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I was fuking a lady she start to fart and smell funny
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
Ah those bodily functions that you can’t help. Shocking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
It's because you are fucking up a pussy that is right next to an anus, if there is wind it's likely to come out.
I think you should clarify if you mean arse farts or fanny farts ..
And could we possibly know what it smelt of? |
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By *arkmanMan
over a year ago
hounslow |
"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x
It's because you are fucking up a pussy that is right next to an anus, if there is wind it's likely to come out.
I think you should clarify if you mean arse farts or fanny farts ..
And could we possibly know what it smelt of? "
Hold up, do we really want to know?
My guess is it’s the shit he’s talking! |
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By *ightNWet69Woman
over a year ago
dark side of the moon |
"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x
It's because you are fucking up a pussy that is right next to an anus, if there is wind it's likely to come out.
I think you should clarify if you mean arse farts or fanny farts ..
And could we possibly know what it smelt of?
Hold up, do we really want to know?
My guess is it’s the shit he’s talking!"
Green arrow agrees  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
As a Dr, I'm sure you know that most farts smell. Natural bodily function. And maybe, if you have an issue with such things, you need to give your head a wobble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do we sometimes fart? You try laying there legs akimbo whilst someone lays on top and pounds down on you and see what happens. It’s not pretty and it’s embarrassing as hell when it happens but it happens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As much as I find this post hilarious Dr 1 litre 
You also claim you can't get it up due to medication for mental heath, so I doubt that the fucking that you gave her was "That good" 
Maybe she decided the only way to get out of the situation was to smell bad  |
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
You're the junior doctor, you tell us. |
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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago
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"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart  "
A junior doctor but you can't spell fuck or litre? A-levels are not what they used to be if you got into medical school. |
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"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart
A junior doctor but you can't spell fuck or litre? A-levels are not what they used to be if you got into medical school."
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
I would have yeeted her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'farting non stop' would suggest she had a lot of trapped air. Now where it was trapped is key...
Did your lady friend smell of latex? Was she a little 'deflated' when you left?"
I think he certainly felt let down |
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"I guess im the real deal ladies i cum up to 1 liter a day and fuk so good that can make u fart
A junior doctor but you can't spell fuck or litre? A-levels are not what they used to be if you got into medical school."
Hang on Drs in my day wrote and spell like I do illegeablely so that consistent with his status .
And the fact he also a medical rareity .let's not put him down we need all the Dr we can get obviously he be dedicated to his work when he not wanking . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
Take it it wasnt a fanny fart, You cant stop them! Although they dont smell |
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By *ooljoeMan
over a year ago
Harrogate |
"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
Hahaha you must have gone for the Munters bro.Did you eat her pussy and lost appetite for food all week. |
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x"
What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x
What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google...."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x
What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google...."
Bet he's not a real Dr either!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi want to know why some women fart during sex and i experience a lady i had fun with she started to fart non stop and then there was a funny smell it put me off my food for a week x
What's more funny is having a disclaimer warning people not to use your pictures then using one from Google....
Bet he's not a real Dr either! "
Shame really?... I'm sure the 'funny smelling farts diet', would be a best seller if Dr recommended |
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