Well I was with my ex girlfriend. And was playing on Xbox live. And she was teasing away at me. So I said to her put the headset on but don't mute it and let me bend you over and bang away lol, and she said ok. So I passed her the headset and started to do this. And as we was doing it she started to laff as a random player was asking if she's ok and what the hell is she doing, and as she was telling me this made me laff 2 then all of a sudden I lost my hard on haha gutted. Was good fun tho. And i think about this moment and it's makes me smile still to this day lol  |
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hmmmm....
I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..
You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.
aaaahh.. memories!  |
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"hmmmm....
I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..
You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.
aaaahh.. memories! "
...Just carry on banging on that broken bed  |
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"hmmmm....
I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..
You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.
aaaahh.. memories! "
Haha never had a broken bed before lol and I probably no that would be very funny also lol haha |
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I had sex with someone who made a noise like the head teacher off Forrest Gump. The one his mum has sex with to keep him in school. I had to bite my lip very hard to not start laughing and saying your momma loves you very much Forrest |
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"You lost your hard on.... Mate how can you lose a hard on shagging someone
oh the joys and benefits of being young  "
It come back after I stopped laffing. I'm just being truth full about it. I did lose it cause I just could not stop laffing and that was the reason. But once I calmed down. It sooon went wooooooo again |
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"I had sex with someone who made a noise like the head teacher off Forrest Gump. The one his mum has sex with to keep him in school. I had to bite my lip very hard to not start laughing and saying your momma loves you very much Forrest "
Lmao haha  |
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There is the other option of course, which happened when I was 19 / 20.
I (Mr A) and my ex were camping, and enjoying all the fun we could whilst in a tent. Shortly after midnight, and whilst we were enjoying doggy style, she happened to lean forward to far, and steadied herself on one of the tent poles.
At which point, the tent promptly collapsed on us, spoiling the moment instantly!
Then we just walked up to the car, finished off over the bonnet, and slept in the back. |
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"hmmmm....
I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..
You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.
aaaahh.. memories! "
Broken two beds to date....dunno if I'm too fat or too horny  |
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"hmmmm....
I think it has to be the classic one. When deep in the throws of passion, and your nearing hte point of the mystical mutual orgasm, and you know it's going to the best finish to a sex session there has ever been..
You break the bed, and fall off in a heap laughing.
aaaahh.. memories!
Broken two beds to date....dunno if I'm too fat or too horny "
Wonna come help me break my bed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's see...
Needed to change to another condom once and all I had was a bright green one left. Light-saber central.
Another time went to someone's house and they have a dodgy bed so while they were on top one of the lats broke. I thought I was gonna hit the floor. |
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