Your profile needs work.
Remove all uses of the word slut.
Think of something real to say about yourself and what you're looking for. Ideally a few well thought out sentences.
I'd avoid being too sexualised in your descriptions.
Aside from wanting sluts we know nothing about you... No woman will be interested in that.
There are two pics on your profile and they're both blurry close ups of your cock... it could be the nicest cock in the world but a blurry close will never look good.
Think more about showcasing yourself. Nice clothes, a suit. Think about good lighting, capturing yourself from the best angles.
Exercise some humour and imagination.
Make it clear that some thought and effort has been made.
You've got to be giving this your best shot.
And most importantly best of luck to you, it's not easy on here.
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"Your profile needs work.
Remove all uses of the word slut.
Think of something real to say about yourself and what you're looking for. Ideally a few well thought out sentences.
I'd avoid being too sexualised in your descriptions.
Aside from wanting sluts we know nothing about you... No woman will be interested in that.
There are two pics on your profile and they're both blurry close ups of your cock... it could be the nicest cock in the world but a blurry close will never look good.
Think more about showcasing yourself. Nice clothes, a suit. Think about good lighting, capturing yourself from the best angles.
Exercise some humour and imagination.
Make it clear that some thought and effort has been made.
You've got to be giving this your best shot.
And most importantly best of luck to you, it's not easy on here.
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"Your profile needs work.
Remove all uses of the word slut.
Think of something real to say about yourself and what you're looking for. Ideally a few well thought out sentences.
I'd avoid being too sexualised in your descriptions.
Aside from wanting sluts we know nothing about you... No woman will be interested in that.
There are two pics on your profile and they're both blurry close ups of your cock... it could be the nicest cock in the world but a blurry close will never look good.
Think more about showcasing yourself. Nice clothes, a suit. Think about good lighting, capturing yourself from the best angles.
Exercise some humour and imagination.
Make it clear that some thought and effort has been made.
You've got to be giving this your best shot.
And most importantly best of luck to you, it's not easy on here.
You have the patience of a saint "
Maybe I do |
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"Your profile needs work.
Remove all uses of the word slut.
Think of something real to say about yourself and what you're looking for. Ideally a few well thought out sentences.
I'd avoid being too sexualised in your descriptions.
Aside from wanting sluts we know nothing about you... No woman will be interested in that.
There are two pics on your profile and they're both blurry close ups of your cock... it could be the nicest cock in the world but a blurry close will never look good.
Think more about showcasing yourself. Nice clothes, a suit. Think about good lighting, capturing yourself from the best angles.
Exercise some humour and imagination.
Make it clear that some thought and effort has been made.
You've got to be giving this your best shot.
And most importantly best of luck to you, it's not easy on here.
You have the patience of a saint
Maybe I do "
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Send a message say you will smash their back doors in and you have a transit van to accommodate make sure you send cock pics sat on the toilet if no reply within 30 seconds then send abusive messages telling them what they have missed out on
No need to thank me I am just glad I could help |
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"Send a message say you will smash their back doors in and you have a transit van to accommodate make sure you send cock pics sat on the toilet if no reply within 30 seconds then send abusive messages telling them what they have missed out on
No need to thank me I am just glad I could help "
Phwoarrrr. Your poetry has got me all juiced up
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"Send a message say you will smash their back doors in and you have a transit van to accommodate make sure you send cock pics sat on the toilet if no reply within 30 seconds then send abusive messages telling them what they have missed out on
No need to thank me I am just glad I could help
Phwoarrrr. Your poetry has got me all juiced up
FaF? "
I have that effect with my seductive words looks like I better empty my Inbox again i couldn't possibly reply to them all |
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By *ayna20Couple
over a year ago
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"How do you get a meet on fab help a member out ??????"
Improve your profile
More pics
More blurb
Not being able to accommodate often puts people off as there are so many fantasists on here with wives at home that the assumption is often that not being willing to accommodate is a red flag
Good start using the forums
Biggest piece of advice though
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"Your profile needs work.
Remove all uses of the word slut.
Think of something real to say about yourself and what you're looking for. Ideally a few well thought out sentences.
I'd avoid being too sexualised in your descriptions.
Aside from wanting sluts we know nothing about you... No woman will be interested in that.
There are two pics on your profile and they're both blurry close ups of your cock... it could be the nicest cock in the world but a blurry close will never look good.
Think more about showcasing yourself. Nice clothes, a suit. Think about good lighting, capturing yourself from the best angles.
Exercise some humour and imagination.
Make it clear that some thought and effort has been made.
You've got to be giving this your best shot.
And most importantly best of luck to you, it's not easy on here.
You have the patience of a saint
Maybe I do "
I see the bio edit suggestions have been put to good use  I reckon he’s good to go now |
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"Your profile needs work.
Remove all uses of the word slut.
Think of something real to say about yourself and what you're looking for. Ideally a few well thought out sentences.
I'd avoid being too sexualised in your descriptions.
Aside from wanting sluts we know nothing about you... No woman will be interested in that.
There are two pics on your profile and they're both blurry close ups of your cock... it could be the nicest cock in the world but a blurry close will never look good.
Think more about showcasing yourself. Nice clothes, a suit. Think about good lighting, capturing yourself from the best angles.
Exercise some humour and imagination.
Make it clear that some thought and effort has been made.
You've got to be giving this your best shot.
And most importantly best of luck to you, it's not easy on here.
You have the patience of a saint
Maybe I do
I see the bio edit suggestions have been put to good use I reckon he’s good to go now "
I suspect as someone has already suggested that this is some kind of performance art or parody. |
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I'll be honest. Since I deleted half my profile which I'd spent ages perfecting, descriptive but concise, I've had more chat, more replies. Less is more I'd say. Don't give the ladies too many reasons to just think no .. leave plenty for them to ask and find out about .. most women on here are looking for perfection, so if you are describing yourself honestly and in too much detail (because very few of us are perfect) then they will just scroll on .. if you leave plenty to find out and just describe the really good bits perhaps they might stop and want to find out more .. |
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"How do you get a meet on fab help a member out ??????
You don’t , on POF u get more action this site is all chat or not even that  "
I met from here last night  maybe it was just my imagination |
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"Its a womans world mate, simple!"
Woman have a choice on here as there is so many men, but seriously do men think a woman is gonna drop their knickers just because a guys stuck two blurry cock pics up and say hes looking for a meet then post he cant get meets on a forum |
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"How do you get a meet on fab help a member out ??????"
Only two pictures, both of your cock, neither picture is very appealing.
Cannot accommodate
Interest list looks like you have ticked everything.
OP is longer than your profile text. |
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Thanks everyone for the tips on how to meet had a wonderful night and morning pleasuring a gorgeous milf I meet fit I have never been fucked like that before and iam 42 you no who you are ???????? also any milfs on here won’t me to take them places they have never been dm me for pics yous won’t be disappointed like last nights one gave her a licking she will never forget DM me lady’s I travel |
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"How do you get a meet on fab help a member out ??????"
We are here nearly 2 years. Managed to get only 2 meets.
One was a disaster the other was a blast.
Say what u want, what you need and be honest. |
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