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If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this  |
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"If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this "
with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything.  |
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"If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this
with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything. "
Haha that's a good way lol. Do you see it in there face to think gosh that smelly lol ? |
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"No need to be smelly, some people just don't grasp what soap and water are for  x"
I no ye. Before I go to a meet i always make sure I'm smelling really nice I bath/shower every day and always put on aftershave to smell even more better |
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over a year ago
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"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.
If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time.
God haha awkward moment I guess lol "
not really, I'm a brash kind of guy lol |
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"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.
If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time."
Sounds like this is a regular thing for you lol!! |
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"they usually go red and make an excuse to go the toilet.
If not then I make an excuse and its sharp exit time.
Sounds like this is a regular thing for you lol!!"
:p not regular, just been swinging a long time. |
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"noticied that europeans hv 1 shower/day lol i hv 3 lol x"
You must be getting down to lot of naughty fun to be showering 3 times a day. I shower every day with out fail. Some times even 2. Can wake up in morning shower then work when I'm on days. Then home from work shower again. Back on nights now tho be back on days at weekends |
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If I met a girl with a smelly pussy - I would spit on it and then stick my cock in there and then make them deep throat me whilst holding their nose! Then I would still go down and eat it coz I'm a filthy fucker!! Lol x |
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"If I met a girl with a smelly pussy - I would spit on it and then stick my cock in there and then make them deep throat me whilst holding their nose! Then I would still go down and eat it coz I'm a filthy fucker!! Lol x "
Lol that's all I'm gonna say to that haha |
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over a year ago
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Truly disgusting - if someone can't even be arsed to clean their genitals and body prior to a meet I wouldn't hold out much hope for the effort they would put into being any good in the sack! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i must have been relly lucky, i have never played with anyone who smells
The only time ive ever come close is in open rooms in clubs but thats easy to avoid, if someone gets on the bed who smells just get off
I have never had a private meet with someone who smells |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's totally mingling. Cleanliness is way up there in importance. Almost abuse to want someone to play with yer cheesy John Thomas.
Reckon I could tongue a whiffs fanny tho, just out of politeness... |
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"That's totally mingling. Cleanliness is way up there in importance. Almost abuse to want someone to play with yer cheesy John Thomas.
Reckon I could tongue a whiffs fanny tho, just out of politeness..."
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Damm right it would be rude not to! Lol |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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had this once at a meet, it was gonna be a party that nite, so we wer a group, me and one other decided we would have a little play in the day. we fucked and licked and sucked etc, v nice but where we were staying the shower facilities were obv not working for her, because that evening, after a nite of drinking and dancing we all got down to it, and all i can say is there seemed to be a bit of fermenting going on!! as wen i went down on her i needed to come back up very fking quickly, crunchy and smelly springs to mind oooooooooo not good!! taxi!!  |
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"If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this
with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything. "
This just cracked me up. That's grim lol  |
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I've never met anyone smelly. Sometimes if guys have a long drive or come straight from work I make a shower very enticing 
However...at least a bad smell is something you can avoid...doesn't matter how much people shower, they can't clean themselves of sti's.... |
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I (Chris) had a lucky escape on a meet,after the ladys husband had give her the best 5 minutes of her life it was my turn.. im a firm believer in the finger and smell method.. im glad i did as when i had taking out my fingers from her pussy they were covered in HIS cum,lets just say i have never ran so fast to a toilet in my life to be sick  |
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"If you go to a meet and notice a smelly cock/pussy do you tell them ? Or what would you do. Just a topic that's all I never come across this and I no mine does not smell lol just thought I would see what other people have to say on this
with a smelly pussy I wipe it with my finger then wipe it on their upper lip. This usually lets them know the score without the need for me to day anything. "
This cracked me up so much, hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol, everybody seems to think that, there's gonna be a spout of women with fishy lips running around very soon at this rate.
my mission here is complete
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"lol, everybody seems to think that, there's gonna be a spout of women with fishy lips running around very soon at this rate.
