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over a year ago
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"Is it gay to suck your own cock? Do guys really do this? I'm obviously not well hung enough to get even close?
Would women find that a turn on"
wouldnt do anything for me i dont think - like to watch guys wank but like to get my own lips round a cock tvm |
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"Is it gay to suck your own cock?"
That depends on whether you also consider it gay to give yourself a hand-job.
And to quote the late Bill Hicks
"I asked that question once ["Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blowjobs?"] and a woman yelled "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said "Yeah. Almost broke my back." It's that one vertebra, I swear to god it's that close. I think that's the next thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory, and a fervent prayer! And now all the guys are going, "Honey, I have no idea what he's talking about," ...but guys, you know what I'm talking about. I can speak for any guy here tonight: guys, if you could blow yourselves? Ladies, you'd be here alone right now...watching an empty stage. .." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I (Martin) used to do martial arts as a teenager and was flexible enough to suck my own cock. Was quite nice actually but I do prefer someone else doing it  |
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over a year ago
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"in answer to your question of is it gay - nope - it would be classed as masturbation surely  "
Think we've just identified the rarest thing in sex - Oral Masturbation.
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