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I don’t know if others find this strange but I met and old school friend last night and he literally just put the tip of his cock in and out my fanny just to hear my first moan… after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? I’m like wtf no it was shit after the first 4 times you done it. |
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"I don’t know if others find this strange but I met and old school friend last night and he literally just put the tip of his cock in and out my fanny just to hear my first moan… after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? I’m like wtf no it was shit after the first 4 times you done it. "
That's not a strange thing as such. He's been a dck.    |
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"Blimey ! What did he say when you told him it was rubbish?
He just said I thought you were enjoying it you kept letting out little moans every time I entered  "
Well that's an experience never to be repeated |
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I once snapped my banjo string with a college girlfriend. I must have lost a couple of pints of blood.
Another college girlfriend left some pretty nasty teeth marks in a clumsy blowjob disaster. Took weeks to go.
Fell off the bed a few times.
Also had both legs go into cramp for no reason. That killed my ardour. |
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"A girl once asked if she could take her wig off when I was fucking her "
That reminds me of my lengthy visit to a club in Florida some years ago. I was doing my best for Queen and country with an attractive American couple. With the end almost upon me her wig fell off and blew towards the pool. From my position and in the gloom it looked like her head had fallen off with her husband running to retrieve it. Instant deflation and much laughter. Stiff drinks and round two later.  |
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over a year ago
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Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.
Some not so nice things that have happened to me:
- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)
- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite
- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.
Some not so nice things that have happened to me:
- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)
- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite
- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)
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That must have been one crazy sex session. |
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"I don’t know if others find this strange but I met and old school friend last night and he literally just put the tip of his cock in and out my fanny just to hear my first moan… after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? I’m like wtf no it was shit after the first 4 times you done it. "
Wtf. After second time, I'll of said that was shite. Now fuck off |
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Her husband came home from nights early. I had no idea she was married.
We heard the electric garage door start to roll up, she thought she was getting burgled. Looked out the window and saw his car. I had to grab all of my stuff and go hide in another room.
Once they’d both gone to bed, she text me saying he was sleeping and I let myself out the back door. |
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By *ampire69Man
over a year ago
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Calf cramp OMG never known pain like it, cramping pains for 20+ mins
sperm stains all over a girls tights and she had to go back into the wedding function very very close call her husband was a monster |
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Can’t believe nobody has mentioned fanny farts! 
One job I worked in there was a gay lad who’d never been with a woman there and the subject came up and he didn’t believe it was a real thing. Pre net days so he asked his sister!
Apparently he had to wait 5 mins for her to stop laughing before she confirmed to him they’re a real thing!
Did exes banjo in once blood everywhere! I thought I’d broken it permanently!
Numerous times falling off the bed it’s a bit of a bad habit of mine, broke a bed once (cheap slats one), knocking lamps over etc but I’m quite accident prone anyway. |
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"Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.
Some not so nice things that have happened to me:
- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)
- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite
- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)
That must have been one crazy sex session."
having a shite mid flow is new on me. You’ve had some classy meets |
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"Head butted a fire place and put my tooth part through my lip.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Fell through an unlocked cubicle door.
Some not so nice things that have happened to me:
- farted on/in whilst rimming a guy (and he expected me to continue!)
- a guy excused himself for the biggest crap in my en suite
- he stopped and got upset about the girl he was cheating on me with (no words!)
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no messing about here hahaha |
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"I don’t know if others find this strange but I met and old school friend last night and he literally just put the tip of his cock in and out my fanny just to hear my first moan… after 10 minutes he just came and said that was great eh ? I’m like wtf no it was shit after the first 4 times you done it.
Wtf. After second time, I'll of said that was shite. Now fuck off"
Christ |
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"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged
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Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through |
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"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged
Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through "
No-one said anything, my partner was just watching... |
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"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged
Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through
No-one said anything, my partner was just watching... "
At any point did your partner shout out "you've got 4 yeses"  |
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"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged
Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through
No-one said anything, my partner was just watching...
At any point did your partner shout out "you've got 4 yeses" "
SEVEN ! |
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"During a mfm 3some some years ago the guy after 5 minutes the guy got off me & said he didn't like been judged
Judged for what?, we're you rating him halfway through
No-one said anything, my partner was just watching...
At any point did your partner shout out "you've got 4 yeses"
SEVEN ! "
Lol...we did say this afterwards to each other |
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Had a full blown argument with an ex while fucking. I can’t remember what the argument was about, but she was crazy, so it was probably about something strange and/or banal. We carried on for a while, until it all got too weird! |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Snapped banjo.
Arrrrggghhh yesss….that’s happened to me "
Don't think there's 2 words that can kill a hard on quicker.
Has never yet happened to me as I'm very wary of people playing too rough with my member, and I intend to keep it that way by any means necessary, even if it means I have to give someone a slap. |
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"Blimey ! What did he say when you told him it was rubbish?
He just said I thought you were enjoying it you kept letting out little moans every time I entered "
Obviously he can't distinguish between moans of pleasure and moans of disappointment lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a ladies both eyes roll white while was inside her freak me out thought she was having a seizure until she orgasmed told me she always did it when orgasming never happened with any more ladies |
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I was in a hotel having sex with a man who'd been to the races. The room had two single beds and a gap opened up between them. I fell through and landed on piles and piles of banknotes. He had obviously hidden his winnings ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People saying cramp is a big one, in the bridge between ball and bumhole! Not great! Also woman letting out a fart when I make her cum... With my mouth... Bit worse |
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I was receiving a lovely blowjob from a sexy woman in her bedroom. I was in heaven enjoying every second when all of a sudden her dog sneaked into the bedroom and jumped on top of me. Nearly gave me a heart attack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While going at it in the back of an old Fiat 126 (front seatins tilted forward and her legs over my shoulders), the seat dropped down trapping my legs and locking us in position.
Had to wait for my mate (whose car it was) to return from dropping his girlfiend off (an d popping in for.a bit) to rescue us. |
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"Ive headbutted hubby and broke a tooth.
Fallen off the bed countless times.
The wind that just catches you by surprise "
Hence you should never eat sprouts, beens or a curry before commencing sexual shenanigans lol. |
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1.Had a blowjob off a girl i was seeing who neglected to tell me about her broken tooth which sliced my bellend open.
2. Had ex gf do a maga fart as i was licking her pussy. Boy it was a howler.
3. Another ex gf's yorkie terrier came in to the room as she started screaming with an orgasm and the little bastard bit my ball sac. Trying to protect her i guess thinking i had hurt her. Fucking blood everywhere.A&E staff thought it was well funny. Bastards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking my ex girlfriend like crazy, cowgirl Cumming in her arse and once we stopped her flatmates phone started ringing, we both looked up, she was looking through the door and promptly legged it |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Curtain rail fell off taking the curtain netting down as well leaving the upstairs neighbor full view from his section of the garden
The cheek of him just banged on the window as we covered ourselves with the duvet |
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