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A guy trying several times to do something despite being told 'no' repeatedly - thankfully he stopped.
And a guy with very smelly genitals at the end of an evening in a club - not sure if it was him or transfer from an earlier playmate, but I swiftly backed off!   |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
One guy who was so tiny that even hard I could get the entire thing in my mouth and it didn't even touch the back of my throat. Then he lost his hard on and it never came back. He did a runner. I did feel kind of sorry for him, as even average condoms were a bit loose on him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Met wiv a guy that had a serious erectile distinction problem bless him tried all sorts n he just couldn't get hard I was his first ever meet as a new swingers so I assumed he was just extremely nervous so met him again still no better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when we wife and me were swinging togther got chatting to a really nice guy told us he was seperated from his wife finally went to his house for a threesome he was all over my wife tits out hands up her skirt next thing the front door goes and in walks his wife with her suitcase she was a traveling sales person and she was ment to be away for three days we made our appologise to her and left with red faces .... another time we wet a couple and neither one had cleaned their finger nails we left i mean come on two of the worst times but mosty good meets |
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"Two fingering a women from behind and she started to gush, then she shit on my hand, oh noooooooooo.  "
OMG that is the grossest thing I ever heard...... I have the most horrible vision in my head now that wont go away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to a club in the South-West and mid-way through the evening, there was a girl on the massage table who was extremely d*unk, being sick and not responding to 3 guys trying to bring her round. One guy wrapped in a towel was walking by and didn't see the sick on the floor.....Nope, he didn't slip in it but did step in it :s (I know this isn't as bad as the previous comments, but I don't get the opportunity to regularly meet). |
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Locking ourselves out of our car at a dogging site......
found the keys after 6 hours of looking and around two seconds after phoning Stu at Tease2 to come and pick us up ( Come on, WHO would YOU call)... and if you know Stu...it is not forgotton!
We laugh at it now, but at the time it was not funny!! |
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By *oublouWoman
over a year ago
co durham |
Met a man off here at his, made me noodles, told me how his pregnant girlfriend had died in a road accident. Told him safesex only & was bugging me all the time to not use em. Then he asked why on earth I was on here & was I a slag etc. To be honest since then I've not met anyone off here just chatted & started a relationship over a year ago. It kinda put me off for life I think. He wanted me to rim him which I don't do, things just went worse & worse & felt scared about trying to leave. I'm only glad I didn't meet at mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a man off here at his, made me noodles, told me how his pregnant girlfriend had died in a road accident. Told him safesex only & was bugging me all the time to not use em. Then he asked why on earth I was on here & was I a slag etc. To be honest since then I've not met anyone off here just chatted & started a relationship over a year ago. It kinda put me off for life I think. He wanted me to rim him which I don't do, things just went worse & worse & felt scared about trying to leave. I'm only glad I didn't meet at mine"
This is why we always have a social meet somewhere public before any play takes place! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a man off here at his, made me noodles, told me how his pregnant girlfriend had died in a road accident. Told him safesex only & was bugging me all the time to not use em. Then he asked why on earth I was on here & was I a slag etc. To be honest since then I've not met anyone off here just chatted & started a relationship over a year ago. It kinda put me off for life I think. He wanted me to rim him which I don't do, things just went worse & worse & felt scared about trying to leave. I'm only glad I didn't meet at mine"
I fucking hate noodles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not from here but a guy i met from another site some time ago.
Made this really weird noise during sex that really put me off and made me feel weird.
Had a meet with a couple and she jumped out of bed n flipped out because i touched his cock.
But i think the strangest request was the guy from one couple wanting to put plum tomatoes up my ass |
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By *oublouWoman
over a year ago
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"Met a man off here at his, made me noodles, told me how his pregnant girlfriend had died in a road accident. Told him safesex only & was bugging me all the time to not use em. Then he asked why on earth I was on here & was I a slag etc. To be honest since then I've not met anyone off here just chatted & started a relationship over a year ago. It kinda put me off for life I think. He wanted me to rim him which I don't do, things just went worse & worse & felt scared about trying to leave. I'm only glad I didn't meet at mine
I fucking hate noodles."
I wasn't expecting noodles it was just supposed to be a meet & chat with dinner oh well you sharp learn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a man off here at his, made me noodles, told me how his pregnant girlfriend had died in a road accident. Told him safesex only & was bugging me all the time to not use em. Then he asked why on earth I was on here & was I a slag etc. To be honest since then I've not met anyone off here just chatted & started a relationship over a year ago. It kinda put me off for life I think. He wanted me to rim him which I don't do, things just went worse & worse & felt scared about trying to leave. I'm only glad I didn't meet at mine
This is why we always have a social meet somewhere public before any play takes place! "
When I was swinging as a single guy, it was really surprising how many women didn't want to meet for a drink etc somewhere neutral, but wanted to come straight to my place. Clearly not being seen by anyone who knows them or, worse, their OH was more important than their own personal safety... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not from here but a guy i met from another site some time ago.
