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By *histle do nicely OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow South

Random line from a movie that fans will instantly know..... Part 2.

The other one went so quickly....

..... ............. ..........

From Charlie Chaplin's...The Tramp.. ha!

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

I think you both better come inside

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By *onynickiCouple  over a year ago

Bournemouth

Oh Senator … one more thing…… love your suit

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By *onynickiCouple  over a year ago

Bournemouth

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts

Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell!

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By *r SteelhammerMan  over a year ago

belfast

Go ahead, make my day

Clint eastwoods, sudden impact

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By *andido63Man  over a year ago

Stafford

'He has a wife you know'

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton


"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell!"

Star Wars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You always were an asshole, German.

Brick killed a guy!

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

I'll be bark

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

This one goes up to 11

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"'He has a wife you know'"

Incontinentia buttocks

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By *andido63Man  over a year ago

Stafford


"'He has a wife you know'

Incontinentia buttocks "

Probably the funniest film ever made.

'Thwow him to the floor'

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By *ister_ee_1981Man  over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?

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By *TG3Man  over a year ago

Dorchester

Hasta la visa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."

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By *ustus555Couple  over a year ago

Mansfield

Say " what" again.

I dare you.

I double dare you mother clucker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That ain't tactics honey

That's just the beast in me.

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By *rigginintherigginCouple  over a year ago

strummersville

That’s no moon

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By *ibi_curiousCouple  over a year ago

Shepperton

If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Do you know the film?

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By *aptain Pugwash1000Man  over a year ago

CRNW

"You was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

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By *randmrsfuntobehadCouple  over a year ago

manchester

This ship can't sink

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell


"If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.

Do you know the film?"

One of my favourites - 'Zulu', of course...

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

I’ve a particular set of skills ……I bet someone guesses it without me sharing the movie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Now I have a machine gun m. Ho. Ho. Ho

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By *andido63Man  over a year ago

Stafford

'I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From a TV show "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

From a Movie: "Nice beaver!"

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By *aughtyTwo8488Couple  over a year ago

derby


"

From a Movie: "Nice beaver!"

"

Thanks, I've just had it stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh Senator … one more thing…… love your suit "

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By *ornygezzaMan  over a year ago

west mids

Streets closed pizza boy

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By *ue and robCouple  over a year ago

ware

We need a bigger boat

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan  over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Get busy living or get busy dying

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan  over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat


"I’ve a particular set of skills ……I bet someone guesses it without me sharing the movie "

Liam Neeson

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By *oublesixesMan  over a year ago

Corby

Impossible sir... It's in Johnson's underwear

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By *oublesixesMan  over a year ago

Corby


""What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.""

The meaning of life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a unique set of skills

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By *ostAirmenMan  over a year ago

crewe

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you touch my drumset?

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By *ouple2playCouple  over a year ago

Solihull

Phil, Phil Connors

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By *tephTV67TV/TS  over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m watching currently. If you don’t know the film I don’t want to know you …..

‘I love the smell of napalm in the morning’

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ditto ...

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By *aughtyTwo8488Couple  over a year ago

derby


"Phil, Phil Connors "

Groundhog Day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey there trouble maker

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole

I carreied a water melon.

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By *uckslut and MCouple  over a year ago

Poole

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

Left turn clyde

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


"I carreied a water melon. "

Baby... dirty dancing

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By *iercedPMan  over a year ago

Brentwood


"Left turn clyde"

Every which way but loose

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan  over a year ago

Gilfach

Son, you got a panty on your head.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What’s your name ? “ don’t tell him Pike”

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan  over a year ago

Gilfach


"From a TV show "The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!""

Hello fellow Futurama fan.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel the rhythm, feel the ride..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All up in your vagsh

Wanderlust

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By *annibal_LickedherMan  over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Oh Senator … one more thing…… love your suit "

Silence of the lambs.

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"Impossible sir... It's in Johnson's underwear"

Breakfast Club

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By *orksRockerMan  over a year ago

Bradford


"“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”"

Ferris...

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke

Gave up their horses for choppers and went tearing around the man looking for the shit?

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell


"Gave up their horses for choppers and went tearing around the man looking for the shit? "

The actual line is: "First of the Ninth was an old cavalry division

that had cashed in its horses for choppers, and gone tear-assing

around 'Nam, looking for the shit."

From Apocalypse Now - as were both my and StephTV67's "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" quotes yesterday...

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By *moothdickMan  over a year ago

stoke


"Gave up their horses for choppers and went tearing around the man looking for the shit?

The actual line is: "First of the Ninth was an old cavalry division

that had cashed in its horses for choppers, and gone tear-assing

around 'Nam, looking for the shit."

