acronym for "mother I'd like to fuck"

and also the reason my daughter had a huge row with two of her male friends in a bar when the term was mentioned and they said I was one lol "

you and wiki have educated me on this lol

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By *igTeeMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"It has no bearing on age I don't think, just what it stands for 'mum I'd like to fuck' so any age as long as they have kids x "

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"when they become mothers

not when they become mother-in-laws

no its an acronym for "mother I'd like to fuck"

and also the reason my daughter had a huge row with two of her male friends in a bar when the term was mentioned and they said I was one lol

you and wiki have educated me on this lol"

Happy to be of service

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It has no bearing on age I don't think, just what it stands for 'mum I'd like to fuck' so any age as long as they have kids x "

Heeellloooo MILF!!

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

Boldon

my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol"

or they wanted the child tax credits lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

no it defo has a bearing on age. its usually the mature mother of the girl

not every female thats had a kid

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol

or they wanted the child tax credits lol "

?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"It has no bearing on age I don't think, just what it stands for 'mum I'd like to fuck' so any age as long as they have kids x

Heeellloooo MILF!! "

Heeellloooo DAVE!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol

or they wanted the child tax credits lol "

Eh??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In simplest terms its just a basic catch all expression for a sexually attractive mature woman, I doubt that in most peoples views actually having children is a requirement.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"In simplest terms its just a basic catch all expression for a sexually attractive mature woman, I doubt that in most peoples views actually having children is a requirement."

So it's a WILF then lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

quote from wiki

MILF, an acronym for "Mother/Mom/Mum I'd Like to Fuck", is a common colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar when spelled out. It denotes a sexually attractive female, usually several years older than the person using the term.[1]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As everybody has said once a female becomes a mum. You couldn't be a milf if you had no kids

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By *antstoplaynowMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"And a GILF is when they become grandmothers has someone recently called me "

Well I couldn't agree more with them

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By *nvictusMan  over a year ago

Beeston

I prefer the term Yummy-Mummy to be honest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"As everybody has said once a female becomes a mum. You couldn't be a milf if you had no kids"
yeah I thought that part was quite important too! Lol x

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By *ourbonKissMan  over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester


"when they become mothers"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends how old the guy is so in your case its probably about 75

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"when they become mothers"

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By *obbieCMan  over a year ago

Bridgwater

I thought GILF was a girlfriend i'd like to fuck..........

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By *unter_hoodMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm I a "FILF" then

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple  over a year ago

Hinckley


"I'm I a "FILF" then "

I'm a GILF and so's my wife !

Well, we're both grandparents, anyway !

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By *unter_hoodMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm I a "FILF" then

I'm a GILF and so's my wife !

Well, we're both grandparents, anyway !"

Two GILFS and A FILF.......sounds kinky

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By *atinaBabeCouple  over a year ago

casa caliente


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol

or they wanted the child tax credits lol "

hahahaha think thats disgusting so many young girls in the uk having babys thought this just happened in 3 world countries lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did it really need explaining?

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By *allen MadonnaWoman  over a year ago

In my own little world

Right, so I'm not a MILF, certainly not a GILF, so not sure what I am.

I know I get lots of requests from guys young enough to be my son. Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have teen sons and one of their friends called me one the other month.

I suppose at the age your kids friends start to think so.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Did it really need explaining?

"

yes! We can't all know everything and the easiset way to find out is ask

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I thought GILF was a girlfriend i'd like to fuck.........."

No that's just a girlfiend lol

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By *antstoplaynowMan  over a year ago

uxbridge


"Right, so I'm not a MILF, certainly not a GILF, so not sure what I am.

I know I get lots of requests from guys young enough to be my son. Oops!"

I know what you are ....... Very very SEXY !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol"

. Classic northerns...up the duff at such a young age. Bet she got a free council house and loads of benefits! Good to see my hard earned tax at work

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple  over a year ago

Hinckley

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple  over a year ago

Hinckley


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol. Classic northerns...up the duff at such a young age. Bet she got a free council house and loads of benefits! Good to see my hard earned tax at work"

Mrs JFL had her first child when she was 17, the second when she was 20...trained as a chef, then took a Chemistry degree once the kids were at school, now works as an Analytical Chemist. Never had a council house, never had any benefits, other than Child Benefit...don't really see your point (unless you're the editor of the Daily Mail).