Made this really weird noise during sex that really put me off and made me feel weird.
Had a meet with a couple and she jumped out of bed n flipped out because i touched his cock.
But i think the strangest request was the guy from one couple wanting to put plum tomatoes up my ass "
Thought everyone took a tin of plum tomatoes to a meet...????? Maybe I could be wrong... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"being tied to a chair.
having alcohol forced down my throat and then bring told now your fucked. "
really that sounds very strange ? was it some mad Dom ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not from here but a guy i met from another site some time ago.
Made this really weird noise during sex that really put me off and made me feel weird.
Had a meet with a couple and she jumped out of bed n flipped out because i touched his cock.
But i think the strangest request was the guy from one couple wanting to put plum tomatoes up my ass
Thought everyone took a tin of plum tomatoes to a meet...????? Maybe I could be wrong...
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Not of the tinned variety but i have an image of the mess that would make  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One guy who was so tiny that even hard I could get the entire thing in my mouth and it didn't even touch the back of my throat. Then he lost his hard on and it never came back. He did a runner. I did feel kind of sorry for him, as even average condoms were a bit loose on him!"
Think I met him through a glory hole at a club recently! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not from here but a guy i met from another site some time ago.
Made this really weird noise during sex that really put me off and made me feel weird.
Had a meet with a couple and she jumped out of bed n flipped out because i touched his cock.
But i think the strangest request was the guy from one couple wanting to put plum tomatoes up my ass
Thought everyone took a tin of plum tomatoes to a meet...????? Maybe I could be wrong...
Not of the tinned variety but i have an image of the mess that would make "
Fresh plum toms?? Now he was a real gent...
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I was swinging with my best mate on his birthday in the park and I fell off and banged my head. This was the old days when parks were concrete and not all rubber mats like now, so it bloody well hurt.
Anyway, we went back to his house for birthday lunch and I went dizzy and puked all over the food and carpet.
Put me of swings for quite a while I can tell you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my worst experience was quite recent. My OH and I agreed to meet a couple whilst they were holidaying near us. we met in a localish pub and got on well and laid down the rules so back to our place for some frolicks. just as things were heating up the male took me by the hand and led me, almost forcefully, up stairs telling our partners to stay downstairs. Unbelievably we did as we were told (which was quite unsual for me). we went through the motions but neither my OH or myself were turned on and we both agreed that we felt like we had betrayed each other as we had no choice but to have a 1-1 in sepeate rooms. I love to have group sex, we both do, it is amazing but as for 1-1 well my OH meets all my needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend finally met a woman he had been after for months. They got down to it in the 69 position with her on top and in the moonlight through the window to his horror he saw 2 small worms crawl back inside her arse. She had just returned from central America and he thinks she had tapeworm eeeeew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The female half of a couple freaking out and throwing a full in bitch fit cos he made me cum whilst doing oral on me, and he had never succeeded with her |
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Too many to mention really but heres a few
Blokes that cannot keep a hardon with a condom on(what that all about)
bloke too d*unk to get it up
Woman that had not seen water for a week(phew she fookin stank)
blokes will not play with own partner in a group situation
Guys that cannot come (seriously the woman said sometimes it takes her a week to make him come)
Women that could not go through with it, doing it just to please their partners.
These where all in the early days, we are alot more choosey now and if a guy cannot keep a hardon he can go home and wank.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, it's not quite a worse experience but as happend I communicated with a couple just the other day to arrange a meet.
All went well, arrangements where made when all of a sudden they cancelled. Saying that they found someone else.
Had the last laugh though when I read next day that their first choice didn't turn up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My friend finally met a woman he had been after for months. They got down to it in the 69 position with her on top and in the moonlight through the window to his horror he saw 2 small worms crawl back inside her arse. She had just returned from central America and he thinks she had tapeworm eeeeew"
That has just put me off my tea!! This has to be the worst I have read on this thread ewwwwwww. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i had a meet several years ago where the other liked to sing hyms during intercourse, made me laugh so much i had to leave .... still makes me laugh when i hear the lords prayer... not so good when its at a funeral ho. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"i had a meet several years ago where the other liked to sing hyms during intercourse, made me laugh so much i had to leave .... still makes me laugh when i hear the lords prayer... not so good when its at a funeral ho. "
Guess it would be ok if it was Little Donkey |
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