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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We have all been in those situations, bursting for a wee but for some reason you can't get to the loo, where is the strangest place you have gone? Mine has been in the drivers seat of the works van into a bottle as being stuck in traffic and no where to stop  |
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"We have all been in those situations, bursting for a wee but for some reason you can't get to the loo, where is the strangest place you have gone? Mine has been in the drivers seat of the works van into a bottle as being stuck in traffic and no where to stop "
we was driving down alligator ally in florida. I was dieing for a pee and dare not stop so the wife emptied a mouthwash container out the car window , and i peed in that, A little spillage but it served the perpose lol !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On my compost heap as urine is an activator and has lots of nitrogen in 
Oh and by the chicken hut to keep away foxes.
Actually I pee anywhere on the land it feels so naughty!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On my compost heap as urine is an activator and has lots of nitrogen in
Oh and by the chicken hut to keep away foxes.
Actually I pee anywhere on the land it feels so naughty!! "
Good tip. My compost heap doesn't seem to be doing much so I may try that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once did a wee in my bike leathers one real cold day.
I was bursting and was trying to find some where to pull over and hit a bump in the road which started a nice warm feeling but that never lasted for long lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love peeing outdoors - anywhere!
I'm a regular hill and forest-walker and I always drink lots of water before setting out, knowing that at some point I'll be desperate to go....
Sometimes it's nice to just pee and mark the spot - at other times it's the thrill of having to find somewhere to go where there is a risk of being seen (it's happened more than once!)
I'd love to find a friend to share my little interest with!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was steward on a coach of West Ham fans heading home from an away match. We had decided to club togeter and give the driver a bonus if he got us back to a local watering hole for a drink before last orders and decided we would have no piss breaks. It was great fun watching guys (and even a cpl of gals) pissing down the trap door in the asile onto the M1 lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had a wee in a corn field.. Something bit me on my bum which made me scream, my mum came running thinking something was seriously wrong and clouted me for scaring her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was at school I went on an exchange trip to Germany to stay with my penpal. I needed a pee in the middle of the night but someone was in the bathroom so I pee'd in an empty 7-Up bottle and hid it at the back of his drawers til I could dispose of it in the morning - needless to say I totally forgot to take it out again and flew home a few days later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stuck in a traffic on M60 for two hours not moving so Ive pulled on to the hard shoulder and went there and then
In Manchester city centre on one of the little squares of deensgate if guys can so could I haha |
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we frequently walk for miles in the forest so outdoor peeing is something I do a lot of, it's amazing how many quite open places you can go without being seen. Sometimes I really wish I hadn't worn tight skinny jeans and boots though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Glad too find another forest walker, naked walking is a personally favourite of mine and tend too try pee outside much as I can, get in touch if you wish....
"I love peeing outdoors - anywhere!
I'm a regular hill and forest-walker and I always drink lots of water before setting out, knowing that at some point I'll be desperate to go....
Sometimes it's nice to just pee and mark the spot - at other times it's the thrill of having to find somewhere to go where there is a risk of being seen (it's happened more than once!)
I'd love to find a friend to share my little interest with!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sometimes wish I could be caught by a lady peeing, just a strange fantasy lol don't know what a lady would think I'd they caught a guy peeing, probably just laugh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes wish I could be caught by a lady peeing, just a strange fantasy lol don't know what a lady would think I'd they caught a guy peeing, probably just laugh lol"
depends on the situation, if it was in every day life and a guy was just cought short and needed a pee and did it in a public place and i walked by and saw him id just carry on walking as if he wasnt there, however if it was under different circumstances and i knew he wanted to be seen by me thats another matter  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My brother-in-law pissed the bed one night, he was so shit-faced.
My sister wasn't best pleased.
She woke up to hear him in full flow "
was that your familys xmas day dinner story? lol |
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"On my compost heap as urine is an activator and has lots of nitrogen in
Oh and by the chicken hut to keep away foxes.
Actually I pee anywhere on the land it feels so naughty!! "
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You're welcome to come and 'activate' my garden! |
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"My brother-in-law pissed the bed one night, he was so shit-faced.
My sister wasn't best pleased.
She woke up to hear him in full flow "
Happened before they got married. She was so appalled and disgusted with him, she couldn't help telling me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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underneath a very sexy lady ,though it was not me peeing but her.
the feel of her warm pee flowing onto my chest,,not quite right and strange..but christ she fucked my brains out after..it really turned her on |
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Once on a train platform when I was extremely d*unk. There were no toilets in the station, I had already tapped through the gates with my oyster card and the train was delayed about 3 times totalling 30mins. - God only knows if I was caught on CCTV.
And another time (again, d*unk) walking down a pathway with a male friend. The ground was covered in snow at the time and I was spotted by a man passing by. He just smiled, bless him. I used my scarf to clean up and then threw it away.
- Amy. x |
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i used to work in pennys(primark) on the fitting rooms and on three separate occasions found wee in cubicles once in a plastic bag,once in a basket and on da floor n i worked der less dan a year,what is up with people as if it not bad enough workin der without that crap goin on!
its besides da point but someone had a shit in der too one day! like cmon |
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"i used to work in pennys(primark) on the fitting rooms and on three separate occasions found wee in cubicles once in a plastic bag,once in a basket and on da floor n i worked der less dan a year,what is up with people as if it not bad enough workin der without that crap goin on!
its besides da point but someone had a shit in der too one day! like cmon"
A friend of mine works in Debenhams and she's had that too!
People shitting in the changing cubicles and once when she was waiting for the lift with a pallett, the doors opened and there was a customer, squatting in the middle of the lift mid-shit. She was lost for words. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have all been in those situations, bursting for a wee but for some reason you can't get to the loo, where is the strangest place you have gone? Mine has been in the drivers seat of the works van into a bottle as being stuck in traffic and no where to stop "
I had to do it on the windscreen of my taxi becouse it was frozen and I had no de-icer' |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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Whilst delivering for hotpoint in the soap drawer of an old washing macine I was collecting lol when the pikie who had been following us around got covered in piss trying to nick it off our van .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst delivering for hotpoint in the soap drawer of an old washing macine I was collecting lol when the pikie who had been following us around got covered in piss trying to nick it off our van .
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Hahaha serves the robbing gits right lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was recently reading the paper and the highways agency are reporting lots of bottles being found at the side of the motorway filled with urine. They are saying that the bottles could well have been thrown out of the windows of moving cars on the motorways. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a milk bottle on a milk float when I had a job whilst at school. And then we emptied the bottle down the drain and then we popped the bottle back in the crate to be washed at the dairy and refilled with milk!!! Happy days  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Weeing on Tesco shop floor..OK, haven't done it but have always wondered what would happen if I did. Would I be banned from Tesco?! Lol"
I was once regaled with a story from a woman who had dripped her boyfriends cum out of her onto the floor in a Tesco Express.
Apparently, after a 'long session' they decided they needed snacks, so she went to the local Tesco for supplies, having just pulled on overclothes and nothing else. Then, during a walk down one of the isles there was a sudden 'internal movement of volume' so the lady in question squatted and proverbially 'relaxed and let go'.
Every time in in Tesco and I hear 'In-Store Cleaner to the biscuit isle' I shudder. |
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