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Are my bollocks abnormal

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have recently found that if I haven’t had a wank for a minimum of 2 days, my bollocks will not fit into a standard tea mug…they fit comfortably in the oversized sports direct mug though…is this a normal size for a middle aged adult?

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Are mine

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman over a year ago

Markfield

"I have recently found that if I haven’t had a wank for a minimum of 2 days, my bollocks will not fit into a standard tea mug…they fit comfortably in the oversized sports direct mug though…is this a normal size for a middle aged adult?

Is there a hot beverage in the mug?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there a hot beverage in the mug?"

Lol was thinking the same

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

Upload a photo. I knew a guy whose bollocks wouldn’t fit in a pint glass. Was the size of a grapefruit

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By *tevebipiMan over a year ago

staines

I knew a guy who had one ball the size of a melon and the other one was massive

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

Cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*texts play partner to see if his bollox fit in mug*

I have nothing to add. However,there may be more of a problem if you need a wheelbarrow.

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Is it normal for a middle aged adult to be sticking his bollocks into a tea mug?.....no

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By *lymanMan over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

I knew a guy with one ball

Called Brian

I don't know what he called the other one

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By *lymanMan over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Is a mug the standard for bollocks ???

I knew sky remote was recognised and accepted for cock measurements

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I knew a guy with one ball

Called Brian

I don't know what he called the other one

Bill cos I have the other one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you seen a Caterer about that?

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By *eniandMikeCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh

This guy has tea bagging all wrong!!!

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By *eirdscienceMan over a year ago

Postwick

Is a tea mug a well know form of measurement.

Centimetres, Millimetres oh and tea mug

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By *haron StonerTV/TS over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Funny... go see a urologist to make sure you haven't a problem when you finish joking.

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By *illingdon_ladMan over a year ago

Bicester

Why may I ask would you try and put them in a coffee mug? I do hope you wasn't in the shop at the time.

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

I wonder what makes you think you're "bollocks" are abnormal. Most guys have two....have you got three?

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

Thanks. I've just smashed three of my best coffee mugs whilst trying that out myself.

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By *etWetWet453Couple over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

The older you get the bigger your bollocks get. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for your cock.

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

In certain weather conditions I tuck my bollocks into my socks.. never tried to put them in a tea cup that was positioned on the floor… can’t wait for warmer weather to experiment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have to measure our bollocks now ffs?.

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