From Apocalypse Now - as were both my and StephTV67's "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" quotes yesterday... "

Yea yr spot on… I just took part of the quote, but did miss out arsing and cashed …

Smells like, victory to you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop chucking those bloody spears, at me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm too old for this shit!

Lethal Weapon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jimmy two times,

"I'm going to fetch the papers, fetch the papers."

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By *eforfuncplCouple  over a year ago

Morecambe

Ave you a licence for that minkey

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By *lam rockerMan  over a year ago

Tain

Ah hold up busses....

you're bigger than the Loch Ness Monster.

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By *quirtyndirty!Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

Mary, this is your cousin Heidi, she's been our top secret agent in Bavaria for some time now.... and what a disguise

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By *armupartistMan  over a year ago

York


""You was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off""

Butch Cassidy...

“Who are those guys”.

.. as above

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By *armupartistMan  over a year ago

York

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

Always thought this was from a film starring Mae West but apparently it was in a play... good line though!

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By *iking 777Man  over a year ago

wick

From the dawn of time we came

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The Complete Record Of The Most Earth-Shattering Invention Ever. The One That Ended All Concepts Of Transport, Of Borders And Frontiers, Of Time And Space.

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By *burns7Man  over a year ago

walsall

I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAM THING

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By *an de LyonMan  over a year ago

welling

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridious, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAM THING "

Pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridious, commander of the armies of the north, general of the felix legions. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next."

Bambi ?

Seriously - gladiator

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By *batMan  over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I was going to say either

"Charlie don't surf"

or

"Smells like .... smells like victory"

But that film's been done to death in this thread already.

Gbat

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Feel the rhythm, feel the ride.."

Cool Runnings

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By *acksLamentMan  over a year ago

Wales

...did I stutter?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Nuns. No sense of humour"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your a regular blue flame special, young dumb and full of come.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your a regular blue flame special, young dumb and full of come. "

Just been corrected by the missus you’re not your

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey you guys

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By *ldFashionedGentMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

What have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian

We are the weirdos, mister.

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By *ozart200Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Carpe diem…seize the day boys.. make your lives extraordinary

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great shot kid….one in a million

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By *odevilWoman  over a year ago

exeter

"Clever girl"

"In the words of my generation...UP YOURS"

"Stop calling me Shirley"

"Do you think I look in the mirror every morning and shout 'gee, I'm glad I'm me and not some 19 year old billionaire rock star, with the body of an athlete and a 24 hour erection'? NO. I. DON'T. So just excuse the shit out of me"

Not all the same film obviously but if anyone guesses the last one, we'll be best friends forever.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

You're gonna look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth

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By *odevilWoman  over a year ago

exeter


"We are the weirdos, mister.

"

The Craft

(Got the tshirt!)

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By *ames250122Man  over a year ago

Worcester

Who throwers a shoe?!… Honestly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

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By *REEPALESTINEMan  over a year ago

derby

A heart can only take so much ..

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Even smiling makes my face ache

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple  over a year ago

Middle England

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad, I'm better

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By *ertfordshiremaleMan  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Two words

"Keep it real"

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

"Do you think I look in the mirror every morning and shout 'gee, I'm glad I'm me and not some 19 year old billionaire rock star, with the body of an athlete and a 24 hour erection'? NO. I. DON'T. So just excuse the shit out of me"

Not all the same film obviously but if anyone guesses the last one, we'll be best friends forever. "

The very underrated The Ref.

Kevin Spacey as Lloyd..absolutely brilliant

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand "

First contact

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"You're gonna look pretty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no fucking teeth "

The blues brothers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand

First contact "

but you really have to say it like worf

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart


""Clever girl"

"In the words of my generation...UP YOURS"

"Stop calling me Shirley"

"Do you think I look in the mirror every morning and shout 'gee, I'm glad I'm me and not some 19 year old billionaire rock star, with the body of an athlete and a 24 hour erection'? NO. I. DON'T. So just excuse the shit out of me"

Not all the same film obviously but if anyone guesses the last one, we'll be best friends forever. "

First one is obviously jurassic Park and I think the last one is the ref the Kevin spacey film

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol


"If you were any other man I would kill you where you stand

First contact "

Thank you that was driving me crazy

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By *rPeachPiercedPrincessCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Water sucks Gatorade is better!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.”

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By *j69funCouple  over a year ago

kildare


"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.” "
Back to the future

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By *tead88Man  over a year ago

nine elms

Ive seen thing you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. Ive watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tenhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears .. in rain. Time to die.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


"We are the weirdos, mister.

