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Things seldom seen on a single guy's profile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate. 
Don't you mean can accomodate ?"
No....look at the title of the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate.
Don't you mean can accomodate ?
No....look at the title of the thread."
Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate.
Don't you mean can accomodate ?
No....look at the title of the thread.
Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see "
That's what I thought but I will observe closely now, once I get through this pile of messages from single fems  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate.
Don't you mean can accomodate ?
No....look at the title of the thread.
Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see
That's what I thought but I will observe closely now, once I get through this pile of messages from single fems "
I was seeing it from a genuine single guys point of _iew rather than an attached guy playing away!.....i'm so naive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dishonest, untrustworthy, and will boast about it to everyone!!
Won't leave a veri even if I meet you, in case my other half finds out I have an account here....
Clean, as long as you don't mean seeing them in the gum clinic once a week.
Safe sex only, meaning I pull out....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told me best joke to my dog once. And he ran away.
Hotels must at least be 5 star and I'm only willing to travel 100 metres.
Won't meet girls who like anal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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to be honest..I dont think there is anything u wouldnt see on a guys profile here or other sites lol
come shit on my face it gets me off
kick my balls really hard
sell me panties clean or festering
im a virgin
Im pathetic
Im weak
degrade my puny cock
...so it just goes to show we are more varied than women in our sexual gratification needs..as men...not just single men |
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Mind blowing orgasm in no way guaranteed.
I really give a shit about the male half of a couple.
My hobby is collecting toe nail clippings.
I sometimes have an anal leakage problem during meets but it doesn't put me off.
My cock is shaped like a roll on deodorant.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"A decent face pic! 
Oi! 
'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on  "
It says seldom seen, not never seen!
Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A decent face pic!
Oi!
'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on
It says seldom seen, not never seen!
Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince! "
I can vouch that I got alive, just
And he is a good figment  |
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"A decent face pic!
Oi!
'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on
It says seldom seen, not never seen!
Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince!
I can vouch that I got alive, just
And he is a good figment "
Vouch for what? That I don't have a decent face pic?! 
Bloody kleptomaniac... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A decent face pic!
Oi!
'I'm an axe murderer' ... oh hang on
It says seldom seen, not never seen!
Anyway, I am still not sure you're not a figment of Funky's imagination. Only a meet will convince!
I can vouch that I got alive, just
And he is a good figment
Vouch for what? That I don't have a decent face pic?!
Bloody kleptomaniac... "
No! That you are not a figment and didn't murder me  |
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate.
Don't you mean can accomodate ?
No....look at the title of the thread.
Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see "
I agree with that, athough I am one of the few that CAN accomodate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol :D
I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination
Gosh I cant keep up
(Morning viccie x )
It's a chicken and egg thing. "
Morning funky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know you women are so stupid and dont read profiles I dont know why I bother! No women under 85 years old. please respect my age range or I will delete you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol :D
I though it was funky that was a figment of _nvictus's imagination
Gosh I cant keep up
(Morning viccie x )
It's a chicken and egg thing.
Morning funky
Cooey! "
I like chicken and I like egg  not usually together though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know you women are so stupid and dont read profiles I dont know why I bother! No women under 85 years old. please respect my age range or I will delete you. "
Sorry I didnt read it, I just skipped to perving your pics Can I be the exception to your age range? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The word single
....eh? "
Well it might be a single males profile but they don't always say that they are, and coupled with cannot accommodate, it can often mean that they are not single |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know you women are so stupid and dont read profiles I dont know why I bother! No women under 85 years old. please respect my age range or I will delete you.
Sorry I didnt read it, I just skipped to perving your pics Can I be the exception to your age range? Lol "
being that my ticker is on its way out the answer is yes lets do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dishonest, untrustworthy, and will boast about it to everyone!!
Won't leave a veri even if I meet you, in case my other half finds out I have an account here....
Clean, as long as you don't mean seeing them in the gum clinic once a week.
Safe sex only, meaning I pull out......."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies, if I don't reply, it shows I'm not interested. Please get the hint...
Not bi or gay, but my identical twin brother is Bi, and will play happily.
May cry out name of Ex girlfriend/ current girlfriend / wife / family pet at moment of orgasm.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate.
Don't you mean can accomodate ?
No....look at the title of the thread.
Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see "
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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago
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"Wow, 400 messages in my inbox. Slow down girls! Sorry if I don't reply!
Cannot accommodate.
Don't you mean can accomodate ?
No....look at the title of the thread.
Has seen many many single guys profiles that say Cannot accommodate its the can accommodate you seldom see "
Genuinely single guys CAN accommodate (unless they still live with their parents!)
Guys who are PRETENDING to be single CANNOT accommodate (not without the wife becoming irate)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fat, lazy, spotty arsed, munter.
Would like a woman to skivvy after me and suck my cock on demand (especially when count down is on)
Must have knowledge of how to use a chip pan and how to make sandwiches.
No ugly fat birds who piss, whinge and moan a lot, especially about taking it up the wrong un.
Don't hang about too long cos I've got loads of birds lining up ready for a shag. |
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