my mission here is complete
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Waaahhhaaaa I'm wetting myself reading these posts ! Lucky that only time I've ever noticed any sort of smell is just right before my period but its not a dirty smell it's just a very strong metallic smell and only if I'm due a hoacher of a period for me that's a sure fire sign to get the hot water bottle and painkillers on standby or if me and other half (when i had one) had an all night session after a while you start to think fuck going there so in pretty sure he's thinking the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went down on a woman and found with my tongue toilet tissue in her pussy lost my hard on straight away made my excuses and left. The second time this happened was with my ex it killed sex between us for a long time |
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"I went down on a woman and found with my tongue toilet tissue in her pussy lost my hard on straight away made my excuses and left. The second time this happened was with my ex it killed sex between us for a long time "
how unfortunate are you, I feel for you mate. make me think I need to do deep cavity excavation with associated permits ands hi-vis jacket prior to dipping my tongue into any women in the future.
I'm emotionally and physically scared for the foreseeable future.  |
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"Ive never had a smelly pussy or cock luckily id be horrified "
whats yours scense of smell like though?
to be fair I heard in average women have a 30% better sense of small than a man.
you think with this they would know before we do if they have a stinky minky. |
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My sense of smell is excellent lol
And yes you would think people would know this,and just out of manners even if ive showered in the morning i will shower again just before  |
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"My sense of smell is excellent lol
And yes you would think people would know this,and just out of manners even if ive showered in the morning i will shower again just before "
my kinda lady |
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"My sense of smell is excellent lol
And yes you would think people would know this,and just out of manners even if ive showered in the morning i will shower again just before
my kinda lady "
Nice to be clean...and most women taste them self at some point during sex they should notice |
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"Ive never had a smelly pussy or cock luckily id be horrified
whats yours scense of smell like though?
to be fair I heard in average women have a 30% better sense of small than a man.
you think with this they would know before we do if they have a stinky minky."
Stinky minky!! Pmsl |
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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago
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Golly makes the mind boggle, anyone worth their salt would be so paranoid about cleanliness on a meet that they would have practically scrubbed in away!
Some people are odd! Mr Whippy has the right idea LOL
Either make a hasty exit, or advise them that they might like to make use if the facilities.
I find an untidy undercarriage equally as off putting. Messy unkempt pubes and as my fb described it .... She had a vag that looked like a pair of red football socks in the bath. Oh no, oh dear. Blarf! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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maybe a scratch and sniff option might be a good tool on peoples profiles?
would save any embarassment and disappointment upon meeting.
may have to request on the sure feedback section |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have been unlucky with smelly minge. I have actually thrown up all over a girl's pussy when I was about to get my face in between her legs, it may of been the bottle of whiskey I drank mixed with a whiff of fish batter that did it, either way her night was ruined, haha. At least that made her wash hahahah |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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Some wash, but still don't wash *there* properly.
I reckon some get immune to their own pong and don't notice it. Others probably reckon it takes a long while for a pong to develop - obviously they've never been near a fish market at the end of the day 
Fishy smell bad, stilton smell worse
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By (user no longer on site)
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Eew, there's nothing worse than finding someone is a bit whiffy!
I once met a man for some outdoor fun, put my hand down his trousers and had a little play, then realised the stench that had transferred onto my hand, yuck! Safe to say that didn't go any further!
I also had the toilet tissue on a pussy thing a couple of times, went down on them and discovered half a roll of Andrex there! But hey, it happens, and atleast it shows they've wiped!
It's for this reason that I always carry babywipes with me though, nice and clean without the risk of bobbles!
Bath before meet, excuse myself to the bathroom to 'freshen up', and have wipes on hand incase they're needed. How hard can it be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vomit probably. Lol. "
Lol you can usually tell by how people dress ! If they are scruffy and smell of bo then it's highly likely they stink in them parts lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You can always rely on the Brits to find amusement in something repulsive. Hehe...
I had a girlfriend some years ago who kicked up an awful whiff while we were fucking doggy. She had no idea and I carried on because I didn't want to embarrass her. When she realised she gave me the biggest hug and said thank you. Turned out she'd picked up a bladder infection.
Slightly different meeting strangers for sex though. They'd be shown the door every time. Who knows how dirty they are if they can't be arsed to shower before hand... |
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