The Craft

(Got the tshirt!) "

I do too

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan  over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Water sucks Gatorade is better!"

The Waterboy.

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Ive seen thing you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of orion. Ive watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the tenhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears .. in rain. Time to die."

Blade runner

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton

It can't rain all the time

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By *iggonzoMan  over a year ago

birmingham

Peach…. I could eat a peach for hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Hang on lady, we going for a ride"

"Asp's. Very dangerous.... You go first"

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By *ershingMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"It can't rain all the time "

Eric Draven!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And I lay my vengeance upon thee

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By *ershingMan  over a year ago

liverpool


"And I lay my vengeance upon thee"

Kahhhhhhhnnn

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By *ansduoCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

"He dies, he dies!"

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By *irty-pairCouple  over a year ago

South Essex

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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By *ershingMan  over a year ago

liverpool

Just you a wait, monkey boy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brothers, what we do in life… echoes in eternity

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan  over a year ago

Madrid

I feel the need, the need for speed

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Just you a wait, monkey boy!"

Buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better watch out.. he eats chocolate bars

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By *ozapperMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

I'm a walkin' talkin' donkey!

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By *ozapperMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

I see dead people.

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere

Finish over my Tits!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Nowhere


"Finish over my Tits!!! "

My homemade sextape 2004

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Show us the dim mak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I feel the need, the need for speed "

Top gun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

‘Get 3 coffins ready. ‘

*kills 4 bad guys*

‘My mistake. 4 coffins’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"‘Get 3 coffins ready. ‘

*kills 4 bad guys*

‘My mistake. 4 coffins’"

A fistful of dollars

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By *ustful_connectionCouple  over a year ago

cornwall

‘Samsonite! I was way off!’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I carried a watermelon

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By *ittycock400Couple  over a year ago

Bristol

"This *is* Mike Myers"

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By *ibi_curiousCouple  over a year ago

Shepperton

Bright light! Bright light!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Bright light! Bright light!"

The gremlins

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell


"Bright light! Bright light!"

Never feed them after midnight...

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"‘Samsonite! I was way off!’"

Dumb and dumber.

Love that film

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By *uminsiderMKMan  over a year ago

St Austell

"What's wrong with a kiss, boy, hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?"

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By *ibi_curiousCouple  over a year ago

Shepperton

Mmmm Snorkels, What oh!

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By *ibi_curiousCouple  over a year ago

Shepperton

Kowalski, can you hear me? Do you hear me, Kowalski?

Now, I know you can hear me, Kowalski.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The truth!…………..You can’t handle the truth!!!

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By *ibi_curiousCouple  over a year ago

Shepperton

: This job is ruining my sex life.

: Ah, who'd have sex with you anyway?

: Nobody you'd know, that's for sure.

: Will you look at that!

: Hey, I think I'm in love!

: I'm talking about the car, Stanley.

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By *ibi_curiousCouple  over a year ago

Shepperton


"The truth!…………..You can’t handle the truth!!! "

A few good men

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian


""What's wrong with a kiss, boy, hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss?" "

Monty Python's Meaning of Life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do they call you Lassie ?

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

"It can't rain all the time"

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle

Maximum effort!

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London


"Why do they call you Lassie ?"

Porkys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend......

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By *edsbucksguy93Man  over a year ago

MK

Did we just become best friends?

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.


""It can't rain all the time""

The crow.

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By *unCycleGymRepeatMan  over a year ago

Greater London

Show me the money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough."

Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Show me the money"

Jerry maguire

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

Sex Panther cologne ….. Anchor man ……. Not line but featured in the movie , hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey "

Deep throat

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

Funny how ….. funny like I’m a clown , I amuse you …….Goodfellas

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

You had me at hello

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man  over a year ago

DUBLIN

You leave town...tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.""

Monty python, “Meaning of Life”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We’re putting the band back together!

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By *aulaxd2020TV/TS  over a year ago

dudley

Maggots Michael, You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You sound like a big Choo Choo train

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By *igforfun100Man  over a year ago

Magherafelt

"Make my day Punk"

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By *igforfun100Man  over a year ago

Magherafelt

We're gona need a bigger boat.

Jaws

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple  over a year ago

Southampton


""It can't rain all the time"

The crow."

Yup! Great film!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How’s your maggots Michael

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


""It can't rain all the time"

The crow."

Yeah hun

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By *ndecidedjMan  over a year ago

barton le clay/Harrow

Stay away from her you bitch

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Maggots Michael, You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?"

Lost boys

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

The mafia? I've shit em

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan  over a year ago

Bradford

Fill your hands you son of a bitch

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