Oh, and we were grandparents a few years before we were 40, two of our kids are teachers, the other's doing a Psychology degree, so still not exactly fitting your social stereotype !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You know what they say...if you can't do it, teach...oh, and child benefit...telling me that's not coming from my tax?

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple  over a year ago

Hinckley


"You know what they say...if you can't do it, teach...oh, and child benefit...telling me that's not coming from my tax?"

You're a charming piece of work...and we probably stopped getting Child Benefit before your balls dropped, so your taxes certainly didn't pay for it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol. Classic northerns...up the duff at such a young age. Bet she got a free council house and loads of benefits! Good to see my hard earned tax at work

Mrs JFL had her first child when she was 17, the second when she was 20...trained as a chef, then took a Chemistry degree once the kids were at school, now works as an Analytical Chemist. Never had a council house, never had any benefits, other than Child Benefit...don't really see your point (unless you're the editor of the Daily Mail).

Oh, and we were grandparents a few years before we were 40, two of our kids are teachers, the other's doing a Psychology degree, so still not exactly fitting your social stereotype !"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol. Classic northerns...up the duff at such a young age. Bet she got a free council house and loads of benefits! Good to see my hard earned tax at work

Mrs JFL had her first child when she was 17, the second when she was 20...trained as a chef, then took a Chemistry degree once the kids were at school, now works as an Analytical Chemist. Never had a council house, never had any benefits, other than Child Benefit...don't really see your point (unless you're the editor of the Daily Mail).

Oh, and we were grandparents a few years before we were 40, two of our kids are teachers, the other's doing a Psychology degree, so still not exactly fitting your social stereotype !"

hmm dunno - hard-working, well-qualified, self-sufficient... yep sounds like typical northerners to me!

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple  over a year ago

Hinckley


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol. Classic northerns...up the duff at such a young age. Bet she got a free council house and loads of benefits! Good to see my hard earned tax at work

Mrs JFL had her first child when she was 17, the second when she was 20...trained as a chef, then took a Chemistry degree once the kids were at school, now works as an Analytical Chemist. Never had a council house, never had any benefits, other than Child Benefit...don't really see your point (unless you're the editor of the Daily Mail).

Oh, and we were grandparents a few years before we were 40, two of our kids are teachers, the other's doing a Psychology degree, so still not exactly fitting your social stereotype !

hmm dunno - hard-working, well-qualified, self-sufficient... yep sounds like typical northerners to me!"

Does Leicester class as North to anyone other than Londoners ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my niece was a milf at 17 - making her mother a gilf at 33!

they must be as they had more kids after that so someone must have wanted to fook them lol. Classic northerns...up the duff at such a young age. Bet she got a free council house and loads of benefits! Good to see my hard earned tax at work

Mrs JFL had her first child when she was 17, the second when she was 20...trained as a chef, then took a Chemistry degree once the kids were at school, now works as an Analytical Chemist. Never had a council house, never had any benefits, other than Child Benefit...don't really see your point (unless you're the editor of the Daily Mail).

Oh, and we were grandparents a few years before we were 40, two of our kids are teachers, the other's doing a Psychology degree, so still not exactly fitting your social stereotype !

hmm dunno - hard-working, well-qualified, self-sufficient... yep sounds like typical northerners to me!

Does Leicester class as North to anyone other than Londoners ? "

Not to me - I'm from Manchester originally so now consider myself as living in the south

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By *rish coupleCouple  over a year ago

waterford

Off the the MILF week in hedo 2 jamiacia 1st week in feb!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when they become mothers"

....and are deemed fuckable by someone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"when they become mothers

....and are deemed fuckable by someone. "

Thats about it looking at what the letters stand for.

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By *unter_hoodMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

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